Eli Omen
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eliomen.bsky.social
This skeet is part of my series called "how to shed followers and end up on block lists."
eliomen.bsky.social
Is there pineapple on it? Deep dish pineapple please.
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swiftonsecurity.com
Your time is mostly spent on worthless things.

What I say is: You should spend time on stupid things, because there is the possibility of worth in that.

It takes a fool to venture somewhere different.

The point is, they walked all the fucking way there.
eliomen.bsky.social
A thing I like about ads on other platforms (physical magazines, newspapers, tv) is they indicate the demographic they are catering to and are trying to attract. As well as give me insights into current consumerist trends.
eliomen.bsky.social
My adware blockers are largely for security reasons, then for site readability reasons, and then due privacy reasons.

But I really don't mind advertisements, and would love to read ads from sites that don't have the above problems.
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sarahclark.bsky.social
if you want to support a nanticoke who makes little magazines this indigenous peoples day, here are the little magazines i make

www.ANMLY.org — intl art & lit that's never boring
www.beestungmag.com — non-binary, two-spirit, & genderqueer writing
www.ALOCASIA.org — a journal of queer planty writing
eliomen.bsky.social
What percentage of 3.5 disks that you receive are unreadable, roughly?
eliomen.bsky.social
Other than my own phone number, the only other phone number I have memorized is from pre cell phone times.

202-456-1414 - white house switchboard. Sadly a human no longer answers last time I checked.
rincewind.run
the funniest thing about this is that those of us who grew up in the divide all have a bunch of pre-cell phone numbers memorized and almost none afterwards

I know the home phone numbers of two of my childhood best friends from thirty years ago and none of the cell numbers of my college friends
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
eliomen.bsky.social
His brutality embodied the spirit of America though...
eliomen.bsky.social
You'd think they'd learn that when politicians promise accountability for police misconduct that the promise is an empty one.

(Sometimes perhaps they mean they'll do that, but when they get into office they are... Convinced otherwise)
eliomen.bsky.social
When I'm accidently on the 'discover' tab... That's on me.
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ianboudreau.com
Pretty sure I say this every Columbus Day, but getting hauled back to Spain for excessive brutality in 1500, just as the Inquisition was really getting fired up, is some genuinely Evil Guys Hall of Infamy material
eliomen.bsky.social
In my community college photography program there was a Photoshop class.

They showed us how to add watermarks to our images, and my teacher was not amused as I removed watermarks.
eliomen.bsky.social
Disclaimer: I'm not qualified to give such an answer (not a lawyer), but I do pay attention to these issues.

That being said, I see actual lawyers on social media give objectively shitty and dubious legal opinions (often in legal areas outside the focus of their practice).
eliomen.bsky.social
They often seem totally incapable, yes.
eliomen.bsky.social
I think police should pull over vehicles that don't have license plates.

Even if the vehicles are filled with armed masked people.

Does that make me antifa?
eliomen.bsky.social
Probably not financially responsible because of expansive qualified immunity. Ideally local prosecutors would find them criminally liable, but it's difficult to imagine that.
eliomen.bsky.social
It gets worse: "Best Beer also threatened legal action against one judge who wrote an open letter criticizing the use of AI in beer tasting and judging, according to multiple judges and text messages reviewed by 404 Media."

Wish the article would have discussed that threat more.
eliomen.bsky.social
I should not be more aware of what the federal government does and what the president says than the Speaker of the House.
atrupar.com
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
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mekka.mekka-tech.com
If you were falsely accused of murder, and knew that you could prove your innocence in court, but were held in a violent and dangerous county jail in Georgia indefinitely...

You would maintain your innocence, but after 7 to 10 years, you would take a plea deal anyway, just to go home and be free.
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mekka.mekka-tech.com
What I don't understand is the centrist Dem position:
It's horror when ICE does it to brown people but necessary when cops do it to Black people. We can't defund the cops, but we must defund ICE. We need 90%+ of Black men to vote to end this brutality for others, but to worsen it for themselves.
🙂🙃
eliomen.bsky.social
"... It's funny. But it also might be a federal offense."
bsky.realhackhistory.org
Penn Jilette with an "airport prank" from PC/Computing magazine from back in January of 1991.
This Joke Could Send You to Prison

HERE'S AN IDEA: Write a program that replies onscreen "Except that one" after any keystroke following the "Press any key" prompt. Nice little joke, right? It's not mean-spirited and nobody gets hurt. Great. If your idea of comedy is not hurting anyone, stop reading now. If your idea of comedy is doing damage to yourself and others, I've got another idea for you.
I fly a lot. It's my job. I also bring a laptop. Computers are the only thing I've ever really loved that I haven't tried to destroy. (Maybe I'm sharing too much for a computer magazine. I don't know.)
You fly. You take a computer. So you know what I mean: Part of flying with a computer is hateful and miserable.
The problem is security. I guess if you fly out of some Hooterville airport, they just let you walk through with a few pounds of hardware over your shoulder, whistling the theme from "The Andy Griffith Show." But all the real airports