Dunc the halls with boughs of Schaafsma
@15schaa.bsky.social
Taskmaster? Yes. Doctor Who? Absolutely. Puzzles? You bet.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Jokes? Eh, it's debatable.
Just seen a lad out in shorts. On a rainy night in November. Definitely looked drunk but that's poor decision making since before he even left the house.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just seen a lad out in shorts. On a rainy night in November. Definitely looked drunk but that's poor decision making since before he even left the house.
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guys I'm going to be honest, culturally I checked out somewhere around skibidi toilet
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
guys I'm going to be honest, culturally I checked out somewhere around skibidi toilet
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
Being stuck in a rut is a whole different kind of problem if you're a stag
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Being stuck in a rut is a whole different kind of problem if you're a stag
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
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Aaron Paul was a methhead actor
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Aaron Paul was a methhead actor
Rules for obeying the Lunchtime King:
- Kneel before me except after tea
- Kneel before me except after tea
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Rules for obeying the Lunchtime King:
- Kneel before me except after tea
- Kneel before me except after tea
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I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I heard there was a mighty fish
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
With solitude its fervent wish
When hungry, their demeanour's even ruder
They're known to bite their prey in two
They'd even have a go at you
The silver and the salty
Barracuda
Had to unblock a toilet recently and it did not go smoothly. Really made a meal of it. Tasted awful.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Had to unblock a toilet recently and it did not go smoothly. Really made a meal of it. Tasted awful.
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I think I'm quite funny. Imagine if everyone thought that, I'd be so powerful.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think I'm quite funny. Imagine if everyone thought that, I'd be so powerful.
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I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
"We're not here to fuck spiders" - asexual tarantula
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"We're not here to fuck spiders" - asexual tarantula
Came up with a joke I swear was really funny yesterday and then immediately forgot what it was so you can have this instead
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Came up with a joke I swear was really funny yesterday and then immediately forgot what it was so you can have this instead
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November 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I don't trust when people say apple juice is healthy. How am I meant to know my body's got anything from it if it looks the same going in as it does coming out
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I don't trust when people say apple juice is healthy. How am I meant to know my body's got anything from it if it looks the same going in as it does coming out
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
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You will potentially enjoy this. Trailer by @matryer.bsky.social.
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You will potentially enjoy this. Trailer by @matryer.bsky.social.
Back from a long day of pretending that it's New Year at Taskmaster. Now I know what it's like at the Hootenanny.
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Back from a long day of pretending that it's New Year at Taskmaster. Now I know what it's like at the Hootenanny.
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It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
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I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm fucking cryinj
Alright, mate, calm down.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Alright, mate, calm down.
Congratulations. You didn't fall for the ruse. You passed the boss fight at the end of the level and so...
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
Thank you, well done and condolences for making it to the end of my premiership. This account will henceforth be run by someone slightly funnier but otherwise very similar.
I am at my wit's end. I have completely run out of wit. Sorry about that.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Congratulations. You didn't fall for the ruse. You passed the boss fight at the end of the level and so...
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
Level 2 begins. May God have mercy on your soul.
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Do you rely on others for support?
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Do you rely on others for support?
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.