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Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You
Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person
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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
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Deaths due to toilets <--------> Deaths due to gas leaks
Wow. Tracy Beth Høeg, the FDA's new acting director of the Center for Drug Evaluation and Research (CDER) just put this slide up during her presentation to ACIP.
We have left reality.
We have left reality.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Deaths due to toilets <--------> Deaths due to gas leaks
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medicare for all! (pets)
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
medicare for all! (pets)
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We must take up the woke man's burden
We're going to have to jam civilization and science down some people's throats.
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We must take up the woke man's burden
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few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
as an avowed hater of trump, FIFA, event-hosting boondoggles, and soccer generally, this is shaping up to be a Let Them Fight of epic proportions
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
as an avowed hater of trump, FIFA, event-hosting boondoggles, and soccer generally, this is shaping up to be a Let Them Fight of epic proportions
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for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory. for ever and ever. amen.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory. for ever and ever. amen.
anyone’s guess what he thinks he’s proposing here. here’s my assumption.
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
anyone’s guess what he thinks he’s proposing here. here’s my assumption.
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Sorry... can't come in today... yeah... I read a madness rune and it drove me to the brink of insanity... yeah, it's pretty bad
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Sorry... can't come in today... yeah... I read a madness rune and it drove me to the brink of insanity... yeah, it's pretty bad
bosch did 9/11
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
bosch did 9/11
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some absolute bangers
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
some absolute bangers
ⓘ this 140 post argument thread over terminology could have been a visit to the therapist
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ⓘ this 140 post argument thread over terminology could have been a visit to the therapist
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oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
few realize that as a cultivar of brassica oleracea, a christmas tree is, technically, genetically identical to cabbage
for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory. for ever and ever. amen.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
for thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory. for ever and ever. amen.
medicare for all! (pets)
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
medicare for all! (pets)
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I betcha Santa likes to tell his reindeer that they're part of the North Pole family, but when was the last time they got a raise?
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I betcha Santa likes to tell his reindeer that they're part of the North Pole family, but when was the last time they got a raise?
who could forget the 2008 presidential election between hillary clinton and rudy giuliani? or the chris christie/ rand paul showdown for the gop nom 8 years later in 2016?
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
who could forget the 2008 presidential election between hillary clinton and rudy giuliani? or the chris christie/ rand paul showdown for the gop nom 8 years later in 2016?
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why does the proletariat, the larger class, not simply depose the overclass, and expropriate the means of production?
There are now 2,900 billionaires, and they hold $15.8 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
The wealth of the bottom 50% of the global population, over 4 billion people, is estimated at $3.7 trillion.
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
why does the proletariat, the larger class, not simply depose the overclass, and expropriate the means of production?
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I feel at some point Mr Beast is independently going to reinvent the plot of the running man and Kalshi bets will be the reason why
Wtf are we doing?
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I feel at some point Mr Beast is independently going to reinvent the plot of the running man and Kalshi bets will be the reason why
really enjoyed this. not only was it refreshing to experience a different way that politics could be awful, but nick offerman plays chester arthur as a messy bitch careening wildly between emotional extremes.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
really enjoyed this. not only was it refreshing to experience a different way that politics could be awful, but nick offerman plays chester arthur as a messy bitch careening wildly between emotional extremes.
the masculine urge to be meowed at
Cats adjust their communication strategy by meowing more when greeting men
As many cat owners will testify, their pets are often mysterious creatures, independent, cunning and sometimes aloof. And now it appears that when it comes to communication, they might be playing favo...
phys.org
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
the masculine urge to be meowed at
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allergies kicking my ass. losing a battle of attrition with the holes in my face. getting absolutely dog-walked by Plants
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
allergies kicking my ass. losing a battle of attrition with the holes in my face. getting absolutely dog-walked by Plants
now watching: death by lightning (2025)
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
now watching: death by lightning (2025)