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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!!

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Kaye “Silent Hill f[emale]” Ross @kaye.zone · 9h

I’ve had “Seu Fosse Grande” stuck in my head today.

“If I was big, pianos would no longer be journeys.”

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Tiny Fuppets: A Modest Wish

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 11h

Slipping "for the record, I feel no need to suck your toes right now" into a conversation isn't as comforting as you might think

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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer) @comicprintinguk.bsky.social · 12h

I like Stephen King’s short story “The Jaunt” a lot, but I think it ought to be classed as a novella really. It’s longer than you think.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

Ahh. Time for u to go in yr box in yr cupboard soon

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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · May 27

Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you Like A Bird Strike!

Have tattoos:

SNAR GE!!
PLNE BONK
FTHR GOOP

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you Shafiq! That's very kind! Have some ink!

SWRD FISH
HAMR HEAD
SHLD BUGZ

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

Yesssss

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

If you want more information on farming and farmers, please scan this ooh-arr code.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 13h

Buddhism or Spinoza's substance monism, which is what I had in mind. But, much like strangling a horse in real life, what you take from it is personal to you!

Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 14h

More like a pat-asserie

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 15h

Things in the Oldest House sometimes change without warning.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 15h

Just sat down to play Control on my PC, a thing I have definitely done before. It doesn;t seem to be on ANY library. Was I confounded by Gamepass? I am so confused.

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Lexykin 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷💜🩷💙 @lexykin.bsky.social · 15h

Like, shits given: zero.

A grey tortoiseshell kitten sleeps in a cream coloured circular cushion in a cat tree. Her face is almost upside down resting on her bunched feet. She looks like she is smiling in her sleep. She has no concept of Sunday blues.

A tortoiseshell kitten sleeps in a cream coloured hammock, her back legs extended, her front legs and head curled inwards. She is oblivious to her adoring human, taking her picture, fearful of Monday’s inexorable arrival.

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Lexykin 🏳️‍🌈🇫🇷💜🩷💙 @lexykin.bsky.social · 16h

Oh I wish I could be as chill as my kittens are about it already being Sunday evening 🥲

A little tortoiseshell kitten is snoozing in a cream coloured hammock, her head resting on her crossed front paws. One back paw and the tip of her tail are dangling off the side of the hammock.

A tuxedo kitten is dozing off on a dark blue couch among cushions and throws. One white tipped paw is visible in front of her chest. Her eyes are almost fully closed.

A little grey tortoiseshell kitten is fast asleep on a circular cushion in a cat tree. Her face is squished against the side of the cushion, clearly extremely comfy. She has her back to a window with autumnal trees in the distance. Near her is a planter with cat grass.

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 16h

Ooh! @insaninox.bsky.social is about to play "i will strangle a horse" on stream right now!
Wheeee!
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*LOUD AMBULANCE NOISES**

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 16h

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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 16h

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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · Feb 22

I listened to the audiobook of this, and basically every paragraph is really good. It's a comedian who understands what's going on with his autism explaining it all in a really funny way, and also it turns out he's got your brain worked out as well because let's face it something's going on there

Pierre Novellie @pierrenovellie.bsky.social · Feb 22

My book is available to pre-order in paperback and you can SAVE 25% by ordering it from Waterstones using code PREORDER25! Ends midnight Monday!

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 18h

Dick-sucking factory closed

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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The D stands for Disappointment @jenaciousd.bsky.social · 9d

I immediately had to dig out this post by @idlmpodcast.bsky.social

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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · Oct 6

The only way to make sense of this image is to listen to our podcast. If you have seen the below, and find yourself beguiled by the notion of an anti-diarrhoea medicine for draculas, then you're going to have to search "I Don't Like Mondays" in your podcast apps. Don't start with ep1 though. God no.

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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 20h

New episode out now on patreon! Episode 120! CHRIST!

Kittens! Sherbert! The Fash, and how to deal with them! Snake Plissken! Other!

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Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert | IDLM Podcast

Get more from IDLM Podcast on Patreon

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 20h

you are, truly, braver than the troops

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THE NERVE @thenerve.news · 23h

🔗 Read the full piece

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Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs

What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?

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