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I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes

www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken
they’re making a list
checking it twice
gonna find out if ur naughty or nice
domestic terrorist charges are coming
to town
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
from the farnére fragrance collection: eau de chex mix
December 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
remember to drink and drive responsibly
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
cutting interest rates…it’s what plants crave
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
there’s an ad on YouTube right now (for a certain country) where some guy I’ve never heard of says “one of the most sacred things [muslims] do is stab a christian in the heart”
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
one thing about me around the holidays you gotta understand is im drinking egg nog
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
this picture sums up the type of bald I am perfectly
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
[to the tune of Oh Comely] ooooOOooOoOo chuuuuuudleerrrrrr
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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He is survived by his wife and 113 children.
phillip rivers rolls out to the right aaaaaand he’s dead
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
phillip rivers rolls out to the right aaaaaand he’s dead
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what’s crazy about seeing lebron get older is realizing that in his prime he could jump like 20 feet in the air it‘s really putting his athleticism into perspective
Holy Hell LeBron
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
missouri boner
if this isn’t a sign of our bleak times, idk what else to say
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
gatekeeping hunger like “u ain’t a real tummy rumbler if u ate a cracker last week”
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lmao this one’s a banger 💯 do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Indeed emails be like “we found an open position at Slavery for you”
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
who the fuck names their child “dillo“
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
you’ve been found guilty of lacking whimsy, player. you’re going to the funny farm
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
neo nazis in arkansas? say it ain’t so
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
eagles fans, welcome to hell
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
not getting a stop on 3rd & 16 is fucking criminal there
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
hit the treadmill today and when I was done I was making a noise that I can only describe as “imminent death”
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
so close
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
which basically just won me my fantasy week shoutout jalen hurts man
….does this go down as both an interception and a fumble for Hurts
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM