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noah smith looking into a mirror:
Noah Smith @Noahpinion You're a pure engagement farmer with no principles except your own aggrandizement on social media. Just an unfeeling shark of a person with a good nose for virality. 12:57 PM • Nov 17, 2025
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
Columbo looking overwhelmed
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
time to take my mind off these gross scandals by revisiting a version of the nicole kidman amc ad where she's watching lady gaga get railed in house of gucci
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
Bill Maher Refuses to Do Stand-Up Comedy Again Because I Could Get Shot by the Left or the Right' VARIETY
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
my friend is using thermal imaging to find dog poop in the dark
Thermal image of dog poop
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
another successful discourse 👍
ALT Alexander Hamizdat @alexhammy20... Ok but the base does not like Mamdani Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionher... mamdani has something like a +60% to +70% favorability rating among "the base" (self-described democrats/liberals) ALT Alexander Hamizdat @alexhammy209... • 1h That's not who the base is. Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social the base of the democratic party isn't people who consider themselves democrats? who would you say it is then? Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social the base of the democratic party isn't people who consider themselves democrats? who would you say it is then? November 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM ALT Alexander Hamizdat @alexhammy209.b... • 5m people who want their neighbors to feel safe ALT Alexander Hamizdat @alexhammy2 he's had several chances to have his Proud Boys moment and refuses every time. ALT Alexander Hamizdat @alexhammy209.bsky.social • User Blocking You
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
mamdani has something like a +60% to +70% favorability rating among “the base” (self-described democrats/liberals)
Economist/YouGov Poll November 7 - 10, 2025 - 1663 U.S. Adult Citizens 30D. Favorability of People - Zohran Mamdani Do you have a favorable or an unfavorable opinion? Total -3 Liberal: +71 Democrats: +60
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
cleaning out old files and found a memento of the time i somehow friended rivers cuomo on early facebook and then learned nothing interesting about him
Facebook page of Rivers Cuomo, circa 2008 Wall: Rivers Cuomo is getting ready to rock San Diego. October 17, 2008 at 8:09pm • Comment • Like Rivers Cuomo is in Boston right now. Does anyone know if there's still a Sunday morning pickup soccer game at M.I.T.? September 21, 2008 at 6:25am
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
you know who the real monster was all along? guillermo del toro
Oscar Isaac in Frankenstein (2025), Acting with a capital A.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
Always Sunny, Frank & Mac: Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it. Always Sunny, Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
2003 kevin millar believes in you buddy
Kevin Millar with dyed blonde hair, sunglasses and a goatee, pointing at you, the viewer
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
censor this, censorers
Ricky Gervais with my profile pic where his dumb face is. Get this--he's standing like Jesus on the cross and he has "ATHEIST" written on him.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
"you're not the boss of me now" was a metaphor for throwing off the yoke of western imperialism
Mink Car Studio album by They Might Be Giants Released September 11, 2001
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
me: don't panic. the bust of m3gan can't hurt you. it's just an object.

bust of m3gan:
Some kind of totem of the evil robot girl from Megan
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
it finally happened
Luke McGarry comic depicting the Seinfeld episode where Kramer tells a story about driving a bus A COMIC ABOUT NOTHING Written by LARRY CHARLES I JUMPED ON THE BUS. I TOLD THE DRIVER - I GOTA TOE HERE, BUODY... _STEP ON IT! THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS GUY PULLS OUT A GUN. WELL, I KNEW ANY DELAY WOULD COST HER HER TOE, SO I STARTED WALKING TOWARDS HIM - WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, CRACKER JACK? WELL, I GOT A LITTLE PRIZE FOR YA, BUDDY... ... KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD! THEN THE MUGGER, HE COMES TO AND STARTS CHOKIN' ME! SO I'M FIGHTIN' HIM OFF WITH ONE HAND… ...ANO KEPT DRIVIN' THE BUS WITH THE OTHER, YKNOW? YOU KEPT MAKIN' ALL THE STOPS? THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS GUY PULLS OUT A GUN. WELL, I KNEW ANY DELAY WOULD COST HER HER TOE, SO I STARTED WALKING TOWARDS HIM - WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, CRACKER JACK? WELL, I GOT A LITTLE PRIZE FOR YA, BUDDY... ... KNOCKED HIM OUT COLD! THEN EVERYBODY'S SCREAMIN' BECAUSE THE DRIVER, HE'S PASSED OUT FROM ALL THE COMMOTION... THE BUS IS OUT OF CONTROL! SO I GRAB HIM BY THE COLLAR. I TAKE HIM OUT OF THE SEAT... .. NOW I'M DRIVIN' THE BUS! THEN THE MUGGER, HE COMES TO AND STARTS CHOKIN' ME! SO I'M FIGHTIN' HIM OFF WITH ONE HAND… ...AND KEPT DRIVIN' THE BUS WITH THE OTHER, YKNOW? THEN I MANAGED TO OPEN THE DOOR, AND I KICKED HIM OUT WITH MY FOOT, YOU KNOW - AT THE NEXT STOP. YOU KEPT MAKIN' ALL THE STOPS? WELL-PEOPLE KEPT RINGIN' THE BELL!
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
so close to a great solar image. oh well.

www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/andr...
Skydiver silhouetted against the sun's surface. Photo by Andrew McCarthy.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
this would be a perfect photo of the sun, if only some guy hadn't gotten in the way 🔭
Picture of the sun's surface with a skydiving man silhouetted against it. Credit: Andrew McCarthy cosmicbackground.io
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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they're doing it to hurt me
Simpsons "Stop he's already dead!" screenshot next to "131 saves"
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
look at these sickos
2 saves
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
i have obtained exclusive footage of john fetterman's injury
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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so basically this
McDonald's characters in the poses of the famous Osama compound raid situation room picture
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
very wise
Simpsons Lenny with tented hands and a pensive expression
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
you’ll never believe
Michael Scott grimacing
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
leastactionhero.bsky.social
heard an npr interview of a former gop consultant this morning, for whom the last straw was seeing masked goons on the street—and immediately thought of @brianbeutler.bsky.social‘s column. if 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 are responding to news this way, it’s not just ‘kitchen-table’ stuff, it’s everything.
For now, though, the backlash against Trump in 2025 is just like the backlash of 2017: It's about everything. About his myriad abuses and the pervasive sense of crisis he foists upon the country. That is what drove people to vote for Democrats, and if Democrats want to "meet voters where they are" they will act as all-purpose obstructors and noisemakers and agents of accountability, not as robots poring over prices on spreadsheets, trying to make things cheaper. (Ironically, using policy levers to make things cheaper would tend to help Trump, not Democrats.)
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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(artist’s rendering)
Wallace Shawn in My Dinner With Andre. He’s looking contemplative near a subway. When I was young, all thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36, and all l think about is getting railed
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM