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They should get some new podcasters pitching on Dragon's Den. "So you've done 5 episodes and you want £4 a month from Patreon?" Don't you think you're completely overvaluing your product? I'm out!"
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They should get some new podcasters pitching on Dragon's Den. "So you've done 5 episodes and you want £4 a month from Patreon?" Don't you think you're completely overvaluing your product? I'm out!"
The people in life I feel most sorry for are TV Licence investigators. Having to deal with insufferable twats day in day out, quoting the magna carta to you must be grim.
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The people in life I feel most sorry for are TV Licence investigators. Having to deal with insufferable twats day in day out, quoting the magna carta to you must be grim.
If it had been released as a single, 'We Love You', Elkie Brooks theme song to 80s black comedy 'A Very Peculiar Practice' would have been a number one.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If it had been released as a single, 'We Love You', Elkie Brooks theme song to 80s black comedy 'A Very Peculiar Practice' would have been a number one.
The invention of the wheel was not a giant leap forward for humankind. The real breakthrough was the invention of the axle.
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The invention of the wheel was not a giant leap forward for humankind. The real breakthrough was the invention of the axle.
Copyright should be 50 years max. All works of art made before 1975 should be public domain.
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Copyright should be 50 years max. All works of art made before 1975 should be public domain.
You should never use anything you own to 100% of its ability. Not your car, your kitchen taps, or your stereo. Nothing is designed to go full blast for very long - 90% loud, fast, or flowing is enough. Your stuff will last a lot longer. This also counts for people, too.
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You should never use anything you own to 100% of its ability. Not your car, your kitchen taps, or your stereo. Nothing is designed to go full blast for very long - 90% loud, fast, or flowing is enough. Your stuff will last a lot longer. This also counts for people, too.
If the county where you lived changed in 1974. Then that's your county. Yes you in Wigan, Oldham and Bury. Your county is Greater Manchester not Lancashire. Same with Stockport you're not Cheshire. You are in Greater Manchester not Cheshire.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If the county where you lived changed in 1974. Then that's your county. Yes you in Wigan, Oldham and Bury. Your county is Greater Manchester not Lancashire. Same with Stockport you're not Cheshire. You are in Greater Manchester not Cheshire.
Heroin should be available on prescription. Theft based crime would reduce by 50% overnight.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Heroin should be available on prescription. Theft based crime would reduce by 50% overnight.
You're supporting the selective breeding out characteristics you arbitrarily don't like: pure-bred dog and cat owners are all eugenicists. And Crufts is a celebration of in-breeding.
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You're supporting the selective breeding out characteristics you arbitrarily don't like: pure-bred dog and cat owners are all eugenicists. And Crufts is a celebration of in-breeding.
Somethimes the legend around a work of creativity is more interesting than the reality; look at "Megalopolis". Let's leave "The Day the Clown Cried" and "Carnival of Light" right where they are.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Somethimes the legend around a work of creativity is more interesting than the reality; look at "Megalopolis". Let's leave "The Day the Clown Cried" and "Carnival of Light" right where they are.
Greater Anglia trains' entire advertising campaign seems to be "East Anglia is rubbish, go to London".
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Greater Anglia trains' entire advertising campaign seems to be "East Anglia is rubbish, go to London".
Lego sets should not have stickers. All parts should be printed.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Lego sets should not have stickers. All parts should be printed.
You may have noticed trees bursting into leaf in mid November. This is profoundly unnatural and could lead to ecological collapse and thereby societal collapse. This is due to climate change which is caused by western lifestyles. Just saying really
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You may have noticed trees bursting into leaf in mid November. This is profoundly unnatural and could lead to ecological collapse and thereby societal collapse. This is due to climate change which is caused by western lifestyles. Just saying really
Women who shorten their forenames to traditional men's names are sexy. Alexandra/Alexandria to Alex is the best, but Georgia/Georgina to George is a close second.
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Women who shorten their forenames to traditional men's names are sexy. Alexandra/Alexandria to Alex is the best, but Georgia/Georgina to George is a close second.
Kitty is the most annoying of the Bennet sisters in Pride and Prejudice. Closely followed by Mary, then Lydia, then Lizzy and then Jane.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Kitty is the most annoying of the Bennet sisters in Pride and Prejudice. Closely followed by Mary, then Lydia, then Lizzy and then Jane.
Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live from the internet to the stage. Leicester shows: 12-13 Feb 2026. Come argue your opinion live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live from the internet to the stage. Leicester shows: 12-13 Feb 2026. Come argue your opinion live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
Humans being terrified of being enslaved by robots who can run, jump and fight, ought to have a word with the humans fucking building them. They won't appear by accident.
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Humans being terrified of being enslaved by robots who can run, jump and fight, ought to have a word with the humans fucking building them. They won't appear by accident.
I see it's "misrepresent Love, Actually" season again. It's not evil, you just don't fucking understand it. Chill out, you dull fucks, and learn the difference between fiction, esp comedy, and a guide to life. It's entertainment, not an instruction manual.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I see it's "misrepresent Love, Actually" season again. It's not evil, you just don't fucking understand it. Chill out, you dull fucks, and learn the difference between fiction, esp comedy, and a guide to life. It's entertainment, not an instruction manual.
Every funeral should have a section where a hypocrites list is read out of people who never cared or visited when the dead person was alive.
December 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Every funeral should have a section where a hypocrites list is read out of people who never cared or visited when the dead person was alive.
Men, can we all just agree to sit down when we go to the toilet on the train? Why stand? The train is always rocking back and forth, you'll lose your balance. Just sit down. Its easier and cleaner for everyone.
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Men, can we all just agree to sit down when we go to the toilet on the train? Why stand? The train is always rocking back and forth, you'll lose your balance. Just sit down. Its easier and cleaner for everyone.
Wes Streeting looks like a spoilt brat 12 year old who's won a magazine competition to get a tour round Westminster.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wes Streeting looks like a spoilt brat 12 year old who's won a magazine competition to get a tour round Westminster.
The real disgrace in UK's welfare bill is that so much of it is spent on people in work. We are subsidising jobs that do not pay enough to live on. If we genuinely made sure work paid a decent living, then we would not have such a high bill.
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The real disgrace in UK's welfare bill is that so much of it is spent on people in work. We are subsidising jobs that do not pay enough to live on. If we genuinely made sure work paid a decent living, then we would not have such a high bill.
Every streaming service needs a "turn off after this episode" function
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Every streaming service needs a "turn off after this episode" function
If I can Shazam your backing track, then it's not a live gig
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If I can Shazam your backing track, then it's not a live gig
Apple TV has the worst front end of any streaming service. Lack of information, poorly designed interface, difficult to know where you are or what you can view. Unless you know exactly what you want to watch. How the fuck do they still have subscribers?
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Apple TV has the worst front end of any streaming service. Lack of information, poorly designed interface, difficult to know where you are or what you can view. Unless you know exactly what you want to watch. How the fuck do they still have subscribers?