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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦

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Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · May 7

I like the contemporary room at the National Portrait Gallery, or as I call it, "The People who've Blocked Me on Twitter Gallery"

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 27m

German A-Level paying off

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 27m

Oh he blocked me. But why, this is a normal thing?

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 28m

I just think he's a basic rubbish Bluesky poster who sometimes likes to feel better about himself by posting "what about Gaza"

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 39m

I think he's completely real, I just wonder if he'll notice how weird it is to reply that on completely random stuff when someone else does it

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 43m

I doubt he can complain

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 45m

An experiment:

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 48m

vielleicht etwas weniger wichtig als der Wiederaufbau von Gaza

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 50m

maybe just a few places lower on the list than rebuild Gaza

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 50m

maybe just a few places lower on the list than rebuild Gaza

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 51m

maybe just a few places lower on the list than rebuild Gaza

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 1h

Discovered him because of the (good!) album Scarlett Johansson did of covers.

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah I mean he's not yer man for the good take on politics

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 1h

Correctly German! Due to first meeting Lidl in Dusseldorf it's how I say it (affectedly)

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 2h

To which I'm referring, I can imagine being annoyed by an unfortunate crop but it is a bit "fighting over the billing in a cinema poster"

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 2h

Rylan has as much of an academic background in the study of witch-hunting as Roberts, and is a popular and successful TV presenter

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 2h

How many tweets do we think OK! magazine would have been doing about this documentary otherwise

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 2h

get a history TV documentary made by teaming up with a gossip mag fave and get annoyed when a gossip mag leads on him in a headline for a tweet, is it

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 14h

TL;DR:

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16h

Most importantly, to impose a No Furries rule though

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16h

Ta, v interesting

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16h

While Newbury is semi-in range and I do have WW2 planes...the "waving around going pew pew" element does make me fear for their safety

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16h

I love her but she simply is not and never will be a comic actress

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 18h

(bleeding out) "that makes me...a ... sad panda"

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Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 18h

No, it's a convenient way not to think about it

Will - Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 18h

I hope she got them kicked out in the end 🙏