Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
here are some drawings of helpful small robots for you #SmallRobotsRemastered
Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16161865
Nonbinary. Pronoun agnostic. 🏳️⚧️
Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=16161865
Nonbinary. Pronoun agnostic. 🏳️⚧️
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Small Robots
@smolrobots.bsky.social
· Oct 4
Would you like to order a little picture of a robot? I'm offering commissions of existing robots in a new style that can use as icons for stuff or whatever you like! Prices start at £20 per picture. Contact me on here if you're interested.
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
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On the first day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...
A Partridgebot in a Peartreebot!
#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
A Partridgebot in a Peartreebot!
#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
On the first day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...
A Partridgebot in a Peartreebot!
#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
A Partridgebot in a Peartreebot!
#12BotsofChristmasRemastered
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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reminder: if you want to help with repair costs but don't want miniatures, you can always chip in via
ko-fi.com/heresyandy
or
via my gfm
gofund.me/c92b6cbe
oh god a pic of me looking tired as hell
ko-fi.com/heresyandy
or
via my gfm
gofund.me/c92b6cbe
oh god a pic of me looking tired as hell
December 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
reminder: if you want to help with repair costs but don't want miniatures, you can always chip in via
ko-fi.com/heresyandy
or
via my gfm
gofund.me/c92b6cbe
oh god a pic of me looking tired as hell
ko-fi.com/heresyandy
or
via my gfm
gofund.me/c92b6cbe
oh god a pic of me looking tired as hell
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! @smolrobots.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! @smolrobots.bsky.social
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Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
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OK so it's dark and rainy and I feel like this story should be shared. The movie Grace Of My Heart is a sort of 'film á clef' loosely based on Carole King's life, interpolating a fictional romance with a character based on Brian Wilson. Musical director J Mascis said they HAD TO use a theremin...
Allison also told an absolutely fucking great Beach Boys anecdote (from Grace Of My Heart soundtrack recording sessions) which would on its own make this one of the great Q&As
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
OK so it's dark and rainy and I feel like this story should be shared. The movie Grace Of My Heart is a sort of 'film á clef' loosely based on Carole King's life, interpolating a fictional romance with a character based on Brian Wilson. Musical director J Mascis said they HAD TO use a theremin...
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Are you looking for a calendar for 2026? Do you like the kind that hangs on your wall and has pictures of a little robot wandering wistfully through fictionalised-but-recognisable British landscapes? Well, then you should buy this one: forms.gle/oRuyygP9tpWN...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
forms.gle
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Are you looking for a calendar for 2026? Do you like the kind that hangs on your wall and has pictures of a little robot wandering wistfully through fictionalised-but-recognisable British landscapes? Well, then you should buy this one: forms.gle/oRuyygP9tpWN...
Baffling stuff. Because, like, she's not actually having sex with someone else, so how can you feel the emotional turmoil of being cheated on when you know that's not happening? It just looks like it is. Are you a baby? Do you think people who get stabbed in films are really dead?
Today in being annoyed at my own gender - the amount of comments in this from insecure men who are very invested in how definitely valid this guy's concerns are, and how they wouldn't let their wives do something as part of their job.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Baffling stuff. Because, like, she's not actually having sex with someone else, so how can you feel the emotional turmoil of being cheated on when you know that's not happening? It just looks like it is. Are you a baby? Do you think people who get stabbed in films are really dead?
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In case you missed it
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
In case you missed it
Spousebot bought us the Taskmaster advent calendar and it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun!
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Spousebot bought us the Taskmaster advent calendar and it looks like it's going to be a lot of fun!
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Last thing on Last Christmas, I promise! I'd actually forgotten the origin of my anti-Whamageddon stance but I might as well tell the story. This is not intended to shame anyone or pluck at the heartstrings, no one is dead, it's just about my relationship with the song (or rather the video).
December 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Last thing on Last Christmas, I promise! I'd actually forgotten the origin of my anti-Whamageddon stance but I might as well tell the story. This is not intended to shame anyone or pluck at the heartstrings, no one is dead, it's just about my relationship with the song (or rather the video).
Death Before Depilation
My favourite detail from the life of Maximilian I of Mexico is that, having been tried and condemned to death, a plan was hatched to break him out of jail before his execution by bribing the guards. He refused "because he felt that shaving his beard to avoid recognition would undermine his dignity".
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Death Before Depilation
Bigduck is just too big.
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
December 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Bigduck is just too big.
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Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
Look, I like all the objectively shitty 70s and 80s Christmas songs. The only one I don't play is the Gary Glitter one, but it does occasionally get stuck in my head and I have to realise what it is before I start humming it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Look, I like all the objectively shitty 70s and 80s Christmas songs. The only one I don't play is the Gary Glitter one, but it does occasionally get stuck in my head and I have to realise what it is before I start humming it.
We are not doing Whamageddon discourse.
December 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
We are not doing Whamageddon discourse.
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My personal low-stakes conspiracy theory is that this is all to discredit a piece of music that a) whips ass and b) is the work of an openly gay man who did an awful lot of charity work
Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My personal low-stakes conspiracy theory is that this is all to discredit a piece of music that a) whips ass and b) is the work of an openly gay man who did an awful lot of charity work
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4y... Have you seen this amazing edit/cover of Slade?
Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking...
YouTube video by Michael M
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4y... Have you seen this amazing edit/cover of Slade?
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38) Sladebot. Starts yelling, "IIIIIIITS'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!" on 1st December, doesn't stop until January. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
December 3, 2024 at 12:29 PM
38) Sladebot. Starts yelling, "IIIIIIITS'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!" on 1st December, doesn't stop until January. #SmallRobotsRemastered #FestivebotsRemastered
Also all the original royalties went to charities aiding victims of the Ethiopian famine, because Band Aid (which George Michael was also part of) was that year too. It's a good song by good people that did and does good things.
Last year his estate donated the royalties for Last Christmas to his charity that offers funding for LGBTQIA+ orgs and they said they'd do it again this year. Listen to it loads!
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Also all the original royalties went to charities aiding victims of the Ethiopian famine, because Band Aid (which George Michael was also part of) was that year too. It's a good song by good people that did and does good things.
1778) Whambot. Plays you the video for the 1984 Wham! single "Last Christmas".
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
1778) Whambot. Plays you the video for the 1984 Wham! single "Last Christmas".
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"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"the essay sucks ass" is no doubt true, couldn't be bothered to read it, but consider that the essay may have been written to receive an F in order to instigate a campaign against the trans TA. in any case it's not a great dunk because this isn't about the essay, it's about purging trans ppl