lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT
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Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Breaking news: scientists discovered that we’ve actually run out of numbers. “We’re fucked” said one mathematician
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?
February 3, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?
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November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually
Mushrooms aren’t the internet of the forest they’re the gossips
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Mushrooms aren’t the internet of the forest they’re the gossips
Here is a nice mushroom
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Here is a nice mushroom
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Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid
May 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid
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When a booboo comes along / you must kiss it
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When a booboo comes along / you must kiss it
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Starting my next video call standing in the corner Blair Witch style
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Starting my next video call standing in the corner Blair Witch style
Why do they keep making the clocks go faster
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Why do they keep making the clocks go faster
If you’re going through the forest and a little gnome pops out and demands you answer his riddles three or be turned into a fine pair of magical boots, keep going
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you’re going through the forest and a little gnome pops out and demands you answer his riddles three or be turned into a fine pair of magical boots, keep going
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
November 9, 2023 at 7:19 PM
[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
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'tis (almost) the season 🎄
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
'tis (almost) the season 🎄
“Is this my first rodeo?” I asked, waking up after getting kicked in the head by my horse
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“Is this my first rodeo?” I asked, waking up after getting kicked in the head by my horse
Here are some nice mushrooms
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
September 28, 2023 at 6:38 PM
You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
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Uh oh they just mastered fire
Ducks are masters of land, sea, and air, truly fearsome
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Uh oh they just mastered fire
I have the ability to eat bread and cheese and stare into a fire for basically an unlimited amount of time and for this I think I would have made a good peasant
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have the ability to eat bread and cheese and stare into a fire for basically an unlimited amount of time and for this I think I would have made a good peasant
Here are some nice mushrooms
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
October 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
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October 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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