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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 15h

She’s a genius

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 15h

God I bloody love Sarah’s writing

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16h

"... she has now stowed her phone under a loose plank in the floor, she can hear every message coming through as a testament to her shame."

AuDHD woman’s unread messages beating damningly under floorboards

An auDHD woman is being tortured by the tell-tale sound of her countless unread notifications pinging underneath the floorboards, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 30, knows her emails, texts and…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 15h

“It’s not as simple as learning where to put them - you have to learn what to do for every situation. Sitting, walking, running… well, not running.”

Read the full personal attack on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/140735...

40-year-old autistic woman still figuring out what she’s supposed to be doing with her arms

Image of woman standing awkwardly with hands sort of half in pockets

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 19h

Christine Smout, 84, caught her husband Anand, 81, sneaking glances at her across the kitchen table. She thought nothing of it at first, but when she realised he’d been ending all of his text messages with exactly three kisses, she began to wonder if he had a crush on her.

Autistic woman beginning to suspect spouse of 60 years has a thing for her

An autistic woman reportedly suspects she may have a secret admirer – the man she has been married to for six decades. Christine Smout, 84, caught her husband Anand, 81, sneaking glances at her…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 16h

"... she has now stowed her phone under a loose plank in the floor, she can hear every message coming through as a testament to her shame."

AuDHD woman’s unread messages beating damningly under floorboards

An auDHD woman is being tortured by the tell-tale sound of her countless unread notifications pinging underneath the floorboards, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 30, knows her emails, texts and…

thedailytism.com

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

In a statement released today, the autistic population explained: “Lol have you ever got a single fact wrong around one of us?”

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a group of men and women shouting with fists raised

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

Yuichi Suzuki, 48, has added “make copy of haunted video” to his to-do list, but has conceded it’s unlikely he’ll remember he made a list at all.

AuDHD man who will die in seven days unless he makes copy of tape had a pretty good run, to be fair

An auDHD man who watched a creepy videotape and then received a voicemail informing him that he would die in seven days unless he made a copy has reportedly resigned himself to the inevitable. …

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Eli Port, 41, made the breakthrough after their boss asking them to come in early “for a catch up”, causing an entire weekend of mild hyperventilating, was literally just referring to idle chitchat.

Science! Autistic person discovers solving one anxiety spawns 14 new ones

An autistic person has made the groundbreaking discovery that resolving the source of one anxiety causes at least 14 new ones to pop up, like adding water to a Gremlin, it has been announced. Eli…

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

This is so fucking depressing

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "You have Canada. That's so great to have, in fact. The president called and he wanted to know if it's worth -- well he knew exactly what it is. He knew the importance. Where's Canada, by the way? Where are you? He knew the importance of this."

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 1d

Jail.

Jess (Eldritch mode) 🎃 @notmoro.bsky.social · 1d

... No.

Ginger Bread flavoured Doritos on clearance at the mini Tesco, for God's sake. I did not try them.

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 2d

The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair, but not as much as she likes being the physical manifestation of an Aspie Supremacist’s worst nightmare.

Autistic woman totally dyes hair blue to piss off incels

An autistic woman has revealed that she mostly dyes her hair blue in order to annoy basement-dwelling dweebs who think women can’t be autistic. Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair,…

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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 1d

Trump can say this is the beginning of a lasting peace all he wants, but the reality is:

The Occupation continues, settlers continue to terrorise Palestinians in the West Bank, Gaza is a ruin and could collapse into civil war, and the Israeli government still does not want a Palestinian state

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Sarah Amero @sarahamero.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you to the many, MANY generous backers on Patreon and Ko-Fi for supporting our upcoming @thedailytism.com sketch show episode. The list of names is so long I nearly passed out reading it

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 2d

The deportation order is based on Vedam’s conviction for murder—a crime he did not actually commit and for which he’s now been wholly exonerated. He entered the US at 9 months old and was a legal permanent resident before his conviction. We are so, so, so far from the light of justice.

Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 3d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 2d

If one were doing research about bad autism movie tropes, what would be considered essential viewing? Aside from Rain Man & Music.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

Candace Owens is a fan (unfortunately)

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 2d

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. @andrewhickey.500songs.com

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

“I took this caretaking job in good faith. They promised me a ‘tremendous sense of isolation’ and I thought I could just get on with my writing in peace and solitude, but I get here and it’s party city!”

Autistic Jack Torrance goes crazy due to all play and no work

An autistic writer has become severely mentally unwell, as the peaceful, quiet, work environment he was promised has turned out to be an overstimulating social whirl which has prevented him from…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

“I took this caretaking job in good faith. They promised me a ‘tremendous sense of isolation’ and I thought I could just get on with my writing in peace and solitude, but I get here and it’s party city!”

Autistic Jack Torrance goes crazy due to all play and no work

An autistic writer has become severely mentally unwell, as the peaceful, quiet, work environment he was promised has turned out to be an overstimulating social whirl which has prevented him from…

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 5d

One of the things about this study is that a lot of baby and toddler books are written in house, by editors. So the study reveals the whiteness of editorial in kidlit even if not explicitly. But, big picture, this trend is unacceptable. I remember so many promises www.theguardian.com/books/2025/o...

‘Catastrophic decline’ in Black representation in children’s books

A report by charity Inclusive Books for Children found that of the 2,721 books surveyed, only 51 featured a Black main character, down by 21.5% since 2023

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 2d

This is my nephew’s favourite series in the world. He’s obsessed. He has a subscription to the comic and all the books and multiple items of clothing. He’s gonna go nuts when I tell him I know one of the voices!

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d

Frankenstein said: “I suppose I’d pulled off the tricky bit, but I was really hoping I’d create someone a bit more… like me. As it goes, I’ve just got this bloke who won’t stop talking to me about World of Warcraft and won’t let me give him a haircut.”

Scientist’s attempt at creating sentient life backfires: “Oh, crap, I made him autistic”

A scientist’s attempt at playing God has gone awry after the man he reanimated turned out to be autistic, it has been revealed. Victor Frankenstein, 40, had managed to create life in the form of a…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d

Olivia Buckingham, 32, who just thought it would be nice to have you over for a catch-up, reportedly didn’t expect to have to go to culinary school in order to be able to feed you.

Dinner host wishing they’d never asked for your dietary requirements

A friend who invited you over for dinner now wishes they’d never asked for your dietary requirements, met you, or been born, it has been rumoured. Olivia Buckingham, 32, who just thought it would be…

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 3d

Right, this in-house guinea pig is ordering new samples with new logo placements to check both the regular fit and the relaxed fit and see how they fare against the boobs of doom. That way I can personally tell booby people which is the best one for them!

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Sarcophagus Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 3d

Intellectually I know she can’t talk, but emotionally I know she must miaowed “how dare you”

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