PaxtonPullman
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets.
He/him.
He/him.
My kid, then a preschooler, slept walked and tried to pee in the dishwasher. When we stopped him he went straight to the trash can to pee in that. He then started laughing uncontrollably while also crying.
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My kid, then a preschooler, slept walked and tried to pee in the dishwasher. When we stopped him he went straight to the trash can to pee in that. He then started laughing uncontrollably while also crying.
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
Funniest thing I've ever seen.
My wife and son are working on a Lego project as the pets watch from the side. We're listening to a playlist of the women of 90s alternative.
It's quite pleasant, I must say.
It's quite pleasant, I must say.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My wife and son are working on a Lego project as the pets watch from the side. We're listening to a playlist of the women of 90s alternative.
It's quite pleasant, I must say.
It's quite pleasant, I must say.
This Trey Anastasia Band Livestream is quite delightful.
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This Trey Anastasia Band Livestream is quite delightful.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Less Than Jake
Kool Keith
Rosie Thomas
Janelle Monae
The Locust
Less Than Jake
Kool Keith
Rosie Thomas
Janelle Monae
The Locust
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *
* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Less Than Jake
Kool Keith
Rosie Thomas
Janelle Monae
The Locust
Less Than Jake
Kool Keith
Rosie Thomas
Janelle Monae
The Locust
My friend's family does a charity target shoot every thanksgiving morning. It was very, very cold but I had the best shot one round so I am essentially John Wick.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My friend's family does a charity target shoot every thanksgiving morning. It was very, very cold but I had the best shot one round so I am essentially John Wick.
This week I had a dream that my father got "R." tattooed on his right hand and "KELLY" on his left. In the dream he claimed that he had no idea who the singer was, but just liked the sound of the words.
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This week I had a dream that my father got "R." tattooed on his right hand and "KELLY" on his left. In the dream he claimed that he had no idea who the singer was, but just liked the sound of the words.
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ART THOU BORED?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
ART THOU BORED?
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
Coworker: Oh my God, I seriously can't believe you've never had Chik Fila A! Why not?
Me:Uhh, because I don't eat chicken but I do like queer people?
Me:Uhh, because I don't eat chicken but I do like queer people?
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Coworker: Oh my God, I seriously can't believe you've never had Chik Fila A! Why not?
Me:Uhh, because I don't eat chicken but I do like queer people?
Me:Uhh, because I don't eat chicken but I do like queer people?
My mom's broccoli and cheese casserole is my all time favorite food and I'm so excited to eat it this week.
For those not familiar, casseroles (aka hot dish) come in a huge variety but essentially are being, carb-heavy slop. I'm a fan of several types.
For those not familiar, casseroles (aka hot dish) come in a huge variety but essentially are being, carb-heavy slop. I'm a fan of several types.
What’s casserole?
Seriously, I’ve never eaten one in my life.
Is a lasagna a casserole? How about a shepherd’s pie?
Seriously, I’ve never eaten one in my life.
Is a lasagna a casserole? How about a shepherd’s pie?
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My mom's broccoli and cheese casserole is my all time favorite food and I'm so excited to eat it this week.
For those not familiar, casseroles (aka hot dish) come in a huge variety but essentially are being, carb-heavy slop. I'm a fan of several types.
For those not familiar, casseroles (aka hot dish) come in a huge variety but essentially are being, carb-heavy slop. I'm a fan of several types.
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
Right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Right about now, the funk soul brother
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
Check it out now the MOTHER FUCKING MARTY MONDAY!!!
Characters in Severance 🤝 fans of German character actor Udo
"Praise Kier"
"Praise Kier"
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Characters in Severance 🤝 fans of German character actor Udo
"Praise Kier"
"Praise Kier"
Jimmy Cliff Many rivers to cross Live at Glastonbury 2003
YouTube video by georg keese
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No more woke Hungarian foods! Guydish Gulash is the stew for real men! Use promo code NOTAPUSSY to save 15% on your first order.
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
No more woke Hungarian foods! Guydish Gulash is the stew for real men! Use promo code NOTAPUSSY to save 15% on your first order.
But Black Dynamite, *I* work at an urban safety net hospital.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
But Black Dynamite, *I* work at an urban safety net hospital.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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She JGs on my Wentworth til I need cash now
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
She JGs on my Wentworth til I need cash now
Me, looking out the window: Some things last forever, including cold November rain.
Axl:
Axl:
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me, looking out the window: Some things last forever, including cold November rain.
Axl:
Axl:
The beauty queen is really starting to show her age so we got her bed stairs. She demands naps and must be accommodated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The beauty queen is really starting to show her age so we got her bed stairs. She demands naps and must be accommodated.
Them: Your ass better not be making references to the often forgotten era of Van Halen with Gary Cherone, former singer of Extreme!
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Them: Your ass better not be making references to the often forgotten era of Van Halen with Gary Cherone, former singer of Extreme!
Me:
Me:
I looked forward to being completely fucked by the AI bubble despite having nothing to do with it much like I got completely fucked by the housing bubble recession in 08.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I looked forward to being completely fucked by the AI bubble despite having nothing to do with it much like I got completely fucked by the housing bubble recession in 08.
Controversial opinion but my favorite singer for Black Flag has always been Gary Cherone.
Greg Ginn gave his first interview about recruiting new all Gen Z bandmates in Black Flag.
Henry Rollins “declined with great enthusiasm” to participate, writes ‘The New York Times.’
stereogum.com/2480144/gen-...
Henry Rollins “declined with great enthusiasm” to participate, writes ‘The New York Times.’
stereogum.com/2480144/gen-...
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Controversial opinion but my favorite singer for Black Flag has always been Gary Cherone.
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"All
Harpoonists
Are
Bastards"
- Moby Dick
Harpoonists
Are
Bastards"
- Moby Dick
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"All
Harpoonists
Are
Bastards"
- Moby Dick
Harpoonists
Are
Bastards"
- Moby Dick
I went to middle school with a kid who went by the nickname "Crow Balls". I have no idea why but it's a pretty great name for a 13 year old
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I went to middle school with a kid who went by the nickname "Crow Balls". I have no idea why but it's a pretty great name for a 13 year old