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An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified sound.
Uncanny! Autistic woman at every café somehow always seated under speaker
An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified…
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November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
An autistic woman has reported a perplexing phenomenon whereby, regardless of venue or cuisine, upon entering a café and waiting to be seated she will always be led to the table closest to amplified sound.
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Attention autistics! We’ve got a massssive discount going on the Tylenol tier and above to celebrate this arbitrary neurotypical shopping weekend! We have SO much great bonus content stored up for you - and you can gift memberships! Go go go!
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November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Attention autistics! We’ve got a massssive discount going on the Tylenol tier and above to celebrate this arbitrary neurotypical shopping weekend! We have SO much great bonus content stored up for you - and you can gift memberships! Go go go!
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Christine Smout, 46, will reportedly do anything to avoid sitting through 30 unsolicited seconds about the fucking postcode lottery including, but not limited to, turning the volume right down, playing exactly 30 seconds of a gem-swapping game and clawing her own eyes out.
AuDHD woman would rather drop dead than suffer through indignity of unskippable ad
An AuDHD woman would literally rather expire on the spot than have to watch one single second of an unskippable ad, it has been confirmed. Christine Smout, 46, will reportedly do anything to avoid…
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November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Christine Smout, 46, will reportedly do anything to avoid sitting through 30 unsolicited seconds about the fucking postcode lottery including, but not limited to, turning the volume right down, playing exactly 30 seconds of a gem-swapping game and clawing her own eyes out.
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Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122110...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122110...
Attention autistics! We’ve got a massssive discount going on the Tylenol tier and above to celebrate this arbitrary neurotypical shopping weekend! We have SO much great bonus content stored up for you - and you can gift memberships! Go go go!
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Attention autistics! We’ve got a massssive discount going on the Tylenol tier and above to celebrate this arbitrary neurotypical shopping weekend! We have SO much great bonus content stored up for you - and you can gift memberships! Go go go!
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
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Mulligan’s mother Liz, 39, said: “I thought the essential oils would calm her symptoms and correct the chemical imbalances causing her outbursts. A mummy blogger said so, and running a blog basically makes you Hippocrates.”
Essential oils fail to cure child’s autism, succeed in making her smell like cat piss
A mother’s attempt to cure her child’s autism using essential oils has only resulted in making her smell as if a cat has urinated all over her, witnesses have claimed. Ellie Mulligan, seven, had just…
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November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mulligan’s mother Liz, 39, said: “I thought the essential oils would calm her symptoms and correct the chemical imbalances causing her outbursts. A mummy blogger said so, and running a blog basically makes you Hippocrates.”
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Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
Brutal! Autistic woman’s self-punishment does not fit the crime
An autistic woman who has reportedly been punishing herself for a decade and a half only committed a minor social faux-pas in the first place, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly…
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November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122110...
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November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122110...
Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/122110...
Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
Brutal! Autistic woman’s self-punishment does not fit the crime
An autistic woman who has reportedly been punishing herself for a decade and a half only committed a minor social faux-pas in the first place, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly…
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November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Ellie Mulligan, 35, reportedly sentenced herself 15 years ago to life without parole, doing hard emotional labour for the crime of spontaneously choking on her own spit in front of a university crush whose name she now doesn’t remember.
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They’re still going, despite the above edit and full context. At least someone’s defending us - with a DAGGER TO THE HEART
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They’re still going, despite the above edit and full context. At least someone’s defending us - with a DAGGER TO THE HEART
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They closed pretty soon afterwards so I think I was keeping them in business 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They closed pretty soon afterwards so I think I was keeping them in business 🤔
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Apparently I have never had an original experience in my life because I had to stop ordering from an Indian restaurant when they sent me a Christmas card 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Apparently I have never had an original experience in my life because I had to stop ordering from an Indian restaurant when they sent me a Christmas card 🥲
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(Years later I asked him about it and he said, "Yeah, when I saw you with [mutual friend] that first time, I thought, 'fried chicken guy'.")
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
(Years later I asked him about it and he said, "Yeah, when I saw you with [mutual friend] that first time, I thought, 'fried chicken guy'.")
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The memory of the guy at this one restaurant on campus in my first year of uni (who I'd later become friends but that's by-the-by) asking, "Don't you get bored eating the same thing every night?" has lived rent free in my head for 22 years now.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The memory of the guy at this one restaurant on campus in my first year of uni (who I'd later become friends but that's by-the-by) asking, "Don't you get bored eating the same thing every night?" has lived rent free in my head for 22 years now.
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This is one of my favourite ever @sarahamero.bsky.social pieces in a highly competitive market
Mulligan’s mother Liz, 39, said: “I thought the essential oils would calm her symptoms and correct the chemical imbalances causing her outbursts. A mummy blogger said so, and running a blog basically makes you Hippocrates.”
Essential oils fail to cure child’s autism, succeed in making her smell like cat piss
A mother’s attempt to cure her child’s autism using essential oils has only resulted in making her smell as if a cat has urinated all over her, witnesses have claimed. Ellie Mulligan, seven, had just…
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November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is one of my favourite ever @sarahamero.bsky.social pieces in a highly competitive market
Mulligan’s mother Liz, 39, said: “I thought the essential oils would calm her symptoms and correct the chemical imbalances causing her outbursts. A mummy blogger said so, and running a blog basically makes you Hippocrates.”
Essential oils fail to cure child’s autism, succeed in making her smell like cat piss
A mother’s attempt to cure her child’s autism using essential oils has only resulted in making her smell as if a cat has urinated all over her, witnesses have claimed. Ellie Mulligan, seven, had just…
thedailytism.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Mulligan’s mother Liz, 39, said: “I thought the essential oils would calm her symptoms and correct the chemical imbalances causing her outbursts. A mummy blogger said so, and running a blog basically makes you Hippocrates.”
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November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I forgot I'd written this one and actually laughed at my own joke at the end.
“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”
Autistic woman experiencing flare up of chronic special interest
An autistic woman is experiencing a severe episode of a debilitating long-term special interest, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 47, has lived with a life-altering obsession with the detective…
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November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I forgot I'd written this one and actually laughed at my own joke at the end.
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“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”
Autistic woman experiencing flare up of chronic special interest
An autistic woman is experiencing a severe episode of a debilitating long-term special interest, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 47, has lived with a life-altering obsession with the detective…
thedailytism.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”
“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”
Autistic woman experiencing flare up of chronic special interest
An autistic woman is experiencing a severe episode of a debilitating long-term special interest, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 47, has lived with a life-altering obsession with the detective…
thedailytism.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
“Although I’d been told I was just in remission, I really thought I was cured after they did that godawful adaptation of Death on the Nile where they gave Poirot’s moustache its own backstory. I didn’t even want to re-read the book to point out all the ways they’d ruined it.”
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Sarah's writing is amazing. 🤩
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
“You’ve only got mild autism” says mild twat
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”. Local fucktrumpet…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sarah's writing is amazing. 🤩
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A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
“You’ve only got mild autism” says mild twat
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”. Local fucktrumpet…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
“You’ve only got mild autism” says mild twat
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”. Local fucktrumpet…
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November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A complete and utter cockwomble has reportedly appointed themselves as an expert in your personal circumstances, deciding in their infinite wisdom that your autism is “only mild”.
Housemate Dexter Livingstone, 30, reportedly needs a steady stream of background noise, while Emma Bernard, 28, can only be comfortable in the sort of silence that one might find on a monastic retreat in Antarctica. Neither can tolerate earplugs or headphones.
Housemates’ conflicting sensory needs predicted to result in horrifying bloodbath
A neurodivergent household in which individuals have differing sensory needs is a situation that can only end in some sort of four-way duel, experts have warned. The warning came after residents of a…
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November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Housemate Dexter Livingstone, 30, reportedly needs a steady stream of background noise, while Emma Bernard, 28, can only be comfortable in the sort of silence that one might find on a monastic retreat in Antarctica. Neither can tolerate earplugs or headphones.
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An update. If they get one freebie, so do all of you. Thanks for being great!
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
An update. If they get one freebie, so do all of you. Thanks for being great!