Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Honestly this just reminds me again that Turkeys would indeed kill us if they could
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Honestly this just reminds me again that Turkeys would indeed kill us if they could
Arthur C Clarke's Civilisation is imaginative, poorly characterised and breathtakingly sexist - and currently being very loosely adapted on Apple TV
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Arthur C Clarke's Civilisation is imaginative, poorly characterised and breathtakingly sexist - and currently being very loosely adapted on Apple TV
I really hope the guys I go to are legit (bit scruffy, card payments) as I've finally trained all three of them up to do the precise and very specific haircut I've had for 15 years.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I really hope the guys I go to are legit (bit scruffy, card payments) as I've finally trained all three of them up to do the precise and very specific haircut I've had for 15 years.
Did you think that RFK Jr needed the platform? He's kind of got one.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Did you think that RFK Jr needed the platform? He's kind of got one.
Honestly one of the stupidest tweets I've ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Honestly one of the stupidest tweets I've ever seen
He has such kind eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
He has such kind eyes
RIGHT. Reopen the schools, or something.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
RIGHT. Reopen the schools, or something.
Media literacy test: do you think that photo with the rosary with that headline is supposed to be reassuring to a reader of The Atlantic?
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Media literacy test: do you think that photo with the rosary with that headline is supposed to be reassuring to a reader of The Atlantic?
Less good of a comedy than THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Less good of a comedy than THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA
Less good of a comedy than Pretty Woman
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Less good of a comedy than Pretty Woman
It's not even in the top 3
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's not even in the top 3
My Best Friend's Wedding above Airplane was where my soul started to leave my body.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My Best Friend's Wedding above Airplane was where my soul started to leave my body.
Not ... quite
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Not ... quite
Of course
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Of course
Hate and fear, but not fear enough
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Hate and fear, but not fear enough
I think Cunard are the only company who always fit a promenade deck all the way around, yes. Odd
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I think Cunard are the only company who always fit a promenade deck all the way around, yes. Odd
Not sure about the new Wes Anderson
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not sure about the new Wes Anderson
"We’re going to need an awful lot of clothes pegs in 2029 at this rate."
Innit
Innit
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"We’re going to need an awful lot of clothes pegs in 2029 at this rate."
Innit
Innit
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The fact that in both 2019 and 2024, the winning party did so with a set of manifesto promises that could not be kept and dissolved upon contact with actual office is something that as an industry we should be much more bothered by than we are.
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The fact that in both 2019 and 2024, the winning party did so with a set of manifesto promises that could not be kept and dissolved upon contact with actual office is something that as an industry we should be much more bothered by than we are.