Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 5h

Remember to include a clear CTA (Call to Action) on your website

A new cover for the movie Let's Scare Jessica to Death. The title is what's important for the joke

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 6h

Benedict Cumberbatch and Anya Taylor-Joy: Fuckable mantises

2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 6h

Mike Johnson tearfully confessing to his son that he watched this

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

3

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 7h

Honestly shocked Eliza didn't appear but apparently she was out of the country at the time.

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 7h

Legit shocked that Jacob was from Ghost Island. Gun to my head I would have sworn he was a new era player

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 7h

If anyone's wondering, the Survivors appearing are: Yam-Yam (44), Katurah (45), Stephanie (48), Teeny (47), Brandon (45), Jacob (Ghost Island), Natalie (San Juan del Sur, Winners at War), a young woman I don't recognize, and Josh (San Juan del Sur)

2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 7h

This ad features Brandon, who I was legit worried would become the first Survivor to die of natural causes on the island

1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 7h

Directly targeting my most middle-aged nerdery

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7h

Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.

1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 8h

In JD Vance's defense, I think he just assumed any chat with Republican officials would include some minors

Julianne McShane @juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 9h

Sometimes this administration makes my job really easy.

Sometimes!*

Julianne McShane @juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 9h

NEW @motherjones.com: Nobody in that GOP group chat praising Hitler or making racist comments was a “kid,” as JD Vance claimed today

I tracked down their ages. (Weirdly, it seems nobody else did.)

Eight of the 11 in the group chat range from 24 to 35. Ages of others are unclear.

But… no “kids”!

1 1 1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 9h

I generally don't think actors can really effect a movie's earnings one way or another, especially now with the death of the movie star as a concept.

But I do think Jared Leto is an exception

2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 9h

Just a depraved collection of the biggest weirdos and losers you've ever met

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 9h

One 24-hr period

'I love Hitler': Leaked messages expose Young Republicans' racist chat₽
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor's office.

Border Patrol posts reel featuring Michael Jackson lyrics with antisemitic slur
Avery Lotz

1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 11h

Is he the first HHS head to have a portion of his brain eaten by parasites?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

Sunny Hostin to Cheryl Hines: "The problem is that your husband is the least qualified HHS head that we've had in history. I think that's very dangerous. He has spread a lot of misinformation, chaos, and confusion."

2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 12h

Have they tried casting literally any other actor

1 80

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 12h

I didn't know much about Bari Weiss until the Last Week Tonight piece.

Hoo boy. There's a mediocre person

1 3

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 12h

Has anybody checked on those etsy witches?

1 1 10

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 13h

hahaha fair fucking point

1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 13h

Thanks, that's it. I knew it was something weird.

It always felt like he was having a massive mental health crisis and she was...feeding it? profiting from it? I don't know

1 1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 13h

Sure is weird that so many people who attend a lot of conventions and never wear masks are chronically ill. Huh. Wonder what's going on there

2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 13h

I know a lot less about Peterson than I do about a lot of these chucklefucks (I listened to his BtB eps and watched the Some More News piece on him). Isn't there a weird thing with his daughter? Didn't she feed him bad meat or something?

Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 15h

Jordan Peterson critically ill with pneumonia, neuropathy, and sepsis

Jordan Peterson is sick, and suffering from "spiritual attacks" (and surely it's not the drugs, or long COVID, or a meat-only diet, or...)

boingboing.net

1 2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 13h

Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF

ALT: Yes Very Sad Anyway Loki Sad GIF

media.tenor.com

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 13h

This seems like rank hypocrisy until you remember conservatives don't hold beliefs

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

"But in the '00s Republicans were principled--!"

Shhh.

Shut up.

Shut your mouth.

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

Mildly curious if Aaron Sorkin ever reflects on the fact that he spent the '00s portraying the GOP as principled objectors to big government

1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

Who am I kidding, he sleeps like a baby on a huge pile of cocaine

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

Mildly curious if Aaron Sorkin ever reflects on the fact that he spent the '00s portraying the GOP as principled objectors to big government

1

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

Impossible to overstate how much Republicans hate this country and everyone who lives in it

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

2