your dude
@famousmortimer.bsky.social
aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
hell yeah here we fuckin go
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
hell yeah here we fuckin go
YBBOB 'NIHCLEF
YBBOB 'NIHCLEF
YBBOB 'NIHCLEF
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
YBBOB 'NIHCLEF
YBBOB 'NIHCLEF
YBBOB 'NIHCLEF
never thought the pope would remind me of this tweet
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
never thought the pope would remind me of this tweet
so, substack then, huh. or newsmax I suppose
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
so, substack then, huh. or newsmax I suppose
you cannot observe this from a distance. gotta get in the shit
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
you cannot observe this from a distance. gotta get in the shit
just look at what we have to look forward to
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
just look at what we have to look forward to
can't wait for screenshots to circulate so we can see the specific verbiage employed for this topic
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
can't wait for screenshots to circulate so we can see the specific verbiage employed for this topic
his beautiful eyes tho
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
his beautiful eyes tho
"beloved bluesky personality famous mortimer was found unconscious today with his own throat in his hands"
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"beloved bluesky personality famous mortimer was found unconscious today with his own throat in his hands"
tHe rOaD tO cHaRaCtEr
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
tHe rOaD tO cHaRaCtEr
imo nuzzi is a medium-talent amoral careerist who never should've been elevated in the first place
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
imo nuzzi is a medium-talent amoral careerist who never should've been elevated in the first place
hard to get a great frame capture, but they don't look like people either in the dark about what "you're my present" meant, or are worried about it
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
hard to get a great frame capture, but they don't look like people either in the dark about what "you're my present" meant, or are worried about it
(one of the results for "mcdonald's collectible plates" is blurred by SafeSearch)
it's none of my business
it's none of my business
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
(one of the results for "mcdonald's collectible plates" is blurred by SafeSearch)
it's none of my business
it's none of my business
so, more like ""deals" (derogatory; trumpian sense)"
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
so, more like ""deals" (derogatory; trumpian sense)"
it may seem like youtube is a horrifying pit of despair these days, but I say that if ai michael anthony doesn't want to look worse & older with every video he shouldn't spend his golden years talking shit about eddie van halen
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
it may seem like youtube is a horrifying pit of despair these days, but I say that if ai michael anthony doesn't want to look worse & older with every video he shouldn't spend his golden years talking shit about eddie van halen
clock is ticking on this one, she better get on it, so to speak
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
clock is ticking on this one, she better get on it, so to speak
for me it's gotta be
- computer is pretty blonde
- computer is pretty blonde who we don't see but we know who she is
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who made her
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who bought her
- talking dog
- computer is pretty blonde
- computer is pretty blonde who we don't see but we know who she is
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who made her
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who bought her
- talking dog
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
for me it's gotta be
- computer is pretty blonde
- computer is pretty blonde who we don't see but we know who she is
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who made her
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who bought her
- talking dog
- computer is pretty blonde
- computer is pretty blonde who we don't see but we know who she is
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who made her
- computer is pretty brunette who wants to kill evil guy who bought her
- talking dog
charles guiteau's wikipedia page is chock full of absolutely insane shit, but they really got his ass with this one
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
charles guiteau's wikipedia page is chock full of absolutely insane shit, but they really got his ass with this one