Heather Wallace
@burntcopper.bsky.social
You can be when I'm gone. She/her/oi you.
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They can't even pivot to selling the magic beans to normal people because they're totally fucking useless at doing things normal people want.
It's a mountain of electronic waste that they have exhausted of *every* promise of being magic.
It's a mountain of electronic waste that they have exhausted of *every* promise of being magic.
October 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
They can't even pivot to selling the magic beans to normal people because they're totally fucking useless at doing things normal people want.
It's a mountain of electronic waste that they have exhausted of *every* promise of being magic.
It's a mountain of electronic waste that they have exhausted of *every* promise of being magic.
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Goodnight from The Dominion cinema in Ashcourt, where half the audience has left after the first 10 minutes of ‘The Dead Watch’. Goodnight from the Welcome Rest roadside restaurant at Northway Corner, where the lights have suddenly turned on despite it being abandoned since 1973.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Goodnight from The Dominion cinema in Ashcourt, where half the audience has left after the first 10 minutes of ‘The Dead Watch’. Goodnight from the Welcome Rest roadside restaurant at Northway Corner, where the lights have suddenly turned on despite it being abandoned since 1973.
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says the man whose career was not prematurely ended by a massive lawsuit from ringo lam, director of “city on fire” and went on to brag about his theft at the cannes film festival.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Quentin Tarantino Slams ‘Hunger Games’ for Ripping Off ‘Battle Royale’
The Japanese film was released more than a decade before the first 'Hunger Games' installment.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
says the man whose career was not prematurely ended by a massive lawsuit from ringo lam, director of “city on fire” and went on to brag about his theft at the cannes film festival.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Read this.
A scrappy indie outlet standing up to Farage’s bullyboy lawyers in a way that should shame better-funded outlets
A scrappy indie outlet standing up to Farage’s bullyboy lawyers in a way that should shame better-funded outlets
”Reform UK's barrister tried to scare us. Our advice to other news sites: don't play the bullies game." Martin Shipton from @nation.cymru on being bullied by Reform's lawyers: www.thenerve.news/p/reform-nat...
Reform UK’s barrister tried to scare us. Our advice to other news sites: don’t play the bully’s game
My news organisation, Nation.Cymru, was threatened with legal action over a story involving Nigel Farage’s party in the Senedd. Instead of hiring our own lawyer, we simply told them to go away, writes...
www.thenerve.news
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Read this.
A scrappy indie outlet standing up to Farage’s bullyboy lawyers in a way that should shame better-funded outlets
A scrappy indie outlet standing up to Farage’s bullyboy lawyers in a way that should shame better-funded outlets
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To pay millions in taxes, you must have been earning tens of millions. If, out of those tens of millions, you're unable to afford an extra £2,500 a year per £2m house you own, then you're an idiot. But you're not an idiot, are you? You're just a liar. Of course you can afford it. Shut up.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
To pay millions in taxes, you must have been earning tens of millions. If, out of those tens of millions, you're unable to afford an extra £2,500 a year per £2m house you own, then you're an idiot. But you're not an idiot, are you? You're just a liar. Of course you can afford it. Shut up.
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Got into downing street at an ungodly hour on wed for budget. Zero sleep after a late night job. Straight into ds. The Boss came out at 5am to check in on me and get an early brekkie. This is him with his bat cat shadow
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Got into downing street at an ungodly hour on wed for budget. Zero sleep after a late night job. Straight into ds. The Boss came out at 5am to check in on me and get an early brekkie. This is him with his bat cat shadow
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I honestly don't know why ANYONE would possibly do this. If your image of food is AI, I assume that you don't give a shit about anything in your restaurant and that your food looks terrible, because otherwise you would, at a minimum, take out your pocket phone camera and snap a real picture.
Same but for any restaurant that uses AI images of their food (including a few well reviewed, high end places in nyc)
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I honestly don't know why ANYONE would possibly do this. If your image of food is AI, I assume that you don't give a shit about anything in your restaurant and that your food looks terrible, because otherwise you would, at a minimum, take out your pocket phone camera and snap a real picture.
*blink* Not Just the Tudors recent ep on the latest Roanoke research and there's 150yrs worth of archaeological evidence on the Croatoan island of a tudor-tech influenced settlement. (smithys, repurposed tudor stuff) They traded.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
*blink* Not Just the Tudors recent ep on the latest Roanoke research and there's 150yrs worth of archaeological evidence on the Croatoan island of a tudor-tech influenced settlement. (smithys, repurposed tudor stuff) They traded.
