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sarah
@sablaah.bsky.social
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hi! welcome to my microblog page. take a look around! 🏄‍♀️
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we also got a Christmas tree today and he’s been busy sticking his entire head into it
my beautiful brown dog Kermit with his head plunged into a Fraser fir
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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he’s supervising
My beautiful brown dog Kermit standing up to look over the windowsill at my husband as he shovels the snow My beautiful brown dog Kermit standing up to look over the windowsill at my husband as he shovels the snow, but this time the window is cracked and he’s got his snout sticking out the crack
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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glögg time
me in a grey turtleneck holding a glass mug of glögg
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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TIRED: mad that the octopus brooch in the New Yorker gift guide costs more than $1K
WIRED: mad that they’re calling an octopus a “crustacean”
A screengrab of the New Yorker’s gift guide on Instagram, featuring a picture of an octopus brooch with the copy: “Crustacean Decoration Octopus-motif brooch $1,077”
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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it’s His day
Homer Simpson in his Mr. Plow jacket
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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ok damn lol
our friend’s backyard (in the northern suburbs of Milwaukee) covered in snow
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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extreme “charlie brown had hoes” moment
An Instagram reel reading: “I was today years old when I heard midlife women are called Queenagers and now I refuse to call us anything else!” The image is two blonde women dancing on a rock in front of a lake
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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happy football day
a tweet from my now-defunct twitter, @sablaah: my 92-year-old grandma just remarked upon hearing that john madden passed at age 85, "that's a good age to die." 6:34 PM • Dec 28, 2021
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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starting the night with a brandy alexander
a big ol milkshake in a dimly lit bar
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
a bluesky post from Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland Featured in the post is a photo of said ghost turnip, an unsettling turnip with black eyes and a mouth with small teeth.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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just found out how old theo von is
the main guy in Conclave looking existentially pained
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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ding ding ding
a .5 selfie of me on a divvy
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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is this a good outfit for biking to Olive Garden
a mirror selfie of me wearing all brown
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Ariana Grande looking hungrily at Pete Davidson, licking a lollipop Trump grinning at Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Garfield walking with a big bowl of popcorn
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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when the bar has free snacks >>>
a biiiig bucket of tetra chiclid flakes sitting on a bar
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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had my two best college friends over for brunch 🥰
A top-down photo of kale and apple salad, a lox spread, a bowl of grapes and strawberries, and deviled eggs on a wood table with a green and white runner and green placemats. Vases full of fall flowers are interspersed. A top-down photo of a plate with (clockwise) two bagel halves, salad, a deviled egg, and fruit.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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“I used chatGPT to make my grocery list–“ ok this is what you look like to me now
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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screen of James Kennedy’s iconic “it’s not about the pasta” scene from Vanderpump Rules
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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“What’s in the box?” scene from Se7en
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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it’s the beautiful brown dog’s 7th(ish) birthday today. behold: kermit
my beautiful brown dog kermit today, sitting in a lawn covered in red leaves my beautiful brown dog Kermit sleeping with his tounge out my beautiful brown dog Kermit on the beach my beautiful brown dog Kermit lying on the couch wearing my Avondale Bowl baseball cap
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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got this hat for $5 today
selfie of me wearing a witch hat and an all black outfit, plus an oxblood leather trench coat
October 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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your brand's promotional email headline "no tricks, just treats?" groundbreaking.
the iconic devil wears prada "florals for spring? groundbreaking" moment
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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woke up this morning and noticed I’d reinstalled the TouchTunes app the night before
“Lord forgive me but it’s time to go back to tha old me” Bugs Bunny meme
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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stumbled upon my father absolutely dadmaxxing. incredible sight.
my dad in a red hoodie and black shorts standing up with his arms crossed, watching *four* screens on the TV
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM