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@brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
"Lock and load" would be a great slogan for a camouflage-pattern chastity cage
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Lock and load" would be a great slogan for a camouflage-pattern chastity cage
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can someone PLEASE tell me what number SCP this is because I cannot find it by googling
One of my favorite SCP's is an alien robot they'd found that had been damaged, it no longer has an interior monologue and instead shouts its thoughts at all times.
The robot is constantly planning and plotting on escaping and killing everyone but it's helplessly unable to shut the fuck up.
The robot is constantly planning and plotting on escaping and killing everyone but it's helplessly unable to shut the fuck up.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
can someone PLEASE tell me what number SCP this is because I cannot find it by googling
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Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
- Sweep as James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
- Sweep as James Bond.
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Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery?
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Have I sailed as close as you are legally allowed to do to have a nose at the SS Montgomery?
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
Of course.
Moment I knew she existed, I was out there faster than Jay Hulme when he spots a rickety ladder in a church.
Here she is:
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how is there always a new bird that makes me go "what the fuck" these guys are always inventing, always innovating
The Orange Fruit Dove decorates the treetops with its flame-like plumage. This species lives in forests on the islands of Fiji, where it munches on fruits and berries. Only males display bold orange plumage; females are green.
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
Photo: Charles J. Sharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, iNaturalist
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
how is there always a new bird that makes me go "what the fuck" these guys are always inventing, always innovating
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🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️
’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!
vole.wtf
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
🚀 NEW MAGAZINE ⌨️
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
Back in the ’80s there were printed mags of BASIC programs to type in, we’ve brought that back but for web pages!
10 amazing games, toys, puzzles and utilities, no coding knowledge needed
vole.wtf/doctype/
"Oh no. James Bond died. How can we write a new film that makes sense?? Anyway, here is Bond's Girlfriend: Denise Tits."
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Oh no. James Bond died. How can we write a new film that makes sense?? Anyway, here is Bond's Girlfriend: Denise Tits."
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I want Ernst Stavro BloFelt stroking Sweetums on his lap. Also Dr. NoTeeth.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I want Ernst Stavro BloFelt stroking Sweetums on his lap. Also Dr. NoTeeth.
"Oop! When you're finished, you can do mine next!" - me, absolutely ruining the vibe at the swingers' party
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"Oop! When you're finished, you can do mine next!" - me, absolutely ruining the vibe at the swingers' party
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Tuesday! The SEXIEST day to watch a man solve a crossword! Woof!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
brainmage - Twitch
Guy Kelly. Comedian, voice actor, and general nerd. UK-based variety streamer. Cryptic crosswords during the day, and videogames at night. Like a LAN café in an old folks home. guykellyalloneword@gmai...
www.twitch.tv
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's Tuesday! The SEXIEST day to watch a man solve a crossword! Woof!
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
www.twitch.tv/brainmage
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Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
December 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
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Statler: "007, you squandered millions of pounds of the budget, caused an international disaster, and endangered the lives of civilians! This is completely unacceptable!"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Statler: "007, you squandered millions of pounds of the budget, caused an international disaster, and endangered the lives of civilians! This is completely unacceptable!"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
Waldorf: "Yes! That's the government's job!"
Both: "OHHHHHOHOHOHO"
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The famous intro. With the gun barrel and the blood.
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM
The famous intro. With the gun barrel and the blood.
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
Camera pulls back to reveal it's Bond practicing looking cool in front of a mirror. He's being spied on by Gonzo. Rizzo is sitting on Gonzo's head, eating a burger. The red was ketchup falling onto the spy-telescope
Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
Right. Here's my big pitch:
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
Muppet James Bond
James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye
Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ
The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Re: Bond discourse. A thread.
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The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
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Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ https://theonion.com/trump-threatens-to-sue-bbc-over-misleading-edit-of-the-vicar-of-dibley/
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one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
one of the biggest contributors to Elon’s loser energy is that he desperately wants to be cool, but doesn’t understand that a big part of being cool is appearing unaffected. he’s one of the most affected men of all time.
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I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
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I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
Lloyd Didcot, 32, took the unusual step to not carefully prepare a mental script for his coffee order last Friday and, subsequently, experienced the actual, literal torture of eternal damnation for about five minutes in his local Costa.
Autistic man neglects to plan conversation in advance, experiences literal Christian hell
An autistic man who routinely plans his conversations well in advance decided to ditch the habit of a lifetime “to see what it was like”, landing him in a Biblical underworld of Christian hell,…
thedailytism.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I wrote a thing! Because I contine to be very normal!
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predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
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Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™
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What idiot called it "being an economist" and not "getting an invisible hand job"?
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What idiot called it "being an economist" and not "getting an invisible hand job"?
Every hole is a glory hole if you don't mind ruining a cuckoo clock
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every hole is a glory hole if you don't mind ruining a cuckoo clock