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Spare me from star-child occultists. Spare me from ghost-bothering pricks. Spare me from those who only use witchcraft as an excuse to see some naked flesh. It isn’t the Age of Aquarius Nokes, it’s the Age of the Pisspuffin. - #DICallaghan in conversation to #DSNokes
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Spare me from star-child occultists. Spare me from ghost-bothering pricks. Spare me from those who only use witchcraft as an excuse to see some naked flesh. It isn’t the Age of Aquarius Nokes, it’s the Age of the Pisspuffin. - #DICallaghan in conversation to #DSNokes
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The Goat received a few finishing touches overnight 🎁
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Goat received a few finishing touches overnight 🎁
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched #filmsky
They're all good dogs, it's the 80d, let's fight nazis, becoming an actor and getting a father, dom com, aka how in the fuck did you pull that?
They're all good dogs, it's the 80d, let's fight nazis, becoming an actor and getting a father, dom com, aka how in the fuck did you pull that?
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched #filmsky
They're all good dogs, it's the 80d, let's fight nazis, becoming an actor and getting a father, dom com, aka how in the fuck did you pull that?
They're all good dogs, it's the 80d, let's fight nazis, becoming an actor and getting a father, dom com, aka how in the fuck did you pull that?
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Don't send your coins to the wealthy trolls that live in high castles this holiday season.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Don't send your coins to the wealthy trolls that live in high castles this holiday season.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
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FINAL REVEAL: A brand new Benin bronze plaque, titled "Looting of the Oba's Palace in 1897".
This #newarrival confronts the theft of works from Benin in 1897. It shows what the palace altar looked like before 1897 (left), and British soldiers in the act of looting (right).
This #newarrival confronts the theft of works from Benin in 1897. It shows what the palace altar looked like before 1897 (left), and British soldiers in the act of looting (right).
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
FINAL REVEAL: A brand new Benin bronze plaque, titled "Looting of the Oba's Palace in 1897".
This #newarrival confronts the theft of works from Benin in 1897. It shows what the palace altar looked like before 1897 (left), and British soldiers in the act of looting (right).
This #newarrival confronts the theft of works from Benin in 1897. It shows what the palace altar looked like before 1897 (left), and British soldiers in the act of looting (right).
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In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
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Ladies and gentlemen: the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ladies and gentlemen: the weekend
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Blocking everyone who posts those idiotic fake movie “facts” like “this movie scene was completely improvised! ActorName just did this random thing and everyone went with it!” Some things are always ad libbed, but not EVERY bloody scene, gah. THIS IS MY HILL
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Blocking everyone who posts those idiotic fake movie “facts” like “this movie scene was completely improvised! ActorName just did this random thing and everyone went with it!” Some things are always ad libbed, but not EVERY bloody scene, gah. THIS IS MY HILL
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
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BEWARE THE JUDDERMAN, MY DEAR, WHEN THE MOON IS FAT
June 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
BEWARE THE JUDDERMAN, MY DEAR, WHEN THE MOON IS FAT
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in the better timeline someone managed to turn him into the British equivalent of Slenderman causing no end of headache for the marketing and advertising guys who made it happen
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 AM
in the better timeline someone managed to turn him into the British equivalent of Slenderman causing no end of headache for the marketing and advertising guys who made it happen
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There is simply no medical reason to take a person, cold-turkey, off of a medication they've been stable on for almost a decade, with no offer of anything else - and when the lack of that medication causes irreversible lifelong issues up to and including death.
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
There is simply no medical reason to take a person, cold-turkey, off of a medication they've been stable on for almost a decade, with no offer of anything else - and when the lack of that medication causes irreversible lifelong issues up to and including death.
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If you think that the current state of trans healthcare in the UK is because of concern or caution, I'd encourage you to think again.
It's not medically informed, it's a reactionary response to transphobic bigotry whipped up into a frenzy over the past few years.
And it costs lives.
It's not medically informed, it's a reactionary response to transphobic bigotry whipped up into a frenzy over the past few years.
And it costs lives.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If you think that the current state of trans healthcare in the UK is because of concern or caution, I'd encourage you to think again.
It's not medically informed, it's a reactionary response to transphobic bigotry whipped up into a frenzy over the past few years.
And it costs lives.
It's not medically informed, it's a reactionary response to transphobic bigotry whipped up into a frenzy over the past few years.
And it costs lives.
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then you are a moron sir, move the fuck on
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
then you are a moron sir, move the fuck on
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#Rewilding One of the cartoons in my new book 'Physics for Cats'. Available now in good bookshops an online nowwww.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
#Rewilding One of the cartoons in my new book 'Physics for Cats'. Available now in good bookshops an online nowwww.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
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Happy Black Friday. Black Friday is dead.
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Happy Black Friday. Black Friday is dead.
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
Twas the pandemic killed the fucking shopping riot day, and we're well rid of it.
I'm convinced that watching the heaving desperate hordes in retail combat was a perverse entertainment for the rich and they long for its return ...
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Hear me out, a remake of Love Actually that ends with multiple sexual harassment suits
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hear me out, a remake of Love Actually that ends with multiple sexual harassment suits