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@harecomedy.bsky.social
She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
https://linktr.ee/harelockwood
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@harecomedy.bsky.social
· Mar 19
If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.
And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!
bsky.app/profile/cohe...
bsky.app/profile/cohe...
Just seen an advert on BBC for The Snooker. Saturday at 1pm. Ahhhhh cannot wait. Gentle clacking noises followed by approving murmuring. 😍
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just seen an advert on BBC for The Snooker. Saturday at 1pm. Ahhhhh cannot wait. Gentle clacking noises followed by approving murmuring. 😍
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guys I'm going to be honest, culturally I checked out somewhere around skibidi toilet
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
guys I'm going to be honest, culturally I checked out somewhere around skibidi toilet
Someone at the gym is covered in *all* the perfume. All of it. Like an entire Lush. I am politely attempting not to gag every time they walk past, like the hero I am.
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Someone at the gym is covered in *all* the perfume. All of it. Like an entire Lush. I am politely attempting not to gag every time they walk past, like the hero I am.
I am trying a thing I saw online where I practice disagreeing with a friend (on something that doesn't matter) and try to calm down my immediate urge to
a) apologise
b) panic
c) change my opinion to theirs
If I can get the hang of this, lads, imagine the possibilities.
a) apologise
b) panic
c) change my opinion to theirs
If I can get the hang of this, lads, imagine the possibilities.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I am trying a thing I saw online where I practice disagreeing with a friend (on something that doesn't matter) and try to calm down my immediate urge to
a) apologise
b) panic
c) change my opinion to theirs
If I can get the hang of this, lads, imagine the possibilities.
a) apologise
b) panic
c) change my opinion to theirs
If I can get the hang of this, lads, imagine the possibilities.
😭💜
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
😭💜
Update: I *did* make a lot of sad noises while clutching my stomach. I also watched series two of both Daddy Issues (incredible) and Animal Control ('yeah, we wish we were Brooklyn 99 too'), and I made a load of notes for the upcoming podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social.
I have had a bad reaction to some medication, so I will be spending today curled protectively around my stomach making sad keening noises.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Update: I *did* make a lot of sad noises while clutching my stomach. I also watched series two of both Daddy Issues (incredible) and Animal Control ('yeah, we wish we were Brooklyn 99 too'), and I made a load of notes for the upcoming podcast @murderbastard.bsky.social.
Sarah's writing is amazing. 🤩
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
“You’ve only got mild autism” says mild twat
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”. Local fucktrumpet…
thedailytism.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sarah's writing is amazing. 🤩
I have had a bad reaction to some medication, so I will be spending today curled protectively around my stomach making sad keening noises.
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I have had a bad reaction to some medication, so I will be spending today curled protectively around my stomach making sad keening noises.
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
Just had a regular dental check-up and a clean, so if you need me I'll be howling out my feelings for the next couple of hours.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just had a regular dental check-up and a clean, so if you need me I'll be howling out my feelings for the next couple of hours.
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I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
You Won’t Find It Down There, Charlie Brown
Sell Crazy Someplace Else, We're All Stocked Up Here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
Ahhhh, this is delightful! #Taskmaster
This would’ve taken so long 😮💨we need more shitshow edits fr. amazing art 🙏🙏🙏
@thehornesection.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
#taskmaster
@thehornesection.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
#taskmaster
taskmaster | shitshow
YouTube video by ana
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Ahhhh, this is delightful! #Taskmaster
These are so, so beautiful. 😍
I don't like doing the hard sell, so just quietly putting this here in case you fancy buying a print 🙂
juliaallum.co.uk/shop/
juliaallum.co.uk/shop/
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 AM
These are so, so beautiful. 😍
This is so exciting! 🥰🍓
So apparently this arrived yesterday, was unceremoniously stuffed on top of the microwave whilst I was out doing gardening for Rachel (on tech) & nobody (brother or cat) thought to tell me about it!
@coherentcomedy.bsky.social first merch in the wild?
@coherentcomedy.bsky.social first merch in the wild?
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This is so exciting! 🥰🍓
Oof. The hamster is getting very weak and wobbly. 😔
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oof. The hamster is getting very weak and wobbly. 😔
Instagram fashion account: "We do not have an age limit! Many of our models are well into their 20s."
🫠 cool
🫠 cool
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Instagram fashion account: "We do not have an age limit! Many of our models are well into their 20s."
🫠 cool
🫠 cool
@chrisjack.bsky.social I'd love to think this isn't you.
Had a tantrum after losing a game of Fifa and kicked the wall, leaving a dent in the plasterboard. For some reason my 5 year old told my wife that she had done it while playing and that she was sorry. All was forgiven, I fixed the damage and retired from Fifa at 39 years old.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
@chrisjack.bsky.social I'd love to think this isn't you.
My in-laws are a family of "put the empty wrappers back in the tin" and - now I've known them the best part of two decades - I comfortably treat that behaviour with the disdain it deserves. Should. Be. Illegal.
Stupidest relationship red flags that should have alerted you to a wrong ‘un - go!
I once had a boyfriend who would eat a chocolate from a shared box and then PUT THE EMPTY WRAPPER BACK IN THE BOX, so the next person reaching for a Snickers or whatever would just get disappointment.
I once had a boyfriend who would eat a chocolate from a shared box and then PUT THE EMPTY WRAPPER BACK IN THE BOX, so the next person reaching for a Snickers or whatever would just get disappointment.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
My in-laws are a family of "put the empty wrappers back in the tin" and - now I've known them the best part of two decades - I comfortably treat that behaviour with the disdain it deserves. Should. Be. Illegal.
A guy at the gym has played three Smiths songs in the last fifteen minutes. What do we reckon: depression? Winter blues? Break-up?
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
A guy at the gym has played three Smiths songs in the last fifteen minutes. What do we reckon: depression? Winter blues? Break-up?
In 'Dramatically Misheard Adverts', it was "they're back" but I confidently parsed it as:
"Bareback in Zootropolis 2!"
"Bareback in Zootropolis 2!"
November 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
In 'Dramatically Misheard Adverts', it was "they're back" but I confidently parsed it as:
"Bareback in Zootropolis 2!"
"Bareback in Zootropolis 2!"
Staggering levels of credulence?
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Staggering levels of credulence?
Tonight was one of those rare and delightful instances where the hamster loved physical touch. He sat with me for a full five minutes as I murmured to him and stroked his back, and he looked like he was gently nodding off.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tonight was one of those rare and delightful instances where the hamster loved physical touch. He sat with me for a full five minutes as I murmured to him and stroked his back, and he looked like he was gently nodding off.
Aaaah, cannot wait!
🍓DECEMBER LINE-UP🍓
Boom, look at this.
Lots of legends, lots of laughs
Get your tickets and join us, it’s going to be epic.
#CoherentComedy
Boom, look at this.
Lots of legends, lots of laughs
Get your tickets and join us, it’s going to be epic.
#CoherentComedy
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Aaaah, cannot wait!
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Bonus: if you order on 28th Nov you'll get free UK shipping. 👀
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November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Remember when I told you to hang on for a few days before buying merch for your favourite dyslexic/autistic online comedy show? Now the things are 10% off! Go buy things!*
*If you like.
*If you like.