Friz Frizzle
@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
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Friz Frizzle
@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
· Oct 29
LEICESTER COMEDY FESTIVAL! I will be bringing my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ show "Funny Turn" during Leicester Comedy Festival. 6th & 20th Feb 2026, 6.15pm, LCB Depot. Reserve your free tickets now!
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"Brining" is what they call it when Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh.
Is “brining” a typo or a suggestive reference to The Land and The Sea?
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Brining" is what they call it when Russell Tovey Fucke a Fysh.
Hi, I'm Russell T Davies. The T stands for "Tovey Fucke a Fysh".
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hi, I'm Russell T Davies. The T stands for "Tovey Fucke a Fysh".
The film Zootopia is known as Zootropolis in the UK because nobody in this country could even fathom the concept of a Utopia.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The film Zootopia is known as Zootropolis in the UK because nobody in this country could even fathom the concept of a Utopia.
ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
Just 100 more sales to go to reach my target!
BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just 100 more sales to go to reach my target!
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BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
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I am now, against all odds, starting to get excited for this show. For Russell Tovey Fucke a Fish.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I am now, against all odds, starting to get excited for this show. For Russell Tovey Fucke a Fish.
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You’ll be glad to know that’s now my default way to refer to the series
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You’ll be glad to know that’s now my default way to refer to the series
RUSSELL 👏 TOVEY 👏 FUCKE 👏 A 👏 FYSH
NEW TRAILER | The War Between the Land and the Sea
YouTube video by Doctor Who
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
RUSSELL 👏 TOVEY 👏 FUCKE 👏 A 👏 FYSH
Tis the season to be WHO HOG
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Tis the season to be WHO HOG
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Having an eye laser appointment and just had the funky eyedrops which means I cannot see so its time got me attempt to send a post without bring able to proofread it before I send it!! Wish me lunch! OK, thag last word definitely had too many letters in it.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Having an eye laser appointment and just had the funky eyedrops which means I cannot see so its time got me attempt to send a post without bring able to proofread it before I send it!! Wish me lunch! OK, thag last word definitely had too many letters in it.
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Fully recommend, it’s nearly Christmas so you’ll be needing the Christmas album for sure!
BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Fully recommend, it’s nearly Christmas so you’ll be needing the Christmas album for sure!
BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 AM
BLACK FRIDAY SALE. Get my entire discography of parody music (three and a half hour's worth) for £11.
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Actually, that's my deal ALL THE TIME!
Hell, if I sell 100 of them this weekend, I'll start work on a new album. What a call to action!
(You can also stream for free)
frizfrizzle.com
Just been to Iceland's Black Friday event and the cashier gave me 70p for taking a Chicken Curry Lasagne.
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Just been to Iceland's Black Friday event and the cashier gave me 70p for taking a Chicken Curry Lasagne.
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Your late November reminder from me that Whamageddon is stupid. ‘Last Christmas’ should be the first and most frequently played Christmas song because it *is* the best. George Michael was an actual angel. And Andrew Ridgeley should be taught in schools. Thank you for your attention.
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Your late November reminder from me that Whamageddon is stupid. ‘Last Christmas’ should be the first and most frequently played Christmas song because it *is* the best. George Michael was an actual angel. And Andrew Ridgeley should be taught in schools. Thank you for your attention.
He asked ChatGPT to make a transphobic version of Werewolf. The cunt is coming from inside the house.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
He asked ChatGPT to make a transphobic version of Werewolf. The cunt is coming from inside the house.
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Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I lost my job, I can't afford turkey or pie, and my kids have measles. But at least I'm not seeing any trans people in the Macy's parade.
Another eye operation tomorrow. The thing is, I'm never going to get the sight back in my left eye, but applying for a Certificate of Visual Impairment to appease the DWP takes up to four years? I'm gonna see if I can speedrun it. Keep walking into the wall like a video game glitch until I get one.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Another eye operation tomorrow. The thing is, I'm never going to get the sight back in my left eye, but applying for a Certificate of Visual Impairment to appease the DWP takes up to four years? I'm gonna see if I can speedrun it. Keep walking into the wall like a video game glitch until I get one.
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Making the pluribus tell me who had crushes on me and what I did to make them change their mind
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Making the pluribus tell me who had crushes on me and what I did to make them change their mind
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*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
Bighole
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
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My husband calls his morning session of NYT puzzles on the loo "doing a Turdle"
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My husband calls his morning session of NYT puzzles on the loo "doing a Turdle"