Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦
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Saving all your food stamps and burning down the trailer park
Also inspired the best Viz letter ever written
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Also inspired the best Viz letter ever written
"without, right?"
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"without, right?"
I'll say though that Sunseeker calling this 35 knot bikini barge on IPS drives a Superhawk is a sadder loss of tradition than anything Jaguar has done
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'll say though that Sunseeker calling this 35 knot bikini barge on IPS drives a Superhawk is a sadder loss of tradition than anything Jaguar has done
I sent this to a friend in Perth but he hasn't responded, maybe he's just too excited to go to the aquarium?
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I sent this to a friend in Perth but he hasn't responded, maybe he's just too excited to go to the aquarium?
Death penalty? Death penalty
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Death penalty? Death penalty
From the FT's Polymath crossword, this is not just a clue, but Apple's only marketing of a show that, now I look it up, could have been designed to appeal to me if only I knew of it. And I've had Apple TV for two years
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
From the FT's Polymath crossword, this is not just a clue, but Apple's only marketing of a show that, now I look it up, could have been designed to appeal to me if only I knew of it. And I've had Apple TV for two years
This is what I did after finding the perfect Massive Loafers from Ferragamo, trying on loads of cheaper options and realising had to be the real thing.
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
This is what I did after finding the perfect Massive Loafers from Ferragamo, trying on loads of cheaper options and realising had to be the real thing.
Apart from cars, these numbers are chicken feed when you spot that a) you're getting a few percent of them and b) there is no breakdown in the numbers for fashion and beauty of how much is "luxury" (have fun defining that!) and how much is just ordinary people buying clothes and makeup. Joke policy
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Apart from cars, these numbers are chicken feed when you spot that a) you're getting a few percent of them and b) there is no breakdown in the numbers for fashion and beauty of how much is "luxury" (have fun defining that!) and how much is just ordinary people buying clothes and makeup. Joke policy
Light will actually bend around an incredibly dense object. Unrelated screenshot
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Light will actually bend around an incredibly dense object. Unrelated screenshot
"Your honour, in her defence I submit that my client is middle class and her mother a poetess of some skill"
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Your honour, in her defence I submit that my client is middle class and her mother a poetess of some skill"
Happy International Mens Day
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy International Mens Day
Sorry guys I've been called in for ripping off original creators and erasing the message about uncredited programmers. Trying to do better, so:
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Sorry guys I've been called in for ripping off original creators and erasing the message about uncredited programmers. Trying to do better, so:
Apparently
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Apparently
Okay but this is a miserable amount of land with it. You don't even own th other side of the ha ha!
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Okay but this is a miserable amount of land with it. You don't even own th other side of the ha ha!
Yo dawg I heard you like Jesus on the crucifix on the crucifix so we...
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yo dawg I heard you like Jesus on the crucifix on the crucifix so we...
A block I am grateful for
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A block I am grateful for
Self-parking. Truly we are in humanity's greatest era
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Self-parking. Truly we are in humanity's greatest era
Reference:
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Reference:
Bonus neat features: for aerodynamics and efficiency the grille only opens when needed.
The gear knob is a sort of smoked glass, sadly not the optional cut crystal one though.
The rear seats have isofix child seat mounts for essentially unknown reasons as they are microscopic.
The gear knob is a sort of smoked glass, sadly not the optional cut crystal one though.
The rear seats have isofix child seat mounts for essentially unknown reasons as they are microscopic.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bonus neat features: for aerodynamics and efficiency the grille only opens when needed.
The gear knob is a sort of smoked glass, sadly not the optional cut crystal one though.
The rear seats have isofix child seat mounts for essentially unknown reasons as they are microscopic.
The gear knob is a sort of smoked glass, sadly not the optional cut crystal one though.
The rear seats have isofix child seat mounts for essentially unknown reasons as they are microscopic.
Approved used on a lease, very much entering my Deano era. Considering a French bulldog and getting into Peaky Blinders. Essentially fed up with old cars and want the lovely modern self driving tech and ventilated seats. Plus enough stitched black leather to satisfy Peter Marino.
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Approved used on a lease, very much entering my Deano era. Considering a French bulldog and getting into Peaky Blinders. Essentially fed up with old cars and want the lovely modern self driving tech and ventilated seats. Plus enough stitched black leather to satisfy Peter Marino.
Friendship ended with CITROËN C6*
now
BMW 840i
is my
best friend
now
BMW 840i
is my
best friend
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Friendship ended with CITROËN C6*
now
BMW 840i
is my
best friend
now
BMW 840i
is my
best friend
SPLITTER
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
SPLITTER