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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
The office is noisy, so I have taken myself to T h e E g g R o o m
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Don't forget to show your support for antifa drag queens this remembrance sunday
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
At Halloween my lil guys get party hats
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What i like about this is that one person did their makeup all by herself, and one got his wife to help. CAN YOU GUESS WHICH??? @insaninox.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You, a fool, a rube: Pubes

Me, enlightened, a gentleman:
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Inside of you there are two wolves
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Meet me at the Mushroom Lecture in Guildford in the next 25 minutes if u want an ass kicking
October 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Morning, folks x
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This is Maelle. Her crime is Chomp Hypocrisy
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Waking up and immediately checking the Terrible Things device to see if there's any new Terrible Things.
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The sumo line up sheet gave me a papercut. I have officially Been Injured at the sumo
October 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Meet me at the dohyō in the next 10 minutes if u want an ass-kicking (please do not do this )
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@kaye.zone re your latest episode, I don't think I've shown you the picture of when I got to take part in Knightmare Live. It was so good! We rescued our player!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I found these on sale by the tills in a French supermarket a couple of years ago. I was THRILLED.
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Holy shit. In Dashboard>Monetization>Ads> Advanced settings is a new option **WHICH WAS AUTOMATICALLY SET TO OFF**, for "Enable subscribers to have ad-free viewing"

CHEEKY FUCKERS!

#twitch #streaming #smallstreamers
October 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You get a job writing for a company and just ONCE imply you're more excited about transformers, and then this happens @thedailytism.com
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Every now and again I remember that @writing-in-rags.bsky.social photographed me looking like this, and hot damn. Thank you for making me look like this.
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My pal @beccapaintmore.bsky.social is making big gay stickers relating to big nerdy media! They're great!

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Prou...
October 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I don't want to say that the crossword setters are watching, but they ARE definitely watching
October 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
x2! A smart watch and this stupid thing
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Today's moustache/waistcoat combo is giving strong Victorian Railway Mogul vibes
October 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Me irl
September 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lol. #2 in horses, baybeeee

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
September 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As always,
September 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM