your dude
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aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
also the pedophile driver is on fire
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
also the pedophile driver is on fire
eat shit man. seriously, go fuck yourself
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
eat shit man. seriously, go fuck yourself
at this point basically everything about trump & epstein goes into my "no firm evidence, but I'd be much more surprised if it's *not* true" bin
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
at this point basically everything about trump & epstein goes into my "no firm evidence, but I'd be much more surprised if it's *not* true" bin
a politician rather than a journalist, but the sentiment remains undefeated
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (bad take)
TWITTER REPLIES: you seem jewish, it'd be a shame if you were attacked, here's your home address
BLUESKY REPLIES: you're helping fascists. you're in the wrong vocation b/c you're objectively awful at this
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (sobbing) bluesky is so much worse than twitter
TWITTER REPLIES: you seem jewish, it'd be a shame if you were attacked, here's your home address
BLUESKY REPLIES: you're helping fascists. you're in the wrong vocation b/c you're objectively awful at this
MEDIOCRE JOURNO: (sobbing) bluesky is so much worse than twitter
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
a politician rather than a journalist, but the sentiment remains undefeated
"the american people know that pinhead has such sights to show both democrats AND republicans EQUALLY. this is critical because our credibility as the Norm Upholders will be the deciding factor in the next election"
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"the american people know that pinhead has such sights to show both democrats AND republicans EQUALLY. this is critical because our credibility as the Norm Upholders will be the deciding factor in the next election"
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I’m pretty sure “Zohran being a nice normal mayor” is the thing they were actually afraid of
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m pretty sure “Zohran being a nice normal mayor” is the thing they were actually afraid of
wrong, she's actually 15 feet tall, it's just that the chair is even bigger
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
wrong, she's actually 15 feet tall, it's just that the chair is even bigger