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Today is Thanksgiving and it has been a rough year. For those who don’t know I lost my job a few months ago, and I have been living on what is left of my retirement since then, as the job market is ro...
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Happy Thanksgiving, It's a rough year but I am still Thankful
Finally, it makes sense that he's like: "Where is the president, I'd like to give him a piece of my mind."
Biden: So, folks, that's my message to all of us today, to all who love our country, to all of us are dismayed by the present state of the union: it's time to get up, get up and fight back. Get up. Continue to fight. What's the fight all about? Protecting the constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Finally, it makes sense that he's like: "Where is the president, I'd like to give him a piece of my mind."
Got bodied by Carpenter so bad they gave Sweeny the ick.
Lmaooo when your movies bomb and you see the support Sabrina Carpenter got for telling the WH to fuck off
Sydney Sweeney Shares Emotional Response to Controversial American Eagle Jeans Ad: 'I'm Against Hate' (Exclusive)
Sydney Sweeney addressed her controversial American Eagle denim campaign, which featured the slogan "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans," in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. See her response.
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December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got bodied by Carpenter so bad they gave Sweeny the ick.
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Der Nikolaus hat Pommes gebracht 🎅🏼🍟
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Der Nikolaus hat Pommes gebracht 🎅🏼🍟
I need to do a writeup on this but a remarkable thing about this political cycle has been the unwillingness of liberals to play along with conservative moral outrage, which has been so affective at combatting their more bad faith outbursts.
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I need to do a writeup on this but a remarkable thing about this political cycle has been the unwillingness of liberals to play along with conservative moral outrage, which has been so affective at combatting their more bad faith outbursts.
Happy Feast of St. Nicholas, patron saint of prostitutes, may he slap your depression in front of a ton of bishops for lying to you about how great you are.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Feast of St. Nicholas, patron saint of prostitutes, may he slap your depression in front of a ton of bishops for lying to you about how great you are.
St. Nicholas came and brought the kids candies and sausages for their shoes, and the kids are delighted by us starting traditions from our Dutch side.
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
St. Nicholas came and brought the kids candies and sausages for their shoes, and the kids are delighted by us starting traditions from our Dutch side.
... You guys remember when we weren't governed by children who get into internet arguments?
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
... You guys remember when we weren't governed by children who get into internet arguments?
So... what's the over/under on if Trump genuinely thinks he just got the Nobel Peace Prize instead of a Swedish knockoff, because his brain is soup?
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
So... what's the over/under on if Trump genuinely thinks he just got the Nobel Peace Prize instead of a Swedish knockoff, because his brain is soup?
You know this is the one thing that he did that might eventually turn out well. Like small cars are cheaper, more fuel efficient, more eco-friendly, and take up less space.
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You know this is the one thing that he did that might eventually turn out well. Like small cars are cheaper, more fuel efficient, more eco-friendly, and take up less space.
Ok, I need someone who knows about medicine explain to me how this isn’t just dialysis, because it looks like he on dialysis:
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ok, I need someone who knows about medicine explain to me how this isn’t just dialysis, because it looks like he on dialysis:
All of that setup to get to a response that would get you laughed out of a Phil 101 class, lmao
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All of that setup to get to a response that would get you laughed out of a Phil 101 class, lmao
This should be a crime. Like a real bad one.
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This should be a crime. Like a real bad one.
Man things are going so bad that I barely WANT to do a War On Christmas this year…
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Man things are going so bad that I barely WANT to do a War On Christmas this year…
Either are a war crime
NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.
"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"
Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."
1/
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Either are a war crime
…. I should call her….
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
…. I should call her….
I genuinely hate this shit. Got a title promising blood and it’s just “Hey Trump is being a hypocrite again and nobody cares!” Just leftwing rage bait.
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I genuinely hate this shit. Got a title promising blood and it’s just “Hey Trump is being a hypocrite again and nobody cares!” Just leftwing rage bait.
Presidents today demanding participation trophies. Sad.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Presidents today demanding participation trophies. Sad.
The best part is, if her writing tells us anything that speech is gonna suck shit. Just an unbroken ramble of stilted prose about how Jesus said we should throw gay people into woodchippers
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The best part is, if her writing tells us anything that speech is gonna suck shit. Just an unbroken ramble of stilted prose about how Jesus said we should throw gay people into woodchippers
She said:
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
She said:
Aw, they made him a special big boy award.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Aw, they made him a special big boy award.
So apparently the Jan 6 pipe bomber was a massive Trump Supporter who believe the Big Lie. Also, water is wet and snow is cold.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So apparently the Jan 6 pipe bomber was a massive Trump Supporter who believe the Big Lie. Also, water is wet and snow is cold.
Saw this over an hour ago and I am still fucking floored. Just the blasé way he talks about ending another human life. Genuinely monstrous. Inhuman. Genuine fucking psychopath.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Saw this over an hour ago and I am still fucking floored. Just the blasé way he talks about ending another human life. Genuinely monstrous. Inhuman. Genuine fucking psychopath.
I see a lot of calls for guillotines, and I think such rhetoric needs to stop, it's totally inappropriate. This is the 21st century.
Firing Squads are far faster to set up, and can handle volume if necessary.
Firing Squads are far faster to set up, and can handle volume if necessary.
I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I see a lot of calls for guillotines, and I think such rhetoric needs to stop, it's totally inappropriate. This is the 21st century.
Firing Squads are far faster to set up, and can handle volume if necessary.
Firing Squads are far faster to set up, and can handle volume if necessary.
Just got back from my kids play and the kids tried their best but… fuck dude. The adults in the room failed them on every level. Absolute shit show even by kids play standards.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just got back from my kids play and the kids tried their best but… fuck dude. The adults in the room failed them on every level. Absolute shit show even by kids play standards.