Brian
@brian215.bsky.social
You’re more important than the silly machinery and you know it.
Pinned
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
Work your whole life to become a chart-topping musician and just piss it away by telling the world you’re a Cowboys fan.
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Work your whole life to become a chart-topping musician and just piss it away by telling the world you’re a Cowboys fan.
Ozempic got Andy Reid looking full on turkey jowls.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ozempic got Andy Reid looking full on turkey jowls.
Harrison Butker should stay in the fucking kitchen if he doesn’t have the balls to kick a 55-yard FG.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Harrison Butker should stay in the fucking kitchen if he doesn’t have the balls to kick a 55-yard FG.
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Touched on my stance that it’s wrong to stand for the anthem during dinner. 👊🏼🇺🇸🔥
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Touched on my stance that it’s wrong to stand for the anthem during dinner. 👊🏼🇺🇸🔥
While I do, I’d just as soon not stand for the anthem. I’d do this happily, though.
I feel like you oughta be required to stand up and remove your hat if you hear Seven Nation Army being played in a stadium
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
While I do, I’d just as soon not stand for the anthem. I’d do this happily, though.
Wonder why they never announced John Madden’s cause of death (familial cannibalism at the holiday dinner table).
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wonder why they never announced John Madden’s cause of death (familial cannibalism at the holiday dinner table).
Every time I see the “7 Time Super Bowl Champion” tag under Tom Brady’s name, I am thankfully reminded of the Brandon Graham strip-sack.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Every time I see the “7 Time Super Bowl Champion” tag under Tom Brady’s name, I am thankfully reminded of the Brandon Graham strip-sack.
Well would you look at that some random Detroit WR you picked up in ffb has 25+ points while your opposing team’s star Detroit WR does not have as many on account of unfortunate circumstances. Heal quickly.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well would you look at that some random Detroit WR you picked up in ffb has 25+ points while your opposing team’s star Detroit WR does not have as many on account of unfortunate circumstances. Heal quickly.
A lot less people would hate the Dallas Cowboys so viscerally if they had Creed do the Thanksgiving halftime show annually.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
A lot less people would hate the Dallas Cowboys so viscerally if they had Creed do the Thanksgiving halftime show annually.
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
Zero interest in the dog show. Comet’s fault.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Zero interest in the dog show. Comet’s fault.
Shih-Tzus, to a pup, are the cuntiest breed. Don’t @ me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Shih-Tzus, to a pup, are the cuntiest breed. Don’t @ me.
Inside you are two NFL Pregame wolves.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Inside you are two NFL Pregame wolves.
Ok, this puts a dent in the side of Philly’s parade.
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ok, this puts a dent in the side of Philly’s parade.
Honestly the Elmo Drumline needs to be there
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Honestly the Elmo Drumline needs to be there
I want to rip 5-foot bong hits with The Keystone Kid.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I want to rip 5-foot bong hits with The Keystone Kid.
Even pandering Joe Buck and Troy Aikman know this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Even pandering Joe Buck and Troy Aikman know this.
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The 6abc Dunkin' Thanksgiving Day Parade is the truth. Reject false idols.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The 6abc Dunkin' Thanksgiving Day Parade is the truth. Reject false idols.
Chose to go with a conversation-starter garment today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Chose to go with a conversation-starter garment today.
Almost time to start cooking the Thanksgiving duck. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Almost time to start cooking the Thanksgiving duck. God bless.
We need these guys at the Thanksgiving parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We need these guys at the Thanksgiving parade.
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"my father was a Dunkin franchisee so I grew up with the morals and values of my family and the Dunkin corporation" thank you Philadelphia thanksgiving parade for that segment
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"my father was a Dunkin franchisee so I grew up with the morals and values of my family and the Dunkin corporation" thank you Philadelphia thanksgiving parade for that segment
This parade is brought to you by Dunkin.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This parade is brought to you by Dunkin.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.