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@harecomedy.bsky.social
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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹

Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓
Writer for @thedailytism.com
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And two years ago... 🐹
A very young hamster, just six months or so, emerging from a purple tube.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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(He looked just ~slightly different a year ago.)
A much younger hamster in the same tube, looking downright sprightly.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Good evening from this scruffy old man. 🐹
An elderly hamster inside a cardboard tube. He is light brown with a pink nose.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
3.6k interactions on Facebook, including a very angry face from someone called Karen.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Evening. 🐹
A hamster in a big cardboard tube.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Here is Sylvester, being sweet. 🐹
An elderly Syrian hamster looking gently at the camera.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I waited up an extra hour for him this evening and was rewarded by a much more awake, boingy little guy. Still wobbly, still elderly, but had that spark of excitement. 🐹
Close-up of a light brown hamster facing the camera.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Staggering levels of credulence?
BBC News headline: "Move over fillers - here's why people are having facial injections made from fish sperm"
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I don't have it, so I searched my phone for 'Gemini settings' and I've got this option. (Might have to click to expand pic). Fingers crossed that turns it off for you.
Highlighted text - "You can turn off your digital assistant from Google at any time"
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Look, phone, I *once* typed "the gioididong" when I was trying to get to the Guardian. You really don't have to keep suggesting it.
A phone search screen. I've typed in "the g" and it's got a list of suggestions, including "the g", "the gioididong", "the guardian"
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Found you! 🐹
a scattered selection of hamster toys, hides, tubes and things to chew. The hamster is just visible poking his head out of a purple tube.
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Finally worked out who Ania Magliano reminds me of.
The cover for Tatu's 200km in the Wrong Lane album. There are two late teenage girls on the cover pretending to be younger than they look, schoolgirls, and also lesbians. On reflection, the early 2000s were a strange time.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Ah, we'll add that 795 metres onto the end.
The Padstow ferry - it crosses a distance of 795.7 metres.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I just thought she lived in Padstow, and then he'd probably have to walk back.
Leith to Padstow on google maps: 500 miles. It would take 183 hours to walk, they estimate.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Evening. 🐹
A brown hamster with a white stripe across his back. He's on a red blanket, facing away from the camera, with one paw resting on a wooden chew toy made up of lots of lolly sticks painted in bright colours.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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🥰🍓
An excited-looking woman who hasn't even waited to fully let her hair dry, wearing a green Coherent Comedy t-shirt.
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Love this image - look at that beautiful typeface. Look how big that 'O' is! How narrow the 'A's! DELIGHTFUL.
"Murder of a Famous Bastard by Mark Watson"
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Pizza, anyone?
Menu item: "Meaty bollocks, loaded with pepperoni, bacon, sausage, mozzarella and tomato sauce. Bold and hearty. $21"
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Evening. 🐹
A brown hamster facing the camera straight-on with his front paws perched up on a wicker basket. Behind him is a wooden toy that looks like a fence.
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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All I have been able to think is the most famous hippo-guesser.
A furious Daisy May Cooper points to a square drawing of a hippo. She is incandescent with rage that an off-screen Richard Herring cannot see the vision of her excellent hippo drawing.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Miss you, hobbit. x
Two woman at Falmer train station, leaning in together and smiling despite the cold weather. The left one is me; the one with her arm around me is Nevvie, who is dearly, dearly missed.
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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😂 Why does he look so panicked. What has he done.
a hamster looking startled
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Evening. 🐹
A light brown hamster with one cheek stuffed. You can't tell from the photograph, obviously, but it's peas.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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This arrived in the shopping this week. I had to explain to my husband why
a) I started laughing, and
b) said "He can't even buy YOGHURT".
Greek style yoghurt with an animated picture of Mr Bean on it, advertising a holiday competition
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 AM