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Jordan
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Utahn. Temporarily retired podcaster. He/Him pronouns in bio
The purpose of a system is what it does
“I'm not saying these are glasses for creeps, but I can't help but feel like one while wearing them.”

Reader, they are for creeps.
I Can't Help Feeling Like a Creep Wearing Meta's New Gen 2 Glasses
Meta's new display-less smart glasses are quite good, but the vibes are off.
www.wired.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It was mean of the faculty to hold this person with a clear learning disability to the standards of other college students.

Wait, that’s not the issue? Oh… oh no…
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’ll be cold in the ground before I cheer for Utah State.
you have to root for the ag school against the flagship, those are the rules
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
For Cache Valley, that’s like waiting until you’re 35
utah state's punter has been married for 2 years
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I hate this Utah team
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Playing Knuck If You Buck mid-way through a bench clearing brawl in a rivalry game is why college football is the best sport on earth
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Nickleback
Blink 182
The Offspring
Weezer
Hozier
U2 at Red Rocks
INXS
Talking Heads
Spinal Tap at the Paramount Theater in Denver
Bruce Springsteen 2 consecutive nights during the “ Born in the USA” tour
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Yo La Tengo
Taylor Swift
Wilson Pickett
Gang of Four
Spice Girls
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Time for fighters, not for folders.
www.ksl.com/article/5141...
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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AOC on MTG retiring: "She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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the biggest misconception people have about church sex abuse is that it's a catholic problem. it's all churches. Yes, even the one you might go to. The same power dynamics and disregard for women and children exist at all churches.
Leaders of a Minnesota church community didn’t report a parishioner they knew had sexually abused girls for year.

They told his victims that once sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never speak of them again.

Truly chilling, from @jlussenhop.bsky.social & Andy Mannix
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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This is the lady who wrote Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" speech
I'm struck by this clip of former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz saying Holocaust education has backfired in part because people Palestinians as victims: "They think the lesson of the Holocaust is…you fight the big powerful people hurting the weak people."

www.reddit.com/r/JewsOfCons...
From the JewsOfConscience community on Reddit: Former Obama speechwriter Sarah Hurwitz speaking to the Jewish Federation and lamenting that young people are learning the wrong lessons from Holocaust e...
Explore this post and more from the JewsOfConscience community
www.reddit.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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might come in handy
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Everyone is downplaying that Mar-A-Lago is a vector in the Epstein pipeline so it’s good to point this out
“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 14d
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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FLOWCHART:

Is he “both parties are bad”-ing?
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Yes No
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Is he doing it from the left?
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Yes No
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Fuck him.
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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This is from March, but current in the sense that I am also feeling pretty overwhelmed by how fucking evil everything is right now. Too many predators doing too much predatory shit. defector.com/kingdom-of-t...
Kingdom Of The Biters | Defector
The summer after I got married, one of my bosses bit me on the arm. I had a lot of jobs that summer, and a lot of bosses; at the time, I was recreating the sort of interchangeable, poorly paid jobs I’...
defector.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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And you can do all this and more through the power of joining the democratic socialists of America act.dsausa.org/s/2784.PebCRO
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I still take issue with "it's not center vs. left, it's don't fight vs. fight," because there are several things the center can't wait to not fight on, such as transgender rights.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM