crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me!
music + ticket links here:
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https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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my new album Made to Fade is out everywhere now. buy it on bandcamp or stream on the evil service of your choosing, i hope you love it 💚 12 songs of angst, self-hauntings, regrets and trans becoming.
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This guy is probably freaking out about AI music
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This guy is probably freaking out about AI music
for just one very special episode of dexter, rita should have been played by michael douglas
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
for just one very special episode of dexter, rita should have been played by michael douglas
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getting a tramp stamp in death metal font that says michael clayton
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
getting a tramp stamp in death metal font that says michael clayton
[frasier theme but i'm rewatching justified voice] oh baby i hear the walton goggins!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
[frasier theme but i'm rewatching justified voice] oh baby i hear the walton goggins!!!
i love him so much
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i love him so much
michael shannon has a shelf of goblets in his house
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
michael shannon has a shelf of goblets in his house
[michael shannon as willy wonka voice] you probably think life is all one long everlasting gobstopper, don’tcha? well it ain’t. and that gobstopper’s gonna come to an end real soon, sooner than ya think
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
[michael shannon as willy wonka voice] you probably think life is all one long everlasting gobstopper, don’tcha? well it ain’t. and that gobstopper’s gonna come to an end real soon, sooner than ya think
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under bill clinton we got the two best austin powers movies. under george bush we got the third. since then, zilch, nada, zero. and i think that says it all about this so-called modern world
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
under bill clinton we got the two best austin powers movies. under george bush we got the third. since then, zilch, nada, zero. and i think that says it all about this so-called modern world
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first great moment in anybody’s life is when you show them austin powers. next greatest moment in anybody’s life is when you tell them there’s two more
August 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
first great moment in anybody’s life is when you show them austin powers. next greatest moment in anybody’s life is when you tell them there’s two more
woke up in the middle of the night to discover i'd turned into a crumbling marble statue but i'm better now
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
woke up in the middle of the night to discover i'd turned into a crumbling marble statue but i'm better now
this album rips btw
You can still get this album 15% cheaper with the code BLACKFRIDAY15 this week!
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November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
this album rips btw
i'm being released back into my natural habitat
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i'm being released back into my natural habitat
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google imaged kevin smith jorts again
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
google imaged kevin smith jorts again
billy corgan writing so many perfect songs from 1988-2000 that it gave him a lifetime pass to be an absolute unabashed lunatic releasing the most self-indulgent dogshit you've never heard for the rest of his life is truly the dream every artist should aspire to
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
billy corgan writing so many perfect songs from 1988-2000 that it gave him a lifetime pass to be an absolute unabashed lunatic releasing the most self-indulgent dogshit you've never heard for the rest of his life is truly the dream every artist should aspire to
bono and alec baldwin have, like jedi feeling something in the force, sensed that i’m incredibly depressed and are en route to pull me out of the muck, i’m sure of it
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
bono and alec baldwin have, like jedi feeling something in the force, sensed that i’m incredibly depressed and are en route to pull me out of the muck, i’m sure of it
wood is some of the most popular work to come out of
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
wood is some of the most popular work to come out of
i think this just might be my masterpiece
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i think this just might be my masterpiece
i can't talk right now, i've got to browse the photos tab on the michael clayton page on rotten tomatoes
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i can't talk right now, i've got to browse the photos tab on the michael clayton page on rotten tomatoes
"they're called 'bluechew'. you take one of these, it's gonna taste real bad, and you're gonna get a headache. but all that estrogen that keeps you soft? it's gonna find out there's a bigger fish in your bloodstream of a pond"
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"they're called 'bluechew'. you take one of these, it's gonna taste real bad, and you're gonna get a headache. but all that estrogen that keeps you soft? it's gonna find out there's a bigger fish in your bloodstream of a pond"
how i sit on a date when i realize i could be at home, alone, watching michael clayton instead:
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
how i sit on a date when i realize i could be at home, alone, watching michael clayton instead:
how it feels when i'm playing a show and go into the crowd and am literally screaming in someone's face but they just hold their phone up the entire time:
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
how it feels when i'm playing a show and go into the crowd and am literally screaming in someone's face but they just hold their phone up the entire time:
getting a tramp stamp in death metal font that says michael clayton
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
getting a tramp stamp in death metal font that says michael clayton
tiktok teens are taking the michael clayton challenge and bending their lives to feel like sophisticated legal thrillers in what many are calling the greatest social movement of our time
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
tiktok teens are taking the michael clayton challenge and bending their lives to feel like sophisticated legal thrillers in what many are calling the greatest social movement of our time
had a stress dream about tilda swinton trying to convince me into joining a cult and i just kept deflecting by saying "i loved you in constantine!" and she'd go "right, thanks. but you've got to kill" and i'd run away and she'd find me in another new place and it just kept repeating over and over
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
had a stress dream about tilda swinton trying to convince me into joining a cult and i just kept deflecting by saying "i loved you in constantine!" and she'd go "right, thanks. but you've got to kill" and i'd run away and she'd find me in another new place and it just kept repeating over and over
it's taken me a long time to be able to say it, but i'm at a place in my life where i could really make peace with the whirlwind of change that being given several million dollars would usher in
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it's taken me a long time to be able to say it, but i'm at a place in my life where i could really make peace with the whirlwind of change that being given several million dollars would usher in