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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
This is genuinely an excellent podcast network. A ludicrous amount of shows to enjoy. Honestly ridiculous.
We’re running a promotion! Use the code DUCKFRIDAY25 between now and Tuesday to get 25% off of new memberships to our Patreon.
That’s a few bucks for literally hundreds of hours of entertainment.
Patreon.com/duckfeedtv
That’s a few bucks for literally hundreds of hours of entertainment.
Patreon.com/duckfeedtv
Duckfeed.tv | Patreon
Podcasts
Patreon.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is genuinely an excellent podcast network. A ludicrous amount of shows to enjoy. Honestly ridiculous.
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We take pride in running the most generous podcast Patreon in existence. You get so many hours of podcasts for so little that it’s frankly a stupid way to run a business. And some of our best stuff is for members only.
We’re running a promotion! Use the code DUCKFRIDAY25 between now and Tuesday to get 25% off of new memberships to our Patreon.
That’s a few bucks for literally hundreds of hours of entertainment.
Patreon.com/duckfeedtv
That’s a few bucks for literally hundreds of hours of entertainment.
Patreon.com/duckfeedtv
Duckfeed.tv | Patreon
Podcasts
Patreon.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
We take pride in running the most generous podcast Patreon in existence. You get so many hours of podcasts for so little that it’s frankly a stupid way to run a business. And some of our best stuff is for members only.
Bold advertising choice from Valve
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Bold advertising choice from Valve
Meet me at the pickled egg bar in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass-kicking (and a pickled egg)
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Meet me at the pickled egg bar in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass-kicking (and a pickled egg)
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PSA to neurotypicals - asking “why” is not arguing. “Here is how a thing is.” “Why?” Is not an argument. It’s a request for more information. Why is the thing that way? Teach me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
PSA to neurotypicals - asking “why” is not arguing. “Here is how a thing is.” “Why?” Is not an argument. It’s a request for more information. Why is the thing that way? Teach me.
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Doing a print run of these today to hopefully get them out by Monday if anyone else wants one!
I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me!
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
Coin coin coin - Guy Kelly's Ko-fi Shop
Be…because it’s a duck, yeah? And it’s sitting on a coin. But. BUT. In France, ducks say “coin coin coin”! So it’s…it’s actually pretty cle- wait, whe...
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Doing a print run of these today to hopefully get them out by Monday if anyone else wants one!
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In honour of me getting flipped off by a farmer for saying "boo you daft cunts" to one of those farmers4justice wankers today, why not play my baffling comedy game about one man's inscruitable desire to strangle a horse to death?
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In honour of me getting flipped off by a farmer for saying "boo you daft cunts" to one of those farmers4justice wankers today, why not play my baffling comedy game about one man's inscruitable desire to strangle a horse to death?
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Oh you have nothing to lose but your chains? Actually that's pretty problematic. What if you like your chains? What if that's all you have? I can't believe you'd say this.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oh you have nothing to lose but your chains? Actually that's pretty problematic. What if you like your chains? What if that's all you have? I can't believe you'd say this.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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Actually quite good?
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Actually quite good?
I was on strike today and yesterday. Most people were lovely. One older guy came up to me and said "strike! Keep fighting for what is yours!" and that was a fucking joy. Support striking workers and don't cross a picket line. We're all in this together and that is as magical as it is scary.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I was on strike today and yesterday. Most people were lovely. One older guy came up to me and said "strike! Keep fighting for what is yours!" and that was a fucking joy. Support striking workers and don't cross a picket line. We're all in this together and that is as magical as it is scary.
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imagine if there was a balm which could heal any wound but if you ate it it would make you murder your whole family and they sold it over the counter
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
imagine if there was a balm which could heal any wound but if you ate it it would make you murder your whole family and they sold it over the counter
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the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
People on BlueSky: AI is useless! A stochastic parrot!
Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072
(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
Mathematicians/biologists/physicists: It is already helping us do frontier technical research and in some cases solve open problems arxiv.org/pdf/2511.16072
(There are of course, as always, many caveats, but the paper is genuinely remarkable)
arxiv.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the genAI bubble relies on you conflating the genuinely tremendous potential of using machine learning for e.g. image recognition in radiotherapy, protein folding, simulations in power systems etc with the child abuse image generators and schizophrenic delusions generators
In honour of me getting flipped off by a farmer for saying "boo you daft cunts" to one of those farmers4justice wankers today, why not play my baffling comedy game about one man's inscruitable desire to strangle a horse to death?
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In honour of me getting flipped off by a farmer for saying "boo you daft cunts" to one of those farmers4justice wankers today, why not play my baffling comedy game about one man's inscruitable desire to strangle a horse to death?
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Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
@ewacat.bsky.social check your signal!
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@ewacat.bsky.social check your signal!
Doing a print run of these today to hopefully get them out by Monday if anyone else wants one!
I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me!
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
"Coin coin coin" is now on sale!
12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted!
ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb
Coin coin coin - Guy Kelly's Ko-fi Shop
Be…because it’s a duck, yeah? And it’s sitting on a coin. But. BUT. In France, ducks say “coin coin coin”! So it’s…it’s actually pretty cle- wait, whe...
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Doing a print run of these today to hopefully get them out by Monday if anyone else wants one!
Used to be you could date your husband's friend and all have dinner together. Can't anymore. Because of pope.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Used to be you could date your husband's friend and all have dinner together. Can't anymore. Because of pope.
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Happy gazpacho soup day to everyone who still cringes to death over something they did that absolutely noone but them even remembers
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy gazpacho soup day to everyone who still cringes to death over something they did that absolutely noone but them even remembers
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(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect;
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
(A) stop feeling pressure to be perfect;
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
(B) normalize asking questions, because that is normalizing learning;
(C) do not ask AI if your turkey is done; ask a meat thermometer
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November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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On strike today. Looking forward to standing in the cold losing £150/a day while other colleagues blithely walk past with a sad smile on their faces like we're the ones being silly for making a fuss.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
On strike today. Looking forward to standing in the cold losing £150/a day while other colleagues blithely walk past with a sad smile on their faces like we're the ones being silly for making a fuss.
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt