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That is an image of The Odyssey Elon
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
It’s happening
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Taking phones away from teenagers is just preparing them for a life of isolation and atomisation in the workplace
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The emoji. These condescending arseholes can’t help themselves
And how do those children typically access the media they've been radicalised by? 🤔

Measures like this are not intended *instead of* measures to keep trans kids and adults safer, but they're not at odds with those objectives either.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Did you see that guy that managed to get on stage with Sam Altman. Looked easy didn’t it? Not that hard at all to get within a certain distance of Sam Altman.
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think even the Your Party defenders are sick of their shit at this point. No 2 follower no profile pic replies in my mentions
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Keep seeing this argument “how are the greens any different from Your Party, both have transphobes” and the difference is that the Greens are an established party that needs to get rid of its bigots, whereas Your Party are establishing theirs as a core part of their identity from inception.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Lmao she fucked up sooo bad man
As sole director of MoU now, Zarah Sultana now faces the same issues the MoU directors had - that the company has a ton of cash, but lots of legal hurdles.

The cash was from members who *thought* they were joining Your Party, but as it was unofficial...kind of weren't. Big liabilities for Sultana.
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The government
5. What is something that can ruin your life that isn't drinking or smoking?
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No but this is just the same lesser evil arguments made about the Labour Party.
There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Esther Ghey should shut the fuck up
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The Running Man
The Running Man 2
The Running Men
A Running Man
The Running Man: The Man Who Ran
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Grabbing a police officer by the face and yelling “YOU SERVE THE BRIGHT LORD NOW”
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Sobriety
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Only a week and change until I get to see Svalbard again for probably the last time 🥲 The band, not the place.
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
My extended family aren’t particularly “woke” but at the wedding at the weekend the table were talking about Ms Rachel and everyone agreed she’s awesome.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Obviously they recognise that they’ve left it too late and that people picked via sortition are likely to pull out, so by opening it up to applications they also open it up to people with the means to attend at short notice. Very democratic.
So everything else aside wrong with the Your Party conference arrangements, the sortition process is only half the plan, with the rest being opened up to applications. Needlessly complicated and half-arsed simultaneously. The future of British politics. 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
So everything else aside wrong with the Your Party conference arrangements, the sortition process is only half the plan, with the rest being opened up to applications. Needlessly complicated and half-arsed simultaneously. The future of British politics. 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Personal News: I’ve just been made Director General of the BBC and let me tell you, things are going to be different this time. I’m bringing back that game show where people played Rome: Total War.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Sorry, but forming a supposedly leftist new political party that doesn’t have trans liberation as a central founding principle is unconscionable.
Proud to back @transliberationgroup.org.uk — a brilliant grassroots group fighting for trans liberation within Your Party.

Their demands are essential for real party democracy. With trans people under unprecedented threat in the UK, I’m proud to always stand with the trans community.
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is so funny
YES. THAT IS AN INDICATOR OF PROSPERITY. HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO STUPID
He's repeatedly talked about how easy it is to buy cheap clothes now as if that's a sign the economy is Good Actually
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Cucked nation
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
At the wedding yesterday the celebrant said that marriage was the “ultimate achievement” and it sounds like someone’s never got the platinum trophy in God of War Ragnarok
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
No there’s like 14 or something
There are only three Star Wars films
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM