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Boston area coffee-milk advocate ⚓️ | Astro PhD 🔭 | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You

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the 80s had a high density of celebrities whose authenticity was hard to figure out, as a kid. like, was Mr. T a real guy? he was like that in shows/movies but also in interviews? or pee wee, elvira, max headroom, various wrestlers. even alf was on celebrity squares. it was a confusing time.
thanks to capitalism, today’s woman can be anything she wants. from a tiny sprite on a giant patio chair, to an ingenue, overconfident in the stability of her unconventional support garments.
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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legolas this, legolas that never anything about legolad
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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i don’t know how or why, but i need to hear danny devito struggle to pronounce “zohran mamdani” the same way he chops and screws “jon bon jovi” in this scene
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
sir, you hired a south african to steal our social security numbers
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
killing james bond in the last movie was stupid and not in keeping with the formulaic nature of the franchise
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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(jk simmons issuing reforms to end the famine in 1830s Japan) “not my Tenpō”
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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A TEAM OF DOCTORS: welcome back to the face-off machine. sounds like things got crazy but we're ready to give you your regular face and voice again

ME: remember to put my love handles back please
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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me at 17: I can't let anyone find out that I like Matchbox Twenty. that would be so embarrassing

me in my 30's:
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
since you all seem trustworthy, i don't mind telling you that one of the digits of my credit card's security code is a 3
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
(jk simmons angrily sending back his shrimp) "not my tempura"
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate
June 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
don't bother, my new personal finance guide lays out why
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Nah, No Wri No Mo Fo NaNoWriMo.

Instead, Wri Fo Yoself, Go Pro. No FOMO, Homie!
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i don’t know how or why, but i need to hear danny devito struggle to pronounce “zohran mamdani” the same way he chops and screws “jon bon jovi” in this scene
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
don’t want to panic anyone but i think canada might be giving us the finger
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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seeing some takes like, "it was clear the gop wasn't going to budge on subsidies, so they had no choice”
and i simply don’t understand why someone would go out of their way to announce publicly that they are a mewling coward. a gutless milksop. to admit that they’re loser who loves to lose.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
lol nice try mother fucker
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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can you imagine how much better it would’ve been if panera had called itself “breadopolis” instead? in this alternate-reality fiction series, i—
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
only he who pulls the necco wafer from the stone in the middle of the rotary shall sit upon the throne of fluff
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"But we're making people miserable!" Yes that's the fucking idea you stupid motherfuckers. The people should be miserable, they elected the Make Everyone Miserable Party.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
can you imagine how much better it would’ve been if panera had called itself “breadopolis” instead? in this alternate-reality fiction series, i—
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
seeing some takes like, "it was clear the gop wasn't going to budge on subsidies, so they had no choice”
and i simply don’t understand why someone would go out of their way to announce publicly that they are a mewling coward. a gutless milksop. to admit that they’re loser who loves to lose.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM