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A turkey named Frederick M
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I research gay things for fun and not-gay things for work || Chicago || 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him
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At any given moment my moods are either 1) nervous looking pangolin or 2) “What are you waiting for, huh?” from I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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Reminder that in high school, Tucker Carlson listed himself as a member of the "Dan White Society," named after the man who shot and killed Harvey Milk, the first openly gay elected official.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A new Hone Alone movie where Kevin is now a TikTok fun renovation home guy whose house is filled with trap doors and weird things anyways
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The wildest thing in Stranger Things is how none of the kids get hoisted by their own petards.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Oh nothing. Just a major conservative activist, former staffer for Chuck Grassley and a former clerk for Justice Neil Gorsuch calling me a "retarded pussy." Fun stuff on X, the everything site.
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The commander overseeing the operation, Adm. Frank M. “Mitch” Bradley, told people on the conference call that the survivors were still legitimate targets because they could theoretically call other traffickers to retrieve them and their cargo. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Puka introduced me to the world of dog fighting and death metal. Puka didn’t introduce me to cocaine, though. No, I found that just fine on my own.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Post something random or your swamp becomes mine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I'm Alex Steed.

- I love being a photographer
- I've made zines for nearly 30 years
- I co-created and co-host You Are Good: A Feelings Podcast About Movies and The OC, Again. This is my job.
- I am a manager for artists and folks in entertainment.
- I am a live event producer.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Had a really pleasant low-key day
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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What’s left of this man’s brain is just a Rube Goldberg machine of racism
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.

REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?

TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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also now I'm thinking of Meat Glue
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Mamma Mia!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I see your reasoning but Thanksgiving was always too low-key to be thee Italian holiday in my family. Christmas, on the other hand, that’s the real time when Italians go wild and feast.
If Italians were real, this would be their holiday
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I slept for 11 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Fucking LOSING IT
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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But now he sees her capitalizing off of cuckolding him and he is releasing it now to reassert his dominance over her.

They are both irredeemable pieces of shit.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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More people should make memes based on their dreams.
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Cuck Everlasting
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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My first thought was "lil bro thinks he's prestige TV writer" and my second thought was oh god he wants to sell the tv rights to this.
i’m so angry that we’re apparently going to be getting even what... three more of these? i can’t take this. it’s sickening bsky.app/profile/oliv...
this fuckin guy ...dropping allegations of journalistic malpractice and source betrayal in separate piece meal events like it’s delicious media gossip and then writing, “we haven’t reached the halfway point, and I haven’t yet described the most bizarre, consequential, and newsworthy events”
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I found the rules to the Monopoly Drinking Game my friend and I came up with in college. Should I post them?
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM