lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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I get it, female birds, dancing does it
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I get it, female birds, dancing does it
Here is a nice mushroom
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Here is a nice mushroom
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Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
February 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Me: what’s that black bird with the red on its wings called
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
Bird watcher: that’s a red winged blackbird
Me: holy shit
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The fuck is a jingle horse
Someone printed out all the subtitles to LOTR and made a book out of it
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Someone printed out all the subtitles to LOTR and made a book out of it
Here’s something no politician will tell you: poo poo pee pee fart fart fart fart
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Here’s something no politician will tell you: poo poo pee pee fart fart fart fart
Here are some nice mushrooms for you
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms for you
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[before the discovery of electricity]
This eel is a witch
This eel is a witch
November 13, 2023 at 5:40 PM
[before the discovery of electricity]
This eel is a witch
This eel is a witch
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
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I always love to get my mushroom mail from @lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m starting quite the collection here 😂
I’m starting quite the collection here 😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I always love to get my mushroom mail from @lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m starting quite the collection here 😂
I’m starting quite the collection here 😂
Baby shoes, worn out, baby learned to run at 6 weeks
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Baby shoes, worn out, baby learned to run at 6 weeks
The early bird might get the worm but they didn’t get all the worms because I looked around and baby there’s still worms
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The early bird might get the worm but they didn’t get all the worms because I looked around and baby there’s still worms
Here is a nice mushroom
December 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer
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ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
June 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
Dentists get depressed because they view their patients as their children and we are all terrible disappointments
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dentists get depressed because they view their patients as their children and we are all terrible disappointments
Does your daughter / son / spouse / in-law love nature? Get them an original print for Christmas!
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Canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Does your daughter / son / spouse / in-law love nature? Get them an original print for Christmas!
50% OFF SIGNED PRINTS ENDS TODAY 🫶
Canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
50% OFF SIGNED PRINTS ENDS TODAY 🫶
Canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
SALE ENDS TODAY!
$10 off calendars 🤗
$37 off signed prints 🤗
$2 off sticker packs 🤗
Thanks for supporting my tiny mushroom based business! 💚
Shop here >> canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
$10 off calendars 🤗
$37 off signed prints 🤗
$2 off sticker packs 🤗
Thanks for supporting my tiny mushroom based business! 💚
Shop here >> canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
December 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
SALE ENDS TODAY!
$10 off calendars 🤗
$37 off signed prints 🤗
$2 off sticker packs 🤗
Thanks for supporting my tiny mushroom based business! 💚
Shop here >> canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
$10 off calendars 🤗
$37 off signed prints 🤗
$2 off sticker packs 🤗
Thanks for supporting my tiny mushroom based business! 💚
Shop here >> canieatthisforaging.com/print-shop
Here is a nice (but deadly!) mushroom
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here is a nice (but deadly!) mushroom
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Reposted by lukelukeluke
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
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Touching grass is not enough I need to live in a hole
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Touching grass is not enough I need to live in a hole