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· Dec 23
SOME PEOPLE (AWFUL): every ceo should die!
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
OTHER PEOPLE (AWFUL): no ceos should die!
ME (A WISE JUDGE): we shall cut the ceos in half
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
live your life so that you never find yourself sending an email that includes the phrase "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to your close friend and confidante, world-famous globetrotting pedophile jeffrey epstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
live your life so that you never find yourself sending an email that includes the phrase "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to your close friend and confidante, world-famous globetrotting pedophile jeffrey epstein
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What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Yeah, "the filibuster is an abomination in the eyes of the Founders" needs to be a litmus test going forward
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yeah, "the filibuster is an abomination in the eyes of the Founders" needs to be a litmus test going forward
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A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
it'd be incredible if trump gets away with it because of epstein's inability to spell literally anything
"we were unable to obtain a conviction because the best this subliterate piece of shit could do was 'hav i meantoneied tht dobnkeltd triml iz pedifoilm? becyse hw iz & i hav pruof'"
"we were unable to obtain a conviction because the best this subliterate piece of shit could do was 'hav i meantoneied tht dobnkeltd triml iz pedifoilm? becyse hw iz & i hav pruof'"
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
it'd be incredible if trump gets away with it because of epstein's inability to spell literally anything
"we were unable to obtain a conviction because the best this subliterate piece of shit could do was 'hav i meantoneied tht dobnkeltd triml iz pedifoilm? becyse hw iz & i hav pruof'"
"we were unable to obtain a conviction because the best this subliterate piece of shit could do was 'hav i meantoneied tht dobnkeltd triml iz pedifoilm? becyse hw iz & i hav pruof'"
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honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
honestly one of the most striking things about epstein's emails is the fact that the man, described in many places as "a genius," is essentially subliterate
FUTURE CONGRESS: you promised a return to norms. yet under your attorney general, Pinhead, the Order of the Gash has dragged over 100 million americans to the cenobite realm
FUTURE CENTRIST DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT: I would remind you that approximately 50 million of these people were democrats
FUTURE CENTRIST DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT: I would remind you that approximately 50 million of these people were democrats
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
FUTURE CONGRESS: you promised a return to norms. yet under your attorney general, Pinhead, the Order of the Gash has dragged over 100 million americans to the cenobite realm
FUTURE CENTRIST DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT: I would remind you that approximately 50 million of these people were democrats
FUTURE CENTRIST DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT: I would remind you that approximately 50 million of these people were democrats
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One of the GOP's sweatier Epstein defenses has been "if they had good stuff they'd have used it when Biden was president." But the growing awareness that Garland spiked anything that could look political explains this!
I feel like “mad at Merrick Garland” is going to hit a whole new level.
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
One of the GOP's sweatier Epstein defenses has been "if they had good stuff they'd have used it when Biden was president." But the growing awareness that Garland spiked anything that could look political explains this!
KASH PATEL, DAN BONGINO, & PAM BONDI: first of all, what epstein files? and anyway, the files - which don't refer to trump, and even if they do, *definitely* don't contain discussions of blackmail - can't be released because courts plus judges. checkmate libs
CONGRESS:
CONGRESS:
lol holy shit the 20,000 pages are in a Google Drive account
Oversight Committee Releases Additional Epstein Estate Documents - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform
oversight.house.gov
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
KASH PATEL, DAN BONGINO, & PAM BONDI: first of all, what epstein files? and anyway, the files - which don't refer to trump, and even if they do, *definitely* don't contain discussions of blackmail - can't be released because courts plus judges. checkmate libs
CONGRESS:
CONGRESS:
when my confidantes used private email to discuss blackmailing me re: my crimes, they were lying to make me look bad in case congress released the messages almost 15 years later
to clarify, when I say "crimes," I mean the kind that my most rabid supporters say merit the death penalty. anyway: lies
to clarify, when I say "crimes," I mean the kind that my most rabid supporters say merit the death penalty. anyway: lies
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
when my confidantes used private email to discuss blackmailing me re: my crimes, they were lying to make me look bad in case congress released the messages almost 15 years later
to clarify, when I say "crimes," I mean the kind that my most rabid supporters say merit the death penalty. anyway: lies
to clarify, when I say "crimes," I mean the kind that my most rabid supporters say merit the death penalty. anyway: lies
GOP, 1863: that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - and that government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the earth
GOP, 2025: tbf to the senile kid fucker, he *is* getting rid of a lot of mexicans
GOP, 2025: tbf to the senile kid fucker, he *is* getting rid of a lot of mexicans
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
GOP, 1863: that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom - and that government of the people, by the people, and for the people shall not perish from the earth
GOP, 2025: tbf to the senile kid fucker, he *is* getting rid of a lot of mexicans
GOP, 2025: tbf to the senile kid fucker, he *is* getting rid of a lot of mexicans
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I’m pretty sure “Zohran being a nice normal mayor” is the thing they were actually afraid of
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m pretty sure “Zohran being a nice normal mayor” is the thing they were actually afraid of
some strange choices in here imo, but I guess that's why I'm not "da pope"
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
some strange choices in here imo, but I guess that's why I'm not "da pope"
(yelling at my writers) what is this shit?!? everyone thinks I'm a weirdo and it's your fault
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
(yelling at my writers) what is this shit?!? everyone thinks I'm a weirdo and it's your fault
the person in crocs is mario batali
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
the person in crocs is mario batali
using the face off machine to commit voter fraud
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 AM
using the face off machine to commit voter fraud
funniest thing about FACE-OFF is that at the end they give the main characters a new child to replace the one that died. it's extremely explicit! basically just "he looks like the other kid, let's just swap him in & we don't even need to change our little family hand gestures." deeply fucked up tbh
rewatching FACE-OFF and john travolta is *terrible*. awful boss, lousy cop, bad husband, worse father. although, if you want someone to kick nicholas cage into a tunnel behind a running jet engine, he's your man
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
funniest thing about FACE-OFF is that at the end they give the main characters a new child to replace the one that died. it's extremely explicit! basically just "he looks like the other kid, let's just swap him in & we don't even need to change our little family hand gestures." deeply fucked up tbh
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
A TEAM OF DOCTORS: welcome back to the face-off machine. sounds like things got crazy but we're ready to give you your regular face and voice again
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
A TEAM OF DOCTORS: welcome back to the face-off machine. sounds like things got crazy but we're ready to give you your regular face and voice again
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
ME: remember to put my love handles back please
rewatching FACE-OFF and john travolta is *terrible*. awful boss, lousy cop, bad husband, worse father. although, if you want someone to kick nicholas cage into a tunnel behind a running jet engine, he's your man
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
rewatching FACE-OFF and john travolta is *terrible*. awful boss, lousy cop, bad husband, worse father. although, if you want someone to kick nicholas cage into a tunnel behind a running jet engine, he's your man
I'm proposing 10,000-year mortgages. buy a house with a payment of $3/month
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm proposing 10,000-year mortgages. buy a house with a payment of $3/month
packers aren't going to be able to overcome this lead tbh. the idea of scoring that many points* is a pipe dream
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November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
packers aren't going to be able to overcome this lead tbh. the idea of scoring that many points* is a pipe dream
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