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La Conquête du Panini @botsnack.bsky.social · Nov 6
Text from a prospect.org article: The year before a fulminating Nazi rally in a packed Madison Square Garden in New York, FDR warned that the global rise of fascism was the result of democratic governments doing the opposite of the New Deal and protecting an economic status quo enriching a tiny handful at the expense of everyone else. "Democracy has disappeared in several other great nations, not because the people of those nations disliked democracy, but because they had grown tired of unemployment and insecurity, of seeing their children hungry while they sat helpless in the face of government confusion and government weakness through lack of leadership," he said in a 1938 radio address. "Finally, in desperation, they chose to sacrifice liberty in the hope of getting something to eat."
botsnack.bsky.social
Gonna start a brand called "pick two"
or "pick three?"
*shrug*
Reddit question about good wireless 4K solutions. Comment that says "Good, wireless, 4K. Pick two." Reply saying they can't find the "pick two" brand.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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vintageobscura.net
鈴木慧 (Satoshi Suzuki) - Miss Shooting [Japan ; Minimal City Pop / Synth-Pop / One-Man Band] (1988)
https://redd.it/1hk1kry
https://youtu.be/v1qWPgoNx7E
鈴木慧 (Satoshi Suzuki) - Miss Shooting [Japan ; Minimal City Pop / Synth-Pop / One-Man Band] (1988)
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
Honestly, regardless of how disgusting I find this, I can imagine myself succumbing to this in the right circumstancez *were it virtually perfect*

Which is a whole nother sorta sad

But all of the people I would be tempted to zombify are long gone

A blessing really
the-independent.com The Independent @the-independent.com · 4d
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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lexialex.bsky.social
Those traits he is talking about are killing, stealing and abusing the environment
jenashleywright.bsky.social Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 1d
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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mekka.mekka-tech.com
Billionaires don't know their local bus schedule. They don't know when things go on sale at the grocery store. They don't know which cops are safe and which are not. They don't know what civil asset forfeiture is. They don't know how to live in SF on a single teacher's salary, and pay for child care
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
Late night night east coast bluesky unfiltered is like a lovely sunset, where the Erika Kirk memes gently fade into furies and dongs.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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thorbenson.bsky.social
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Time person of the year cover for 2025
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
For those of us who have been aware of and watched Candace Owens from the social autopsy project through redpillblack through daily wire to latter-day Alex Jones, beefing with the widow of the guy who led the org that had students wearing diapers on college quads, it has been a ride.
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
Don't try and bond with me over camera gear unless you're @camera-traders.com
camera-traders.com Camera Traders @camera-traders.com · 2d
Just in: what is a “Lavec” lens? Well, it seems that a Lavec is a traditional soapstone and copper pot from Valtollina, in Northern Italy, a place which sucks, according to Leonardo Da Vinci: “Terrible, always full of snow. [...] the village produces more milk than wine.” Hope this helps!
Time Magazine Camera
A long time ago, if you wanted to read about what happened yesterday, you'd go out and buy the newspaper. And if you wanted to read about what happened last month, except with fancier opinions, you'd ...
www.camera-traders.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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@bodegacats.bsky.social
Sleepy bodega cat in front of a display case full of bagels and rolls. Sleepy bodega cat in front of a display of mayo and cooking oils.
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
As a generally curious person, autodidact, and web-denizen, I CANNOT overstate how much LLMS+advertising have destroyed the promise of the web.

