Friz Frizzle
@frizfrizzle.bsky.social
Award-finding comedian.
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LEICESTER COMEDY FESTIVAL! I will be bringing my ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ show "Funny Turn" during Leicester Comedy Festival. 6th & 20th Feb 2026, 6.15pm, LCB Depot. Reserve your free tickets now!
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I have £15 to last the next two weeks. I could usually manage on this, but I also suddenly have a lot of hospital appointments coming up, and the tram is £6.50 a day. Eep! Help a disabled guy out? paypal.me/frizfrizzle
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have £15 to last the next two weeks. I could usually manage on this, but I also suddenly have a lot of hospital appointments coming up, and the tram is £6.50 a day. Eep! Help a disabled guy out? paypal.me/frizfrizzle
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This is a bad title. Better titles I have come up with:
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is a bad title. Better titles I have come up with:
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
About to embark on an 8+ hour coach trip to Glasgow. Recommend albums to accompany my please! Bonus points if they came out this year. I am frightfully behind on music.
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
About to embark on an 8+ hour coach trip to Glasgow. Recommend albums to accompany my please! Bonus points if they came out this year. I am frightfully behind on music.
My friend Boston Tony after reading on Facebook that you can't say "Merry Christmas" anymore:
Happy Wicked day all
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
My friend Boston Tony after reading on Facebook that you can't say "Merry Christmas" anymore:
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Doctor: "Sorry, Mr Richards from The Rolling Stones, you have Lyme Disease"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Doctor: "Sorry, Mr Richards from The Rolling Stones, you have Lyme Disease"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
I'm glasgowing to Glasgow with one of my partners for the weekend. My evenings are booked but if any mutuals or FringePals want to meet us for a coffee and a biscuit, let me know!
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm glasgowing to Glasgow with one of my partners for the weekend. My evenings are booked but if any mutuals or FringePals want to meet us for a coffee and a biscuit, let me know!
We live in a fuckin Bojack Horseman universe.
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
We live in a fuckin Bojack Horseman universe.
Doctor: "Sorry, Mr Richards from The Rolling Stones, you have Lyme Disease"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Doctor: "Sorry, Mr Richards from The Rolling Stones, you have Lyme Disease"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
Richards: "Well that's a tick in the Keith!"
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I'm Dreaming of a Heist Christmas
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm Dreaming of a Heist Christmas
This is a bad title. Better titles I have come up with:
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This is a bad title. Better titles I have come up with:
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
• SILENT HEIST
• NAUGHTY OR HEIST
• MARY'S BOY CHILD JESUS HEIST WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY
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laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
laughing again because during a quiz there was a question about a famous pirate and I said to my friend just name any pirate and he panicked and said long bon jovi
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Burger King is named after its #1 selling item, the Gerkin.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Burger King is named after its #1 selling item, the Gerkin.
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Man: "Doctor, I'm depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel"
Doctor: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll cheer you up."
Man: "But Doctor... *You're* Pagliacci"
Doctor: "Can I put you down for four tickets?"
Doctor: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll cheer you up."
Man: "But Doctor... *You're* Pagliacci"
Doctor: "Can I put you down for four tickets?"
November 20, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Man: "Doctor, I'm depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel"
Doctor: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll cheer you up."
Man: "But Doctor... *You're* Pagliacci"
Doctor: "Can I put you down for four tickets?"
Doctor: "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. He'll cheer you up."
Man: "But Doctor... *You're* Pagliacci"
Doctor: "Can I put you down for four tickets?"
Jive Bunny originally had a TV show similar to Scooby Doo. At the end, the villains would say "and I would have got away with it too if if weren't for you medleying kids".
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Jive Bunny originally had a TV show similar to Scooby Doo. At the end, the villains would say "and I would have got away with it too if if weren't for you medleying kids".
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I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm fucking cryinj
That Sheeran lad doing Bollywood sounds now, is it? He probably has special gloves to handle a garlic naan.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
That Sheeran lad doing Bollywood sounds now, is it? He probably has special gloves to handle a garlic naan.
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Finally some proper journalism
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finally some proper journalism
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[Cyndi Lauper music]
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
[Cyndi Lauper music]
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
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best joke of the day, imo: downforeveryoneorjustme.com
downforeveryoneorjustme.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
best joke of the day, imo: downforeveryoneorjustme.com
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A man is driving his son in a car. The car crashes and the boy is rushed to hospital. When they arrive, the surgeon says "I cannot operate on this boy, for he is my son". How can this be?
ANSWER: Gay dads.
ANSWER: Gay dads.
June 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A man is driving his son in a car. The car crashes and the boy is rushed to hospital. When they arrive, the surgeon says "I cannot operate on this boy, for he is my son". How can this be?
ANSWER: Gay dads.
ANSWER: Gay dads.
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
1
CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
2
McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
4
EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
5
EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
6
EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
7
CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
8
[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
9
[Customer looks inside the cup]
10
[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
11
CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
12
EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
Twitter and Mumsnet is down so Graham Linehan has probably gone outside. Be cautious.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Twitter and Mumsnet is down so Graham Linehan has probably gone outside. Be cautious.
[Cyndi Lauper music]
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
[Cyndi Lauper music]
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
🎵
If you
Ever want to check
If your lizard is a male or a female sex
Well the main difference can be found on their fronts
Girl Iguanas have cunts
Oh, Girl Iguanas have-
GIRL
IGUANAS
IGUANAS HAVE CUNTS
GIRL
IGUANAS HAVE
*keyboard solo*
Burger King is named after its #1 selling item, the Gerkin.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Burger King is named after its #1 selling item, the Gerkin.