crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me!
music + ticket links here:
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https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
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when john lithgow goes on a trip he travels to lithtown. when he’s ready for bed he puts on his lithgown. when he uses the toilet he flushes his lithbrown. when he’s at a deli he buys turkey by the lithpound
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
when john lithgow goes on a trip he travels to lithtown. when he’s ready for bed he puts on his lithgown. when he uses the toilet he flushes his lithbrown. when he’s at a deli he buys turkey by the lithpound
just earnestly compared the spy who shagged me to the dark knight
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
just earnestly compared the spy who shagged me to the dark knight
just turned into a wireframe model for a bit
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
just turned into a wireframe model for a bit
when i’m staying at a friend’s house and it’s 4 AM:
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
when i’m staying at a friend’s house and it’s 4 AM:
i deserve to be banned for this
when john lithgow goes on a trip he travels to lithtown. when he’s ready for bed he puts on his lithgown. when he uses the toilet he flushes his lithbrown. when he’s at a deli he buys turkey by the lithpound
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i deserve to be banned for this
when john lithgow goes on a trip he travels to lithtown. when he’s ready for bed he puts on his lithgown. when he uses the toilet he flushes his lithbrown. when he’s at a deli he buys turkey by the lithpound
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
when john lithgow goes on a trip he travels to lithtown. when he’s ready for bed he puts on his lithgown. when he uses the toilet he flushes his lithbrown. when he’s at a deli he buys turkey by the lithpound
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elf 2 starring michael shannon, “waddaya think i am, some kinda elf? some kinda mythical creature? making toys? get real, fuckin shit, get real,” a family adventure, only on tbs
November 29, 2023 at 9:57 PM
elf 2 starring michael shannon, “waddaya think i am, some kinda elf? some kinda mythical creature? making toys? get real, fuckin shit, get real,” a family adventure, only on tbs
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Michael shannon is going through my record collection and mocking every album i own. “You think this is music? This isn’t music. I’ll bet you dance to the sound of a clown car, ‘cause that’s what this is for — clowns. Music for fucking clowns.” He’s shaking his head in disbelief
May 31, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Michael shannon is going through my record collection and mocking every album i own. “You think this is music? This isn’t music. I’ll bet you dance to the sound of a clown car, ‘cause that’s what this is for — clowns. Music for fucking clowns.” He’s shaking his head in disbelief
[michael shannon reading the three little pigs voice] okay; so there’s these three little pigs,
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[michael shannon reading the three little pigs voice] okay; so there’s these three little pigs,
coughing up a priceless fabergé egg
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
coughing up a priceless fabergé egg
i’m being offered some great perks if i simply pledge my allegiances to the elves, but idk if i’m ready to do all that
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i’m being offered some great perks if i simply pledge my allegiances to the elves, but idk if i’m ready to do all that
this took under 2 hours including prep work btw it’s so fuckin easy
first time ever making a turkey and it’s damn near flawless, i feel unstoppable rn
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
this took under 2 hours including prep work btw it’s so fuckin easy
i’m aligning myself with powerful forces
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i’m aligning myself with powerful forces
first time ever making a turkey and it’s damn near flawless, i feel unstoppable rn
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
first time ever making a turkey and it’s damn near flawless, i feel unstoppable rn
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buy my new album cowards!!!!
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
buy my new album cowards!!!!
the governed mint
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
the governed mint
this is the ideal kind of personal research
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
this is the ideal kind of personal research
i’m thankful for the strange powers the meteor fragment glowing in the woods next to my house have granted the local wildlife population that wreak havoc across the gasoline store parking lots for miles
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i’m thankful for the strange powers the meteor fragment glowing in the woods next to my house have granted the local wildlife population that wreak havoc across the gasoline store parking lots for miles
buy my new album cowards!!!!
my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
crimesididntcommit.bandcamp.com/album/made-t...
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
buy my new album cowards!!!!
popcorn factories are the most explosion-proofed buildings of all time
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
popcorn factories are the most explosion-proofed buildings of all time
why don’t more companies just blow up their competitor’s buildings???
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
why don’t more companies just blow up their competitor’s buildings???
forgot about batista wearing a hat and sunglasses to a fuckin wedding ceremony lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
forgot about batista wearing a hat and sunglasses to a fuckin wedding ceremony lol