Brian
@brian215.bsky.social
You’re more important than the silly machinery and you know it.
Pinned
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
Almost time to start cooking the Thanksgiving duck. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Almost time to start cooking the Thanksgiving duck. God bless.
We need these guys at the Thanksgiving parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We need these guys at the Thanksgiving parade.
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"my father was a Dunkin franchisee so I grew up with the morals and values of my family and the Dunkin corporation" thank you Philadelphia thanksgiving parade for that segment
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"my father was a Dunkin franchisee so I grew up with the morals and values of my family and the Dunkin corporation" thank you Philadelphia thanksgiving parade for that segment
This parade is brought to you by Dunkin.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This parade is brought to you by Dunkin.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
A race car not a fucking Hess truck. The Intimidator didn’t die for this shit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A race car not a fucking Hess truck. The Intimidator didn’t die for this shit.
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Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
I am pleased to announce that the McMillans creme donuts purchased last year on the occasion of the legendary bakery’s closure and frozen are getting rave reviews 11 months later.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I am pleased to announce that the McMillans creme donuts purchased last year on the occasion of the legendary bakery’s closure and frozen are getting rave reviews 11 months later.
With all due respect to the Four Tops, Birds parade was better.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
With all due respect to the Four Tops, Birds parade was better.
Only watching the Thanksgiving Parade for potential balloon mishaps. Do it for Dale.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Only watching the Thanksgiving Parade for potential balloon mishaps. Do it for Dale.
This jitbag can’t even get interaction when he tries to throw down with an entire country. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This jitbag can’t even get interaction when he tries to throw down with an entire country. Happy Thanksgiving.
We stan the short king at the supermarket at 8am Thanksgiving day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We stan the short king at the supermarket at 8am Thanksgiving day.
Thankful for his suffering.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thankful for his suffering.
The mighty Hawks are down 36 at the half. Sqwawk :(
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The mighty Hawks are down 36 at the half. Sqwawk :(
'member when someone tried to blow up an entire Nashville block on Christmas a few years back?
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
'member when someone tried to blow up an entire Nashville block on Christmas a few years back?
Well that settles that: I’m going clubbing tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Well that settles that: I’m going clubbing tonight.
The IG algorithm went so heavy into Goodbye Horses content that I am now watching Silence of the Lambs, a movie that I have seen roughly 25 million times and can basically recite word for word. God bless.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The IG algorithm went so heavy into Goodbye Horses content that I am now watching Silence of the Lambs, a movie that I have seen roughly 25 million times and can basically recite word for word. God bless.
What a fucking dork.
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What a fucking dork.
Might’ve shifted the FotY and HotY odds tonight (uncomplimertary to me). But I’ll never apologize for blasting A Milli aloud outside regardless of the hour. Never ever ever.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Might’ve shifted the FotY and HotY odds tonight (uncomplimertary to me). But I’ll never apologize for blasting A Milli aloud outside regardless of the hour. Never ever ever.
Jupiter is bright af to the ese
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Jupiter is bright af to the ese
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
What I’m most thankful for, beyond the wonderful conversation I just had with Uber driver Javier who told me what west of the Miss. looks like from the seat of a longrange trucker, is the Irish who weathered the Atlantic Ocean and xenophobia so I could bring 3 orders of cheesecurds home from Quizzo.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
What I’m most thankful for, beyond the wonderful conversation I just had with Uber driver Javier who told me what west of the Miss. looks like from the seat of a longrange trucker, is the Irish who weathered the Atlantic Ocean and xenophobia so I could bring 3 orders of cheesecurds home from Quizzo.
Quizzo speed round, Thanksgiving Eve Eve
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Quizzo speed round, Thanksgiving Eve Eve
