The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
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Luigi is on trial for cold-blooded murder of a man who made millions working for an industry that commits green-blooded murder of innocent people for profit.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Luigi is on trial for cold-blooded murder of a man who made millions working for an industry that commits green-blooded murder of innocent people for profit.
Hey @svhpodcast.bsky.social I think this is how they managed to walk that way in the model books
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hey @svhpodcast.bsky.social I think this is how they managed to walk that way in the model books
Incredible line: "During the Biden presidency, it was shorthanded the “hug Bibi” strategy — the idea that smothering Mr. Netanyahu with unconditional support would give the U.S. leverage to influence his actions."
"If you believe a Palestinian child is equal in dignity and worth to an Israeli or American child, it is no longer possible to support this Israeli government while hiding behind platitudes about peace." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/01/o...
Opinion | This Is the Story of How the Democrats Blew It on Gaza
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Incredible line: "During the Biden presidency, it was shorthanded the “hug Bibi” strategy — the idea that smothering Mr. Netanyahu with unconditional support would give the U.S. leverage to influence his actions."
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Named my fists Fish and Chip because they're salty and smell weird
Named my fists Ben and Jerry cause they're headed right for your mouth and stomach
i named my fists Rodgers and Hammerstein cuz theyre always in my own little corner
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Named my fists Fish and Chip because they're salty and smell weird
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Yay! After a very long time I have published a short story!
And you can read it for free at Swords and Sorcery Magazine right now!!! The November issue is out and mine is one of four new stories available for your reading pleasure! Please have a look.
And you can read it for free at Swords and Sorcery Magazine right now!!! The November issue is out and mine is one of four new stories available for your reading pleasure! Please have a look.
Swords & Sorcery Magazine
swordsandsorcerymagazine.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yay! After a very long time I have published a short story!
And you can read it for free at Swords and Sorcery Magazine right now!!! The November issue is out and mine is one of four new stories available for your reading pleasure! Please have a look.
And you can read it for free at Swords and Sorcery Magazine right now!!! The November issue is out and mine is one of four new stories available for your reading pleasure! Please have a look.
Musk's lost the ability to shock me with his evil, but somehow his weirdly comprehensive stupidity keeps catching me off guard
Flawless logic, sir! Makes perfect sense that because video games are improving, we must live in a simulation!
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Musk's lost the ability to shock me with his evil, but somehow his weirdly comprehensive stupidity keeps catching me off guard
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@treadperilously.bsky.social's month of backdoor pilots concludes with an episode of MacGyver called “The Coltons.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Tread Perilously - ‘MacGyver: The Coltons’ - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
fanbasepress.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@treadperilously.bsky.social's month of backdoor pilots concludes with an episode of MacGyver called “The Coltons.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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This is as good as this stuff will ever be, this is the phase where we're all supposed to be getting hooked in to this disruptive new thing. Once the free money dries up and they have to turn a profit, it will inevitably get worse and worse
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This is as good as this stuff will ever be, this is the phase where we're all supposed to be getting hooked in to this disruptive new thing. Once the free money dries up and they have to turn a profit, it will inevitably get worse and worse
If I thought for a single second Hakeem Jeffries wanted to win elections and enact a center-left agenda I'd be so mad rn
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If I thought for a single second Hakeem Jeffries wanted to win elections and enact a center-left agenda I'd be so mad rn
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Strong floor, no ceiling is something you say about Wemby. Hakeem Jeffries wants to be on ESPN so bad
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling is something you say about Wemby. Hakeem Jeffries wants to be on ESPN so bad
Primary blue no matter who
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Primary blue no matter who
I like the things I like because I'm erudite and discerning. You like the things you like because you're uncultured swine
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I like the things I like because I'm erudite and discerning. You like the things you like because you're uncultured swine
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
He looks like a racist ghost
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He looks like a racist ghost
I love how s5 of the Shield, Kavanaugh is basically a noir protagonist trying to unravel 4 seasons worth of story
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love how s5 of the Shield, Kavanaugh is basically a noir protagonist trying to unravel 4 seasons worth of story
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Bodily autonomy & civil rights are not a fucking OPINION, however. That is not up for debate or to be negotiated. We know exactly who you are targeting here.
Which candidate yet has had the spine to tell right wing & even centrist DEMS that their bigoted OPINIONS do not dictate the laws or science?
Which candidate yet has had the spine to tell right wing & even centrist DEMS that their bigoted OPINIONS do not dictate the laws or science?
There is an extraordinary sense of entitlement behind the belief that there ought to be political party that aligns 100% with your own opinions.
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Bodily autonomy & civil rights are not a fucking OPINION, however. That is not up for debate or to be negotiated. We know exactly who you are targeting here.
Which candidate yet has had the spine to tell right wing & even centrist DEMS that their bigoted OPINIONS do not dictate the laws or science?
Which candidate yet has had the spine to tell right wing & even centrist DEMS that their bigoted OPINIONS do not dictate the laws or science?
"We need to get Winona Ryder to say 'dungeon master,'" says one Duffer to the other, "if we are ever to harvest the kundalini energy of an entire generation"
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"We need to get Winona Ryder to say 'dungeon master,'" says one Duffer to the other, "if we are ever to harvest the kundalini energy of an entire generation"
It's probably a good thing the save function didn't exist when that "hating on Ready Player One is ableist" skeet was making the rounds
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's probably a good thing the save function didn't exist when that "hating on Ready Player One is ableist" skeet was making the rounds
*acoustic guitar guy voice*
🎶Texting my wife about earwax/
i said i'm texting my wife about earwax🎶
🎶Texting my wife about earwax/
i said i'm texting my wife about earwax🎶
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
*acoustic guitar guy voice*
🎶Texting my wife about earwax/
i said i'm texting my wife about earwax🎶
🎶Texting my wife about earwax/
i said i'm texting my wife about earwax🎶
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@treadperilously.bsky.social's month of backdoor pilots concludes with an episode of MacGyver called “The Coltons.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Tread Perilously - ‘MacGyver: The Coltons’ - Fanbasepress
Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if
fanbasepress.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@treadperilously.bsky.social's month of backdoor pilots concludes with an episode of MacGyver called “The Coltons.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & Fanbase Press
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
The Shield does a ton of things right, but maybe my favorite is taking Dutch from an arrogant, selfish prick and making him a better person through his friendship with Claudette
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Shield does a ton of things right, but maybe my favorite is taking Dutch from an arrogant, selfish prick and making him a better person through his friendship with Claudette
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
Just to level set