Turkey time and Old Lace
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Blessed be the maker and his water.
#butlerianjihadnow
He/Them
Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya
Blessed be the maker and his water.
#butlerianjihadnow
He/Them
Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya
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Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
0 flavor turkey
Finally, a useful phrase!
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Finally, a useful phrase!
Would it surprise you to learn that her husband is a managing principal of Crescent Heights, a real estate development company specializing in the development, ownership, and operation of residential and mixed-use real estate projects in the United States?
Menin, who represents the Upper East Side, said she had the support of at least 34 current and incoming City Council members, more than the 26 votes needed to become the Council’s speaker, considered the second most powerful job in city government.
A Moderate From Manhattan Claims Enough Support to Lead City Council
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Would it surprise you to learn that her husband is a managing principal of Crescent Heights, a real estate development company specializing in the development, ownership, and operation of residential and mixed-use real estate projects in the United States?
Introduce yourself with 4 robots
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 robots
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wait that’s literally ghost turnip
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Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.)
RTs appreciated.
RTs appreciated.
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let’s be vampires with mama
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
let’s be vampires with mama
Genuine nightmare blunt rotation
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Genuine nightmare blunt rotation
Touched grass today met a fella.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Touched grass today met a fella.
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Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
Give the little man all the Döner and no one gets hurt
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Give the little man all the Döner and no one gets hurt
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I'm going to be selfish for a minute, and say that my life personally is so much better, and so much grander, and so very beautiful, because trans people are in it. Fascists can fuck off, trans people aren't going anywhere.
happy trans day of remembrance. you all deserve so much more than this 🏳️⚧️
happy trans day of remembrance. you all deserve so much more than this 🏳️⚧️
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm going to be selfish for a minute, and say that my life personally is so much better, and so much grander, and so very beautiful, because trans people are in it. Fascists can fuck off, trans people aren't going anywhere.
happy trans day of remembrance. you all deserve so much more than this 🏳️⚧️
happy trans day of remembrance. you all deserve so much more than this 🏳️⚧️
Hands down the stupidest fucking government in history
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Hands down the stupidest fucking government in history
Can we stop listing him as a democrat and start listing him as a former nazi tattoo having nepo baby?
ICYMI: In interviews Platner has been open about his post-combat struggles. Now he’s talking about it more frequently at his heavily attended town halls. It seems to be making his campaign more resilient, his supporters more devoted.
Listen 🎧📻
Listen 🎧📻
Graham Platner is sharing more about post-combat struggles. Has it made his campaign more resilient?
Deleted Reddit posts and tattoo controversies blunted the Democrat's U.S. Senate candidate's surge of early momentum. Now the oyster farmer and military veteran is talking more about his battle with…
www.mainepublic.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Can we stop listing him as a democrat and start listing him as a former nazi tattoo having nepo baby?
Hey cute cross stitch, but I'm still going to do cocaine in your bathroom
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey cute cross stitch, but I'm still going to do cocaine in your bathroom
I guess I would be more nervous if he was telling the truth
Trump: "We have more jobs -- it was just announced -- right now than in the history of our country."
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I guess I would be more nervous if he was telling the truth
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Raw animal sexuality
2. The air of capricious youth tempered with wisdom
3. Yelling at dumb nerds.
1. Raw animal sexuality
2. The air of capricious youth tempered with wisdom
3. Yelling at dumb nerds.
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. a beautiful heart
2. a capacious mind
3. Steinberger
1. a beautiful heart
2. a capacious mind
3. Steinberger
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. posting incredibly well
2. drinking beer
3. upholding strong conservative christian values
1. posting incredibly well
2. drinking beer
3. upholding strong conservative christian values
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1. Raw animal sexuality
2. The air of capricious youth tempered with wisdom
3. Yelling at dumb nerds.
1. Raw animal sexuality
2. The air of capricious youth tempered with wisdom
3. Yelling at dumb nerds.
Oh my god. Someone is opening a package on the podcast I am listening to for like a full 8 minutes. Ffs. Mute yourself. Jfc
November 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oh my god. Someone is opening a package on the podcast I am listening to for like a full 8 minutes. Ffs. Mute yourself. Jfc
Love seeing all the homies on this thread punting this centrist idea into the bin.
ICE should be cracking down on the cartels, not our communities.
ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners.
ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.
ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners.
ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Love seeing all the homies on this thread punting this centrist idea into the bin.
Okay. Can do.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Okay. Can do.
Hey does anybody know if there's a way to unlearn to read
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hey does anybody know if there's a way to unlearn to read
A tent so big it encompasses morally repugnant people when convienient, a tent so bereft of principals its like they dont have any at all.
Jfc.
Jfc.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A tent so big it encompasses morally repugnant people when convienient, a tent so bereft of principals its like they dont have any at all.
Jfc.
Jfc.
Transphobic lib? More likely than you think. Ask them what rights they were willing to give up and its the same shit as the red cowards.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Transphobic lib? More likely than you think. Ask them what rights they were willing to give up and its the same shit as the red cowards.
I wonder how the countries that the UK colonized feel about illegal migration at gunpoint, which was always Britain's favorite.
Illegal migration is ‘tearing our country apart’ and system is broken, says Shabana Mahmood – UK politics live
Illegal migration is ‘tearing our country apart’ and system is broken, says Shabana Mahmood – UK politics live
Home secretary says it is ‘moral mission’ for her to tackle asylum system
Ukrainians are in the UK on a “bespoke scheme”, Mahmood says, and it is on a temporary basis.
If Ukraine becomes a safe country again and the conflict ends, “the principle of the new reforms are that if your country becomes safe then you will return,” she says. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I wonder how the countries that the UK colonized feel about illegal migration at gunpoint, which was always Britain's favorite.