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Satirical news by and for autistic people (poor things). Founded by Sara Gibbs & Elsa Williams; run by Sara Gibbs & Sarah Amero www.thedailytism.com www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism Autistic Women Oversharing Podcast: https://linktr.ee/thedailytism
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Yuichi Suzuki, 48, has added “make copy of haunted video” to his to-do list, but has conceded it’s unlikely he’ll remember he made a list at all.
AuDHD man who will die in seven days unless he makes copy of tape had a pretty good run, to be fair
An auDHD man who watched a creepy videotape and then received a voicemail informing him that he would die in seven days unless he made a copy has reportedly resigned himself to the inevitable. …
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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h
Thank god I haven't told them how I feel about Data from Star Trek
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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 4h
You get a job writing for a company and just ONCE imply you're more excited about transformers, and then this happens @thedailytism.com
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Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair, but not as much as she likes being the physical manifestation of an Aspie Supremacist’s worst nightmare.
Autistic woman totally dyes hair blue to piss off incels
An autistic woman has revealed that she mostly dyes her hair blue in order to annoy basement-dwelling dweebs who think women can’t be autistic.  Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair,…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 8h
Eli Port, 41, made the breakthrough after their boss asking them to come in early “for a catch up”, causing an entire weekend of mild hyperventilating, was literally just referring to idle chitchat.
Science! Autistic person discovers solving one anxiety spawns 14 new ones
An autistic person has made the groundbreaking discovery that resolving the source of one anxiety causes at least 14 new ones to pop up, like adding water to a Gremlin, it has been announced. Eli…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
“I took this caretaking job in good faith. They promised me a ‘tremendous sense of isolation’ and I thought I could just get on with my writing in peace and solitude, but I get here and it’s party city!”
Autistic Jack Torrance goes crazy due to all play and no work
An autistic writer has become severely mentally unwell, as the peaceful, quiet, work environment he was promised has turned out to be an overstimulating social whirl which has prevented him from…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
Miya Wilkes, 29, eschews romantic gestures like touch, acts of service or words of affirmation in favour of being treated like a disease-carrying rodent.

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Sarah Amero @sarahamero.bsky.social · 20h
Thank you to the many, MANY generous backers on Patreon and Ko-Fi for supporting our upcoming @thedailytism.com sketch show episode. The list of names is so long I nearly passed out reading it
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
Miya Wilkes, 29, eschews romantic gestures like touch, acts of service or words of affirmation in favour of being treated like a disease-carrying rodent.

Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/114030...
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
“I took this caretaking job in good faith. They promised me a ‘tremendous sense of isolation’ and I thought I could just get on with my writing in peace and solitude, but I get here and it’s party city!”
Autistic Jack Torrance goes crazy due to all play and no work
An autistic writer has become severely mentally unwell, as the peaceful, quiet, work environment he was promised has turned out to be an overstimulating social whirl which has prevented him from…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
Olivia Buckingham, 32, who just thought it would be nice to have you over for a catch-up, reportedly didn’t expect to have to go to culinary school in order to be able to feed you.
Dinner host wishing they’d never asked for your dietary requirements
A friend who invited you over for dinner now wishes they’d never asked for your dietary requirements, met you, or been born, it has been rumoured.  Olivia Buckingham, 32, who just thought it would be…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d
Noot explained: “I’m a great friend to Paige. I’m very supportive of her work. I repost and reply to everything she says – much more than her supposed friends in real life.”
Autistic boomer man unaware he’s new female friend’s reply guy
An autistic man in his 60s who recently began communicating a well-known woman in her early 20s online is reportedly referring to her as his “good friend, Paige.” Robert Noot, 63, who followed…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d
Frankenstein said: “I suppose I’d pulled off the tricky bit, but I was really hoping I’d create someone a bit more… like me. As it goes, I’ve just got this bloke who won’t stop talking to me about World of Warcraft and won’t let me give him a haircut.”
Scientist’s attempt at creating sentient life backfires: “Oh, crap, I made him autistic”
A scientist’s attempt at playing God has gone awry after the man he reanimated turned out to be autistic, it has been revealed. Victor Frankenstein, 40, had managed to create life in the form of a…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d
Olivia Buckingham, 32, who just thought it would be nice to have you over for a catch-up, reportedly didn’t expect to have to go to culinary school in order to be able to feed you.
Dinner host wishing they’d never asked for your dietary requirements
A friend who invited you over for dinner now wishes they’d never asked for your dietary requirements, met you, or been born, it has been rumoured.  Olivia Buckingham, 32, who just thought it would be…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d
Frankenstein said: “I suppose I’d pulled off the tricky bit, but I was really hoping I’d create someone a bit more… like me. As it goes, I’ve just got this bloke who won’t stop talking to me about World of Warcraft and won’t let me give him a haircut.”
Scientist’s attempt at creating sentient life backfires: “Oh, crap, I made him autistic”
A scientist’s attempt at playing God has gone awry after the man he reanimated turned out to be autistic, it has been revealed. Victor Frankenstein, 40, had managed to create life in the form of a…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d
Noot explained: “I’m a great friend to Paige. I’m very supportive of her work. I repost and reply to everything she says – much more than her supposed friends in real life.”
Autistic boomer man unaware he’s new female friend’s reply guy
An autistic man in his 60s who recently began communicating a well-known woman in her early 20s online is reportedly referring to her as his “good friend, Paige.” Robert Noot, 63, who followed…
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The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda Grumpf, follows kooky main character Grizelda, whose mysteriously peculiar ways delight and frustrate every person around her.
Wow! Autistic-coded TV character SO autistic nobody needs to actually say it
A character in a new comedy series is so blatantly autistic it doesn’t need to be so much as mentioned at any point, the show’s neurotypical creator has said.  The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda…
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 2d
Genuinely looking forward to @thedailytism.com merch. I need new t shirts, and reckon they would go with what has previously been described as my "butch lesbian casual" look, a compliment I take gladly.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d
“My wife Talia came home from the doctor one day and said she’d scored so highly on the AQ they were about to call in a priest,”
Hereditary! Autism picks off family one by one
An alleged curse has seen each member of a family realising they are autistic in turn, sources have claimed. Following the death of family matriarch Lottie Fitzgerald, her son Lloyd, Lloyd's wife…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d
The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda Grumpf, follows kooky main character Grizelda, whose mysteriously peculiar ways delight and frustrate every person around her.
Wow! Autistic-coded TV character SO autistic nobody needs to actually say it
A character in a new comedy series is so blatantly autistic it doesn’t need to be so much as mentioned at any point, the show’s neurotypical creator has said.  The show, What’s the Deal with Grizelda…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d
“My wife Talia came home from the doctor one day and said she’d scored so highly on the AQ they were about to call in a priest,”
Hereditary! Autism picks off family one by one
An alleged curse has seen each member of a family realising they are autistic in turn, sources have claimed. Following the death of family matriarch Lottie Fitzgerald, her son Lloyd, Lloyd's wife…
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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 3d
Outtake from my product video shoot with bad raccoon (bag looks like that because it’s filled with trash)
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d
Karen Hoyland, 58, who insists you were just fine until you got this autism nonsense in your head, has stated that this is typical of you and your non-stop drama.
Consistent! Person who says you’re not autistic gives you most shit for acting autistic
The person in your life who’s convinced you’re not really autistic at all is also the hardest on you about every single autistic trait you exhibit, it has been confirmed.  Karen Hoyland, 58, who…
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d
“I’m the reason we don’t have a ‘days without incident’ counter. They had it shredded, removed and thrown into the fires of Mordor.”

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Workplace risk assessment fails to account for dyspraxic woman Woman in office tripping over comically
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d
Karen Hoyland, 58, who insists you were just fine until you got this autism nonsense in your head, has stated that this is typical of you and your non-stop drama.
Consistent! Person who says you’re not autistic gives you most shit for acting autistic
The person in your life who’s convinced you’re not really autistic at all is also the hardest on you about every single autistic trait you exhibit, it has been confirmed.  Karen Hoyland, 58, who…
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