Hare
@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
And two years ago... 🐹
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And two years ago... 🐹
(He looked just ~slightly different a year ago.)
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
(He looked just ~slightly different a year ago.)
You'll be delighted to know that I heard that in the exact voice.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You'll be delighted to know that I heard that in the exact voice.
My goal this championship is to actually remember a few players' names. Imagine if I could consistently remember the difference between John Higgins and Mark Williams. IMAGINE.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My goal this championship is to actually remember a few players' names. Imagine if I could consistently remember the difference between John Higgins and Mark Williams. IMAGINE.
I knew you'd love this.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I knew you'd love this.
Elvis Costello's I Want You.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Elvis Costello's I Want You.
Love you very, very much. 💜
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Love you very, very much. 💜
After 3+ years away, I visited my old town recently. The guy in the takeaway went - "Heyyyy, veggie pizza, lamb kebab!" Fuckssake. 🤦♀️
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
After 3+ years away, I visited my old town recently. The guy in the takeaway went - "Heyyyy, veggie pizza, lamb kebab!" Fuckssake. 🤦♀️
This could have been based on literally anyone.
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“Usually it’s just bedding and other homeware,” explained Lee. “But after a few steps a sharp cinnamon scent became a whirling miasma of nasal chaos. The air was claggy, my vision went dark, and I just ran.”
New 100m record set by autistic woman trying to get away from scented candles
An autistic woman with no prior athletics training has successfully broken the 100m World Record trying to get away from the smell of Wanky Candles, eyewitnesses report. Chi-Young Lee, 21, was…
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November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This could have been based on literally anyone.
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"Calm down everyone, it's humour!"
Oh that's nice, let's read on-
"SHIT HUMOUR."
Aw come on, man!
Oh that's nice, let's read on-
"SHIT HUMOUR."
Aw come on, man!
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Calm down everyone, it's humour!"
Oh that's nice, let's read on-
"SHIT HUMOUR."
Aw come on, man!
Oh that's nice, let's read on-
"SHIT HUMOUR."
Aw come on, man!
Yeah, I haven't checked the figures but presumably our listener numbers are about the same
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yeah, I haven't checked the figures but presumably our listener numbers are about the same
Hopefully!
😂 (Well played.) We are only at the first step - politely disagreeing with each other. I am already filled with a gnawing urge to reassure my pal that I don't hate him, and the test is to ride out this discomfort.
😂 (Well played.) We are only at the first step - politely disagreeing with each other. I am already filled with a gnawing urge to reassure my pal that I don't hate him, and the test is to ride out this discomfort.
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Hopefully!
😂 (Well played.) We are only at the first step - politely disagreeing with each other. I am already filled with a gnawing urge to reassure my pal that I don't hate him, and the test is to ride out this discomfort.
😂 (Well played.) We are only at the first step - politely disagreeing with each other. I am already filled with a gnawing urge to reassure my pal that I don't hate him, and the test is to ride out this discomfort.