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Coffee Porter Jr.
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“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver)

header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I know that’s right
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
that’ll do it
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
CWRS “Is This Gender” Studies class just plays out like this
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
trying to suppress symptoms with tylenol, herbal tea, and farm bill THC bullshit seltzer
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I mean I got it so I could riff on it
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“mac and cheese isn’t a good side”
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
tfw wom wednesday
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
we are going to win
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
me last year about the “fire mike tomlin” guy
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
rock n roll mcdoooonalds, rock n roll mcdoooonalds
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[putting in pinned thread for reference purposes] it’s Magritte’s “The Lovers” as drawn by Alison Bechdel, picked out of anything Bechdel’s drawn because it doubles as a Punch Brothers reference (their album “The Phosphorescent Blues” also uses “The Lovers” for its cover image)
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
rodgler’s last chicago game
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
OMAR KHAN:
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM