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Igneous Sigil

@igneoussigil.bsky.social

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Alone, we can do so little, together, we can do so much - so let's kick at the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight She/her, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈, sleepy elder millennial malcontent

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Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 8h

I WILL make the Handwich happen.

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 8h

We're bringing back old foods and drinks! Surge! Crystal Pepsi! The cereal with the squirrel on the box! Rax franchises! The *real* Snapple Rain, in aluminum bottles! Mother's brand chocolate chip cookies! Snackwells Devils Food Coffee Cakes! Chun King Mini Egg rolls.

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 8h

I'm going to open a restaurant!!!

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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Bala, Taby's #1 Bride 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 :3 🔵 @baladesilver.solo-game.dev · 10h

I stole this rather proudly.

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 8h

I almost said Shrub but I do not want that bweet read in court by a humorless lawyer.

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 8h

Real

But also Nixon is a confirmed puppygirl, we need to update our targets.

I'm going to forcefem Ronald Reagan.

piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 11h

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AlwaysThinkAboutArcane @thinkarcane.bsky.social · 3d

🔫#caitlyn #arcane

The idea by @1maginatif.bsky.social (@1maginatif on Twitter)

reference
https://x.com/insaneposes/status/1972235583906054291

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

But it is late, so ...

A black and white shot of a skeleton mannequin in a cave, and the subtitle of it saying "I sleep now."

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

YES

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

HOLY SHIT WHAT A MOVIE

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 10h

SURPRISE DOUBLE FEATURE with LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA!

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you to @jazzelves.bsky.social for making me aware of this movie!

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

Awww, Mutant, noooo!

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

MUTANT SMASH SKELETON!

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

Wait Animala is 12.5% cat, but Betty is 100% human, my math is wrong.

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

"HOW CAN YOU STRANGLE THAT WHICH DOES NOT BREATHE?"

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

12.5% Catfight!

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

The seduction of a mutant led astray

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

Awwwww, "that's my little meteorite"

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

"If I wanted to have a safe life, I wouldn't have married a man who studies rocks."

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

HE IS RISEN

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

THE SKELETON WALKS

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

Maybe a family can be a scientist, his wife, their mutant, and their part-kitten.

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

"Part woman, part four different forest animals"

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

"To explain the situation, you must start from scratch"

Igneous Sigil @igneoussigil.bsky.social · 9h

They said the mutant didn't have hands. I guess it mutated.