Jordan
@slclunk.com
Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
Really wishing there wasn’t a guy dressed like the preacher from poltergeist blocking my locker at the gym
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Really wishing there wasn’t a guy dressed like the preacher from poltergeist blocking my locker at the gym
Gotta say, nothing has aged better than The Shield’s “dang, I guess I lost my family, all my friends, and any chance of real employment because I’m an irredeemable piece of shit. At least ICE gave me a job and immunity.” series finale
January 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Gotta say, nothing has aged better than The Shield’s “dang, I guess I lost my family, all my friends, and any chance of real employment because I’m an irredeemable piece of shit. At least ICE gave me a job and immunity.” series finale
My only real memory of this guy before all this was him being forced to do the Michael Cera Arrested Development walk out of a BLM protest for being a little mealy mouthed bitch.
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
My only real memory of this guy before all this was him being forced to do the Michael Cera Arrested Development walk out of a BLM protest for being a little mealy mouthed bitch.
Wow, I can’t believe this mother didn’t want heavily armed and belligerent assholes to steal kids that go to her son’s school
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Wow, I can’t believe this mother didn’t want heavily armed and belligerent assholes to steal kids that go to her son’s school
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these are the people the dems are more than happy to keep funding so long as they're a little more polite when they kill you and rip your family apart.
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BREAKING: James Rodden, an ICE prosecutor who the Observer identified last year as the operator of an X account that posted “America is a White nation," “‘Migrants’ are all criminals,” and apparent praise of Adolf Hitler, appeared to be back at work Tuesday.
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ICE Prosecutor Who Runs Racist X Account Returns to Dallas Immigration Court
James Rodden, who the Observer identified last year as the operator of the account that routinely posted hateful statements, appeared to be back at work Tuesday.
www.texasobserver.org
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
these are the people the dems are more than happy to keep funding so long as they're a little more polite when they kill you and rip your family apart.
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Announcing when it happens from the study in Moral Orel
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Announcing when it happens from the study in Moral Orel
It’s amazing that these people have skated for so many years without talent or skill that once they rise to a level of creative control, they just do “le epic whiskey time” a decade after even the lamest people stopped doing it on Fark or the Chive.
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It’s amazing that these people have skated for so many years without talent or skill that once they rise to a level of creative control, they just do “le epic whiskey time” a decade after even the lamest people stopped doing it on Fark or the Chive.
Now he can spend more time doing ops with the sound of freedom guy
Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Mike Tomlin, the NFL’s longest-tenured head coach, is leaving the Steelers after 19 seasons. Tomlin, who famously has never endured a losing season, is one of the most well-respected men in football.
Mike Tomlin stepping down as Steelers head coach after 19 seasons
Tomlin is tied with Chuck Noll as the winningest head coach in Steelers franchise history.
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January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Now he can spend more time doing ops with the sound of freedom guy
Dilbert’s tie is canted up, so we can conclude fairly confidently that he did not get spit roasted by the president and vice president
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Dilbert’s tie is canted up, so we can conclude fairly confidently that he did not get spit roasted by the president and vice president
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Looking at the arsonist's twitter account right now. It's pretty much all baseball training clips and Bible verses. The most recent post lean towards apocalyptic passages
January 13, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Looking at the arsonist's twitter account right now. It's pretty much all baseball training clips and Bible verses. The most recent post lean towards apocalyptic passages
The most annoying person in your office is probably sad
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The most annoying person in your office is probably sad
This dude is weird. That wife looks weird. The whole thing is weird
There are 10 billion IVF treatment centers and doctors in the US and they are going to Norway? Doesn’t even make sense, what is happening here?
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This dude is weird. That wife looks weird. The whole thing is weird
My wife, the granddaughter of Noah Cross from Chinatown, is the funniest writer in America.
Which is why she also flamed out at the Times and ended up writing for our glorified blog
Which is why she also flamed out at the Times and ended up writing for our glorified blog
Comedy is dead if this is an example of the funniest writing in America
January 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
My wife, the granddaughter of Noah Cross from Chinatown, is the funniest writer in America.
Which is why she also flamed out at the Times and ended up writing for our glorified blog
Which is why she also flamed out at the Times and ended up writing for our glorified blog
It amazes me how much the media loves to gas up this Reed College graduate, small business tyrant whose path to victory was “not being Joe Kent” as if she understands that simple souls of every American yeoman farmer.
A class that really hasn’t existed for like 50 years.
A class that really hasn’t existed for like 50 years.
Congresswoman in question is Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, whose district's population is mainly part of the Portland metro, and is the same woman who's basically formed her entire congressional career around changing the Marine Mammal Protection Act to allow and facilitate the extermination of sea lions
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
It amazes me how much the media loves to gas up this Reed College graduate, small business tyrant whose path to victory was “not being Joe Kent” as if she understands that simple souls of every American yeoman farmer.
A class that really hasn’t existed for like 50 years.
A class that really hasn’t existed for like 50 years.
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i think even with all the atrocities of the fascists, nothing is more demotivating and nothing makes me want to disengage from politics more than being inundated with replies from people who do not know how to think about politics beyond “dems good and wanting more from them is bad”
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i think even with all the atrocities of the fascists, nothing is more demotivating and nothing makes me want to disengage from politics more than being inundated with replies from people who do not know how to think about politics beyond “dems good and wanting more from them is bad”