crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time”
music + ticket links here:
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https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
stop influencing my dreams with invisible rays!!!
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
stop influencing my dreams with invisible rays!!!
“knowing where the good lighting is? so important” — sy ableman
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 AM
“knowing where the good lighting is? so important” — sy ableman
there should be one day a year where everyone capable of wearing them legally has to rollerblade around for the full day. from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, they glide through steel factories and brain surgeries and motorcycle races
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
there should be one day a year where everyone capable of wearing them legally has to rollerblade around for the full day. from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, they glide through steel factories and brain surgeries and motorcycle races
they should stop paying everyone at the new york times and give me some of that money instead. there’s no way i could use it to contribute less to society than they do
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
they should stop paying everyone at the new york times and give me some of that money instead. there’s no way i could use it to contribute less to society than they do
i don’t know why i wrote this
January 24, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i don’t know why i wrote this
[about to do some thinking] i’m starting to think!!!
January 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
[about to do some thinking] i’m starting to think!!!
i’m starting to think seeing the bad guys win year after year your entire adult life while people online make vague assurances that the revolution is coming any day now isn’t good for you, actually
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
i’m starting to think seeing the bad guys win year after year your entire adult life while people online make vague assurances that the revolution is coming any day now isn’t good for you, actually
it would be really fun to spend many centuries in cryosleep
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
it would be really fun to spend many centuries in cryosleep
as is so often the case: new mads mikkelsen movie = good
January 24, 2026 at 12:39 AM
as is so often the case: new mads mikkelsen movie = good
rare earth minerals have been located beneath the surface of your mom
January 24, 2026 at 12:23 AM
rare earth minerals have been located beneath the surface of your mom
there’s a pizza hut near me that still does a buffet for lunch. i could go see the saddest people on this earth, and join them
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
there’s a pizza hut near me that still does a buffet for lunch. i could go see the saddest people on this earth, and join them
they’re beaming me with energies
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 AM
they’re beaming me with energies
i love playing shows with and for awesome people so much
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 AM
i love playing shows with and for awesome people so much
i’ve ran many successful schemes on a riverboat, and so what!!!
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
i’ve ran many successful schemes on a riverboat, and so what!!!
so many problems would be solved
by everyone accepting that what makes them happier doesn’t make everyone else in the world happier too and it’s fine
by everyone accepting that what makes them happier doesn’t make everyone else in the world happier too and it’s fine
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
so many problems would be solved
by everyone accepting that what makes them happier doesn’t make everyone else in the world happier too and it’s fine
by everyone accepting that what makes them happier doesn’t make everyone else in the world happier too and it’s fine
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conspiracy theorist jason voorhees hunting fema camp counselors
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 AM
conspiracy theorist jason voorhees hunting fema camp counselors
i forgot eyeball math
January 22, 2026 at 9:30 AM
i forgot eyeball math
conspiracy theorist jason voorhees hunting fema camp counselors
January 22, 2026 at 7:20 AM
conspiracy theorist jason voorhees hunting fema camp counselors
always hearin about predicaments, you never hear about postdicaments
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 AM
always hearin about predicaments, you never hear about postdicaments
it's a crime against the universe that there isn't an arnold schwarzenegger sings the beatles album
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
it's a crime against the universe that there isn't an arnold schwarzenegger sings the beatles album
i hate when i wake up and my front hall is full of mysterious oil that sprayed in through the mailslot
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i hate when i wake up and my front hall is full of mysterious oil that sprayed in through the mailslot
stop funneling unwanted oils into my home with a complicated above ground pipe network while i sleep challenge!!!
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
stop funneling unwanted oils into my home with a complicated above ground pipe network while i sleep challenge!!!
remembering how shocked i was with my own voice when i found out i could hit notes like in the chorus of this
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/track/float-...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/track/float-...
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 PM
remembering how shocked i was with my own voice when i found out i could hit notes like in the chorus of this
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/track/float-...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/track/float-...
his pose and face having the energy of “this is where my career is at, folks. what did you expect” like he’s as tired of this grift as anyone really makes it. i’ve been looking at this and giggling for several days now
if the rob schneider whiskey ad was satire it would be considered too obvious lol
January 21, 2026 at 6:21 PM
his pose and face having the energy of “this is where my career is at, folks. what did you expect” like he’s as tired of this grift as anyone really makes it. i’ve been looking at this and giggling for several days now