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@harecomedy.bsky.social

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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹 Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓 Writer for @thedailytism.com

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · Mar 19

And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!

bsky.app/profile/cohe...

Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · Mar 19

If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13m

I've just realised I read that with the cadence of the old football scores. "Back door Babes, 3. Pool party gangbang, 6."

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 1h

Lethbridge-Stewart fan?

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 13h

It has made me reconsider everything I knew about promotional photos.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

"Ooh you'll be on Live at the Apollo-" etc etc etc

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

OH GOD

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

This guy just rested his entire bodyweight on me while eating a snack. 🐹

A wee hamster with tiny paws, big ears, whiskers, etc. emerging from a big cardboard tube.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 14h

Oo, that's unlocked something important in my brain: thank you.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 16h

I don't think you intended it, but I heard it to the tune of Blankety Blank.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 16h

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Oh *my god*. #Taskmaster

Nothing weird about putting your hand in another man's ear. #outtake #taskmaster

YouTube video by Taskmaster

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 16h

HIS STORY ARC IS SO SYMBOLIC
HE LEARNS SO MUCH
HE'S SO AUTISTIC

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 17h

LITERALLY ALL MY FRIENDS LIVE THERE

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 17h

*weeping* I DON'T KNOW

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 17h

I was without internet for TWO hours. #PrayForHare

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Vodafone down: Thousands of UK customers report broadband issues

Vodafone claims to have more than 18 million customers in the UK, including nearly 700,000 home broadband customers.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 21h

Thank god I haven't told them how I feel about Data from Star Trek

Me, frowning, wearing a "personally attacked by The Daily Tism" shirt.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 22h

(But fair play.)

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 22h

That is simply not a level of 'comfortable' that I could reach with another human being. 🫠

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 23h

💜

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Misread 'railway tycoons' as 'railway raccoons' and saw a brief glimpse of a better world.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Rightly so! It's WEIRD.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, the fingers chat stayed in. 😅

Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.bsky.social · 1d

🍓PODCAST🍓

Episode 11 will be out tomorrow morning, wherever you get your podcasts.

Much of it was redacted for reasons of taste and decency.

Catch-up on previous shows at the link below👇

#CoherentComedy

open.spotify.com/show/1jxWzrH...