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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · Oct 17

“Ah, yes, I see now; something is definitely wrong with your jaw.”

Old illustration showing the mechanism for doctor’s headlamp and how it reflects an external light source to allow them to look into the patient’s throat. In the drawing, the patient’s side of the face is removed for purpose of illustrating the light’s path, but it looks like his jaw is falling off.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 2h

when i lived in houston we lost power with every single moderate-sized thunderstorm; we have not lost a power a single time since moving here (probably because the power lines in our neighborhood are buried)

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 2h

i need you to know what i moved to the windiest city in the world and after reading this i thought “huh, it hasn’t felt as windy as it was the last few days” then i went and checked and it says the wind gusts are only 37 mph tonight

Wellington
58°
Feels Like: 47°
H:61° L:55°
Rainy conditions expected around 11AM. Wind gusts up to 37 mph are making the temperature feel like
47°.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Feb 23

TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?

REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Nov 26

chris @garflyf
Haha, I just cornered Jackie Chan on some scaffolding. I'm about to kick
his ass.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · Dec 16

Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 6h

it’s nice to know that no matter where you are in the world, different hospitals still can’t agree on whether echocardiograms go under Radiology → Ultrasounds or if they go under Cardiology → Studies

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 7h

computer, write goldfinger laser scene but with rick and morty … heh heh heh … computer, do austin powers steamroller scene but make it with rick and morty… no make rick drive the steamroller … hahahaha … computer, do, uh, make die hard but make it rick and morty … fuck that’s so good … computer, m-

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 7h

old boss from brazzaville teenager short film looking disgusted

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 7h

if they even watch MTV, that is

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 7h

ask them if they know what MTV originally stood for

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 7h

i sent the link to a friend and the preview text gave it away:

Today 4:17 PM
Locum Tenens Jobs in Rotorua |
Global Medical Staffing

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

anyone who puts Al Pacino in their movie and then does this to him deserves accolades for bravery alone:

al pacino in dick tracy with goofy looking prosthetic nose and cleft chin and a terrible, combed over haircut

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

as far as i’m aware he only recorded two DVD commentary tracks. one was for Dark City and the other was for … Citizen Kane

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

underrated shirley bassey number as well

😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

it is

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 10h

can’t answer that question but i can say how much i miss my similar setup:

9” combination crt television/vcr set showing letterboxed version of Moonraker during the space fight scene

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

see also:

roger ebert four star review of dick tracy

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11h

Nephrology position available in north island of new zealand

gmedical.com/job/job-3112...

Global Medical Staffing

gmedical.com

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 12h

folks,

fox news screenshot with chyron reading iran’s sex-change tourism, terror state offers cheaper trans surgeries

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 18h

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🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · Dec 24

I’m being told my most sensual aunt has received a new cooter

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

what are you even supposed to do in the face of this kind of evil?

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Lynn Becker @cmgiulini.bsky.social · 1d

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him

Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

www.miamiherald.com

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

this can’t be good for the soul or whatever brain fold is responsible for making sure the rest of you doesn’t crack

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

i know we (rightly) look down upon the people who purposefully don’t keep up with the news so they can remain blissfully ignorant, but fuck, man, every other item on my timeline is the worst fucking thing i’ve ever seen until i scroll down and read the next even more awful thing

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😱🩸Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🎃🔪 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 1d

alright one more

new zealand tourism advertisement with 100% pure new zealand banner over a picture of moss on the ground with caption “we also have moss”

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