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i'm a runner now i guess.
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hey you guys, should that doomsday clock just be spinning like that
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Yeah. Before the fall, CK's act—and his fandom—rested on the premise that his worst self wasn't his true self. Now it's the opposite, and that's just not interesting as comedy.
He is just generally an alt-right, unrepentantly racist and transphobic piece of shit. He is also a genuinely bad comedian, much in the way that thin-skinned assholes often are 🤷‍♀️

www.gq.com/story/louis-...
Louis C.K. Targets Trans People and Parkland Shooting Survivors in a Leaked Set
He's still trying to make his comeback happen.
www.gq.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
we'll see
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i love that man
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
what's that "days since" clock say how many now
Michigan has lost the mandate of heaven
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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As a son of Appalachia, I understand the opioid crisis better than anyone. That's why I'm proud to stand with the Honduran president who delivered drugs to needy Americans with such efficiency.

by JD Vance
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
man i could rock up to a marathon startline with this singlet ngl
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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gotta go fast
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Get those foil-lined thermal blankets and use a wire to ground it.

No signal. Robot disappear.

Beat robot with hammers until it's broken and take the prize inside.

THE FUTURE
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
visiting the Hammock District would fix him
who.int WHO @who.int · 1d
Infertility affects 1 in 6 people — yet too many face stigma, high costs, or no care at all.

WHO & HRP just released the first-ever global guideline on infertility — a roadmap to make fertility care safer, fairer and within reach for everyone https://bit.ly/4ol6cka

#HealthForAll #HopefulFutures
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Posts about urban biking in Dutch cities are routinely replied to with comments like “well, they have the big advantage of being relatively flat.”

The Dutch also have the big advantage of not constantly making excuses about why they can’t make clearly smarter city-making decisions. #Leadership
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
goddammit
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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A Finnish Bluegrass Cover of ‘Don’t Fear the Reaper’ laughingsquid.com/stevenseagul...
A Finnish Bluegrass Cover of 'Don't Fear the Reaper'
The Finnish band Steve'n'Seagulls performed a spooky bluegrass cover of the classic Blue Öyster Cult song "Don't Fear the Reaper".
laughingsquid.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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erm, did you really mean to buy a frozen pizza? when flights to milan have never been more affordable?
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
there's some kind of awakening happening in the corps of cadets
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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*fewer
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”

It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ok Cignetti might actually smile
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
arch manning channeling his inner jameis winston
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
is McConaughey and his skin blazer at this game
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what day of the jackal are we on now
Someone who worked for the CIA killed a National Guardsman isn't a very good headline for the people running things huh?
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
man sarkisian is trying to absolutely ruin that manning kid
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this dog did a Oooh Big Shake and that lost her the title
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM