crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
@crimesididntcommit.bsky.social
she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me!
music + ticket links here:
https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
music + ticket links here:
https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
forgot about batista wearing a hat and sunglasses to a fuckin wedding ceremony lol
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
forgot about batista wearing a hat and sunglasses to a fuckin wedding ceremony lol
i love him so much
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i love him so much
i think this just might be my masterpiece
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i think this just might be my masterpiece
"they're called 'bluechew'. you take one of these, it's gonna taste real bad, and you're gonna get a headache. but all that estrogen that keeps you soft? it's gonna find out there's a bigger fish in your bloodstream of a pond"
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"they're called 'bluechew'. you take one of these, it's gonna taste real bad, and you're gonna get a headache. but all that estrogen that keeps you soft? it's gonna find out there's a bigger fish in your bloodstream of a pond"
how i sit on a date when i realize i could be at home, alone, watching michael clayton instead:
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
how i sit on a date when i realize i could be at home, alone, watching michael clayton instead:
how it feels when i'm playing a show and go into the crowd and am literally screaming in someone's face but they just hold their phone up the entire time:
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
how it feels when i'm playing a show and go into the crowd and am literally screaming in someone's face but they just hold their phone up the entire time:
google imaged kevin smith jorts again
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
google imaged kevin smith jorts again
instant relief, it’s incredible
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
instant relief, it’s incredible
thom yorke singing idioteque completely offbeat is fucking killing me. real life shreds
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
thom yorke singing idioteque completely offbeat is fucking killing me. real life shreds
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
“or longer”
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“or longer”
not much point in posting show flyers of mine on here since none of my mutuals live anywhere near me but this is the last event i’ll be running this year, it’s at my favorite venue in florida and and i’m in love with my poster for it:
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
not much point in posting show flyers of mine on here since none of my mutuals live anywhere near me but this is the last event i’ll be running this year, it’s at my favorite venue in florida and and i’m in love with my poster for it:
forgot how seminal my howl’s moving castle review was
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
forgot how seminal my howl’s moving castle review was
the depressive episode is going great
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
the depressive episode is going great
reading posts
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
reading posts
might finally watch this to learn about the government soon
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
might finally watch this to learn about the government soon
sent unprompted. being my friend must rule
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
sent unprompted. being my friend must rule
just got this photo of my aura taken, nbd
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
just got this photo of my aura taken, nbd
during season 3 of dexter they start using this establishment shot to show us when he’s at work, because i guess it was too confusing before. they then show this exact same shot probably 100 times before it ends, it’s terrific stuff
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
during season 3 of dexter they start using this establishment shot to show us when he’s at work, because i guess it was too confusing before. they then show this exact same shot probably 100 times before it ends, it’s terrific stuff
dream leeway rotation:
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
dream leeway rotation:
jimmy smits holds sunglasses like no one else in the history of the fucking world
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
jimmy smits holds sunglasses like no one else in the history of the fucking world
oh do go on, sexter
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
oh do go on, sexter