Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them)
@jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
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Evolutionary biologist and professional nerd. Asst Prof, University of Alaska Anchorage. queer af, they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✡️ jfmclaughlin.org
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Hello new followers! I'm Jess (they/them), and I'm a newly minted Assistant Professor at U University of Alaska Anchorage! I study evolutionary genomics, mostly in birds, and mainly post my various (mis)adventures and pet pictures. Welcome!
Jess leans against a purple computer in a shared lab space. They are grinning like the absolute dork they are.
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jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Yeah, I grew a basketball sized cauliflower this year, so my hopes were high. But these just didn't do as well, and we'll get our first snow any time now. I left the tiniest ones for now to see if they can get any bigger before then.
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rsagarcia.bsky.social
This Oct, as a breast cancer survivor in treatment since 2021, I'm doing a thread on stuff I wish I'd been told.

I'll update as I go, but the first thing I'll share is every person's body & treatment is different. Some fear symptoms or side effects they might never get. Don't be afraid to fight 1/3
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chanda.blacksky.app
So weird to be on a text-based social media with people who have atrocious reading comprehension but are also very longwinded
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blackamazon.bsky.social
Yeah I really need help with this . I’m gonna go hyperventilate into a bag but this has gone bad quickly
blackamazon.bsky.social
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Hey remember that time an Atheist spent an entire week on here calling for the ethic cleansing and complete elimination of Jews because they said it was the only way to fight Israel?

Atheists refuse to account for the ethno-part of Jewish ethno-religion when they whine about ending all religions.
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Maybe. But behind the annoyance of the atheist there is typically much less bigotry, authoritarian tendencies, tax evasion, science denialism, closeted sexuality, etc.
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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bowlerhatscience.org
it's all atheist proselytizers online and JW proselytizers in meatspace, and I can avoid the JWs by pretending I'm not home
chanda.blacksky.app
Atheist proselytizers are the religious proselytizers I’m most likely to come into contact with and they’re just as annoying as all of the other ones I experience
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Okay just for everyone like "that's a normal sized sprout", a comparison with the ones currently at the grocery store
A single sprout in the same hand, nearly the size of all the ones in the firat pic combined
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
I mean, I just buy the standard ones you get at grocery stores, perhaps they're passing off small cabbages as sprouts
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Guess I'm just used to grocery store ones that are golf-ball-sized instead of marble-sized
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
So I guess this is as big as my Brussel sprouts are likely to get?
A handful of very very tiny sprouts
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skullmandible.bsky.social
"even if it's AI, it's at least true" hard to overstate the damage this stuff is doing to people's brains. we're gonna be cleaning the slop out of archives for decades
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Alas the first thing I did was throw all my fishing clothes in the laundry before I realized the weather forecast had been a lie 😭
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Very annoyed that the weather is okay today because I decided to stay home and do some much-needed cleaning under the assumption the weather would be shitty?
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
As a professor I would like to say that this prof should be yeeted into the sea.

What a lazy and insulting breach of responsibility to the students they teach.
clairezagorski.bsky.social
A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.

She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!

Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
A diagram of the bones and (some) deep muscles of the hand and forearm. AI says that we only have four digits. It’s also identified a tendon as the median nerve, another tendon as the ulnar nerve, among other issues. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the neck. It hallucinated the “ennocleidomasid” muscle, and the “anterior scalpalin muscle”. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the lateral thigh. It says that the gluteus Maximus (the big juicy butt muscle) is on the anterior side. It also points to the quadriceps muscle and says “attattment”. It also says that the same structure is the tibia AND the deep fascia of the leg. An AI generated diagram of the bones of the hand and forearm. This time AI says we have 6 digits. It also says that the radius is the ulnar artery. Among other many issues.
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clairezagorski.bsky.social
“People who dislike Gen AI are just stuffy bores”

Bitch one of us actually knows how many fingers humans have and evidently it’s not ChatGPT
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canopyrobin.com
Today is #NationalComingOutDay but we come out to people every day and it can be anything from joyful to terrifying.

This year physical changes have reduced my control of how & when I come out, even when it's unsafe to do so, but today it's good to be your woodland trans-femme enby lesbian 🩷
Robin – a fem non-binary person with long brown hair, white skin, and blue eyes – wearing a green tshirt against a leafy background
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skwinnicki.bsky.social
This team still hasn't lost a game since I was hired as a postdoc at Ohio State, and we all know correlation absolutely implies causation.

If your team needs a boost, hear me out: you could offer a tenure track position to Dr. SK Winnicki
skwinnicki.bsky.social
“This team doesn’t look like the team that lost to Michigan”

What happened? I’ve got a scientific theory:

Loss to Michigan: Dr. SK Winnicki was not an OSU employee
Win against Tennessee and winning against Oregon: Dr. SK Winnicki was an OSU employee
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Like I don't actually care about genre labels and I think people shitting on YA as a concept is a jerk move, but as a reader it's so freaking annoying to have to check multiple sections for things that all should be in the same one?
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
(Shout-out to a bookstore I otherwise love but always shelves Stephen Graham Jones and Tlotlo Tsamaase in Lit Fic instead of horror and SF respectively)
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
The corollary is "well we definitely can't call this YA so we'll put it in Lit Fic" for books that are straightforwardly SFFH.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Books I have recently seen shelved as YA:

- A Dark and Drowning Tide
- The Red Scholar's Wake
- Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
- Paladin's Grace
- An Unkindness of Ghosts
- The Final Strife
- The Jasmine Throne
bookjockeyalex.bsky.social
I kinda want to play "Is this YA" but I already know that 95% of the books people will ask about will not be YA.
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bookjockeyalex.bsky.social
Just bc a book contains a protagonist between 10 and 30, especially a female protagnoist, doesn't mean it's YA. Just bc the book is written by a woman (or someone you incorrectly assume is a woman), doesn't make it YA. Just bc a book is fun, written colloquially, or has romance doesn't make it YA.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Gotta be honest I didn't either, never really thought about it and assumed it was a 50/50 chance of being an American thing
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war