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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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War criminal, coup beneficiary, and shitty painter George W. Bush shooting a thumbs up in front of the famous Mission Accomplished banner
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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A fan made this based on something I might or might not have said on the podcast
An image of Gavin Newsom with "DON'T JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT" in impact font
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Excerpt from BlankAnon, which I wrote in 2021
I laughed. “Seriously? Who’s their savior? A guy who bragged in an interview about barging into a dressing room to ogle naked teenagers. A guy who hung out with one of the most famous pedophiles ever.” “Teenagers…that’s ephebophilia, not pedophilia.” “How the fuck do you know that and not know who Kronos is? Anyway, not the point. The point is that if they’re so mad about sex trafficking, they sure did pick someone who should have ‘Most Likely to Sex Traffic’ under his high school senior picture.” “Your country rewards that? I grew up hearing about the decadent west, but this—”
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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"The president only went to Epstein's house to get directions on how to stay away."
Professional liar Karoline Leavitt
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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one of the notebooks from David Fincher's Se7en (1995)
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Probably not a great sign that the Galactic Senate is a more functional body than ours
Queen Amidala in her makeup calling for a vote of no confidence
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Drop something BLUE 👖 💙 🦋
A still from Arrested Development where Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) stares at Tobias Bluth, who just blue himself
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Columbo
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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It's the get you to bed grandma meme with no text. A younger women helping a senior woman on her walker
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Lucy Lawless is really pretty
It's the Norman Rockwell standing guy who looks a little like Abe Lincoln dressed as a factory worker from 1948
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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We used to have proper movies
Still from Gymkata (1985) while the main character uses a village well/pommel horse to unleash his spectacular blend of gymnastics and karate
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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You can see Plimpton literally doing Ed Wood Lugosi stuff
Still from Ed Wood (1994) where Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi wrestles with an octopus dummy by grabbling its tentacles and pretending they're alive
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Krusty talking to his frustrated accountant. He's complaining about the performance of the Generals against the Harlem Globetrotters
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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*heavy sigh*
Skeet from yours truly: "Super cool how the dead internet theory went from a conspiracy theory to the stated goal of the tech sector"
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Bennings from The Thing (1982). He's got creepy monster alien hands.
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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This is the famous Garfield strip that strongly implies Jon Arbuckle drank a mug of dog cum
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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[watching The Simpsons]
THE KID: Homer sure likes his root beer
ME:
It's the monkey puppet side eye meme
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Remember to include a clear CTA (Call to Action) on your website
A new cover for the movie Let's Scare Jessica to Death. The title is what's important for the joke
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Freeway sign for Interstate 5
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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DC Artist (musing): How can I tell the entire continent of Australia to fuck itself
Captain Boomerang. Let's see... he kind of looks like if an artist couldn't decide on how to be racist to Australians. He's wearing a dressing gown with boomerangs, tights, and a flight attendant's hat. His hair looks like Banshee's from the early '80s.
October 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Definition of the word anhedonia (noun) a psychological condition characterized by an inability to experience pleasure in normally pleasurable acts
October 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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dril tweet: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up" at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
October 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Dan Aykroyd in the classic SNL sketch, holding the childrens' toy Bag O'Glass
October 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Box with a toilet. Caption: "I look & sound like a grown-up toilet"
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaucescu giving his final speech
September 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM