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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 6h

I saw The Hold Steady a couple of weeks ago and then saw Craig Finn solo last night
Fascinating to see his unique style presented in very different ways.

A man plays an acoustic guitar with two musicians behind him

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 15h

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13h

If your body's curvy and you constantly are plucking hairs, you may have Thiccotillomania

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 14h

We're saving the family unit says guy whose dad raped his mom because his dad was mad about hair plug pain, cheated on his mom, cheated on his second stepmom with a pornstar, and then buried his mom in the back 9 rough.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a severed employee like in Severance but my job is being a judge for nacho competitions so it's actually pretty rad. All I do and know is waking up and eating nachos.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 2d

I'm a severed employee like in Severance but my job is being a judge for nacho competitions so it's actually pretty rad. All I do and know is waking up and eating nachos.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 2d

I'm happy to report that The Ghost of Yotei shows butt cheeks like its predecessor.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d

Me after loudly farting in line at the dmv

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 2d

I like working with surgeons. But they always want 5 hours of training done in 30 minutes, they want it done at a completely unfeasible time, they immediately forget they asked for training so they have no idea why you are contacting them about Epic training, and finally they never, ever show up.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 2d

Surgeon wants Epic training

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 3d

Goddammit. Hahaha. So good.

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3d

Sweet Baby Rays implies the existence of Savory Adult Egons

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 4d

I also saw a tarantula walk past me. Badass?

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 4d

My wife worked at that Borders (Clearwater Crossing, yeah?) after losing her job in the 08 great recession. Fun times!

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 4d

My neighbors decorate it for each subsequent holiday. My favorite is the leprechaun in March.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 5d

There are only 565 now, which is super low, but at one point in the 80s there was only 27. I never thought I'd ever see one.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 5d

You can't really see it (it's next to the tree on the far right) BUT I SAW A CALIFORNIA CONDOR AT THE GRAND CANYON! IT WAS MAJESTIC AND INCREDIBLE AND SO BIG!

A long haired man points next to a young boy at the Grand Canyon

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 6d

My 9 year old has an incredible ability to direct any possible conversation topic to Fortnite

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 7d

Our so-called life, comrade.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 8d

They're calling empathy into question because they're evil.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 9d

I couldn't understand why the guy from Reel Big Fish was with Kobe and Tupac before realizing it was Elvis (not that that's any better, I suppose)

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 9d

My 7th grade science teacher had that poster and this on his walls and nothing else. He himself was a massive smoker and when asked about his hypocrisy, he said "I'm a disgusting person. Don't be like me."

A poster that says butte are gross and shows animal butts

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 10d

theonion.com/dickhead-in-...

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 10d

A wrestler with a pained smile on his face

PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 10d

I upgraded to a fancier bidet than we previously had and let me tell you, the balloon knots around here are cleaner than a clean room at a microchip factory.

a man is holding a fire extinguisher in front of a w logo on the back of a truck

Alt: a man is holding a fire house in front of a w logo on the back of a truck

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 10d

What is prune juice and vodka?

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