Brian
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You’re more important than the silly machinery and you know it.
Pinned
This is my happy place and I’m about to pin it to the top of my feed. Please don’t take that as me devaluing the importance of Jalen Carter saying sup to Jalen Hurts before he went out and conquered Earth. God bless.
Shih-Tzus, to a pup, are the cuntiest breed. Don’t @ me.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Shih-Tzus, to a pup, are the cuntiest breed. Don’t @ me.
Inside you are two NFL Pregame wolves.
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Inside you are two NFL Pregame wolves.
Ok, this puts a dent in the side of Philly’s parade.
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ok, this puts a dent in the side of Philly’s parade.
Honestly the Elmo Drumline needs to be there
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Honestly the Elmo Drumline needs to be there
I want to rip 5-foot bong hits with The Keystone Kid.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I want to rip 5-foot bong hits with The Keystone Kid.
Even pandering Joe Buck and Troy Aikman know this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Even pandering Joe Buck and Troy Aikman know this.
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The 6abc Dunkin' Thanksgiving Day Parade is the truth. Reject false idols.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The 6abc Dunkin' Thanksgiving Day Parade is the truth. Reject false idols.
Chose to go with a conversation-starter garment today.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Chose to go with a conversation-starter garment today.
Almost time to start cooking the Thanksgiving duck. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Almost time to start cooking the Thanksgiving duck. God bless.
We need these guys at the Thanksgiving parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We need these guys at the Thanksgiving parade.
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"my father was a Dunkin franchisee so I grew up with the morals and values of my family and the Dunkin corporation" thank you Philadelphia thanksgiving parade for that segment
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"my father was a Dunkin franchisee so I grew up with the morals and values of my family and the Dunkin corporation" thank you Philadelphia thanksgiving parade for that segment
This parade is brought to you by Dunkin.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This parade is brought to you by Dunkin.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
Dunkin’ Donits: Our Lemonade Won’t Kill Your Children.
A race car not a fucking Hess truck. The Intimidator didn’t die for this shit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A race car not a fucking Hess truck. The Intimidator didn’t die for this shit.
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Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
I am pleased to announce that the McMillans creme donuts purchased last year on the occasion of the legendary bakery’s closure and frozen are getting rave reviews 11 months later.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I am pleased to announce that the McMillans creme donuts purchased last year on the occasion of the legendary bakery’s closure and frozen are getting rave reviews 11 months later.
With all due respect to the Four Tops, Birds parade was better.
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
With all due respect to the Four Tops, Birds parade was better.
Only watching the Thanksgiving Parade for potential balloon mishaps. Do it for Dale.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Only watching the Thanksgiving Parade for potential balloon mishaps. Do it for Dale.
This jitbag can’t even get interaction when he tries to throw down with an entire country. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This jitbag can’t even get interaction when he tries to throw down with an entire country. Happy Thanksgiving.
We stan the short king at the supermarket at 8am Thanksgiving day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We stan the short king at the supermarket at 8am Thanksgiving day.
Thankful for his suffering.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thankful for his suffering.
The mighty Hawks are down 36 at the half. Sqwawk :(
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The mighty Hawks are down 36 at the half. Sqwawk :(
'member when someone tried to blow up an entire Nashville block on Christmas a few years back?
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
'member when someone tried to blow up an entire Nashville block on Christmas a few years back?
Well that settles that: I’m going clubbing tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Well that settles that: I’m going clubbing tonight.
The IG algorithm went so heavy into Goodbye Horses content that I am now watching Silence of the Lambs, a movie that I have seen roughly 25 million times and can basically recite word for word. God bless.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The IG algorithm went so heavy into Goodbye Horses content that I am now watching Silence of the Lambs, a movie that I have seen roughly 25 million times and can basically recite word for word. God bless.