sarah
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I want a girl with a strong floor and
noooooo ceiling
noooooo ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I want a girl with a strong floor and
noooooo ceiling
noooooo ceiling
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
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white house is doing
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
white house is doing
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally
was talking to a young woman about the “6 7” phenomenon and she said “yeah, I say it. but only ironically. everyone else is saying it ironically too, but in a different way than me” folks, she’s a born poster
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
was talking to a young woman about the “6 7” phenomenon and she said “yeah, I say it. but only ironically. everyone else is saying it ironically too, but in a different way than me” folks, she’s a born poster
*reading literally any piece of information about Texas A&M* hook ‘em, I guess
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*reading literally any piece of information about Texas A&M* hook ‘em, I guess
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The Christkindlmarkt thing is so funny top to bottom. America so starved for vibrant public spaces and events that this winter craft fair gets Disneyland-level regional demand, and this is seen as a problem to be solved with cops and security
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Christkindlmarkt thing is so funny top to bottom. America so starved for vibrant public spaces and events that this winter craft fair gets Disneyland-level regional demand, and this is seen as a problem to be solved with cops and security
extreme “charlie brown had hoes” moment
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
extreme “charlie brown had hoes” moment
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we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
driving up to milwaukee and going out with my husband’s high school friends tonight. this may be my last post ever
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
driving up to milwaukee and going out with my husband’s high school friends tonight. this may be my last post ever
wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wait that’s literally ghost turnip
I call him drowsy donald. tired trump. honk shoo hitler. the man’s old and needs rest!
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I call him drowsy donald. tired trump. honk shoo hitler. the man’s old and needs rest!
eating a stroopwafel is literally the only pleasure I ever experience on a flight, so it makes sense that they want to eliminate that entirely
US transportation chief wants healthier snacks on flights reut.rs/48qXbjY
US transportation chief wants healthier snacks on flights
U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy wants airlines to ditch salty pretzels and calorie-laden cookies in favor of on-board healthier options.
reut.rs
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
eating a stroopwafel is literally the only pleasure I ever experience on a flight, so it makes sense that they want to eliminate that entirely
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it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it's happening dot gif
just found out how old theo von is
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
just found out how old theo von is
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
is this a good outfit for biking to Olive Garden
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
is this a good outfit for biking to Olive Garden
*guy driving a huge fucking car* ok, hmmm. a painted bike lane. I have four wheels, which is more than two, and is therefore better. so I can park here
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
*guy driving a huge fucking car* ok, hmmm. a painted bike lane. I have four wheels, which is more than two, and is therefore better. so I can park here