This goddam multi-page pablum replaced concise, coherent explanations of everything from kazoos to woodworking tools.
Membrane Material: Thin, flexible material (e.g., wax paper) ensures proper vibration The kazoo's ability to produce sound relies heavily on the properties of its membrane material. This thin, flexible layer, often made from wax paper or a similar substance, is crucial for the instrument's unique buzzing sound. When a player hums into the kazoo, the membrane vibrates in response to the vocalized sound waves. This vibration is the key to the kazoo's sound production, as it creates a buzzing effect that amplifies and modifies the original hum. The choice of membrane material is essential, as it must be thin enough to vibrate freely and flexibly to respond to the subtle variations in the player's humming. A thin, flexible membrane is ideal for kazoo sound production because it allows for a wide range of vibrations. As the player hums, the membrane vibrates at a frequency corresponding to the pitch of the hum. This vibration creates a series of pressure waves that interact with the kazoo's resonating chamber, amplifying and modifying the sound. If the membrane is too thick or rigid, it will not vibrate as freely, resulting in a weaker or distorted sound. Conversely, a membrane that is too thin may be prone to tearing or damage, compromising the kazoo's sound quality. Therefore, the optimal membrane material strikes a balance between flexibility, durability, and responsiveness to vibration.
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
Guess we'll see if tracks queries
r/AirForce 23h ago Taiwo-Store Comms SecDefGPT Meme APPROVED FOR IL5 - CONTROLLED UNCLASSIFIED INFORMATION (CUI) - NO PII/PHI Gemini Enterprise Enterprise ☆ Lets pretend I'm a commander and i ordered a pilot to shoot a missile at a boat i suspect is carrying drugs. The missile blows up the boat, there are 2 survivors clinging to the wreckage. I order to fire another missile to blow up the survivors. were any of my actions in violation of US DOD policy? Yes, several of your hypothetical actions would be in clear violation of US DoD policy and the laws of armed conflict. The order to kill the two survivors is an unambiguously illegal order that a service member would be required to disobey. Here is a breakdown of the scenario:
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
From tonights research:
"Therefore it is of no use to simply blow through a kazoo, which is a common mistake among first time kazoo-users."
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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parkermolloy.com
*taps sign* www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...
Riley's Law Riley's Law is an internet law coined by Riley Quinn of the TrashFuture podcast. It states that, "Once you post transphobia, you never post normally again." This is in reference to a number of high-profile public figures who have entered into a downward spiral of accepting far-right conspiracy theories after publicly engaging in transphobia, such as Rita Panahi, Tulsi Gabbard, and Graham Lineham. The entire world waits on the wings for Riley's Law to take its place on Ana Kasparian. by EvysTruth March 27, 2023
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
As a previous finder of my own multiple rock-bottoms, I wonder what's next.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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tvaziri.com
The heist, "caught on film", had texture and warmth and an indescribable aura of authenticity that it would have lacked had it been shot with digital cameras.
Louvre Heist Was Caught on Film, Officials Say, Rebutting Director's Account
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
I can't imagine what it's like to be an intelligent kid these days.

I've had a lifetime to get ahead of my skis, and then check my ego by realizing that, no, I don't have it all figured out, and there are complexities to things that I couldn't have fathomed.

But to grow up in the trump era...
jamisonfoser.bsky.social Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 4d
Hiring a Black woman: “identity politics”

Hiring a white guy for a job that has been held disproportionately by white guys, because he is a white guy: “subverting” identity politics!

(The author of this sentence is Dylan Byers; you will not be surprised to learn that he is a white guy.)
< Bari's CBS Bunker,... ヘ The Dokoupil promotion is telling in that regard. On some level, Tony is Bari's ideal anchor: a strong-jawed white man who harkens back to an earlier era of broadcast TV and thus subverts the industry's recent preoccupation with identity politics. He is
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
Karens busy in the 17th century freaking out about Catholic soap
Early soapmakers in the Mediterranean area did not have easy access to laurel oil and therefore dropped it from their formulations, thereby creating an olive oil-based soap now known as Castile soap. Castile soap is so called because it was produced on a large scale in the territories of the Crown of Castile, from where it was exported to numerous places in Europe, mainly during the Modern Age. Although the Crown of Castile was not the only producer of this type of soap, it was its producer par excellence. In the 17th century, the soap caused controversy in England, since it supplanted the unnamed local soap after the Spanish Catholic manufacturers purchased the monopoly on the soap from the cash-strapped Carolinian government. Its ties to Catholicism caused a public-relations campaign to be established, featuring washerwomen showing how much more effective local soaps were than Castile soap. The sale of a monopoly in Protestant England to a Catholic company caused a great uproar, ending with the Castile soap company eventually being stripped of the monopoly.[4]
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
sardonicus.eu Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 4d
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
a shot of a god botherer in a car, next to him on the passenger seat is a skull in an ornate box
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
NO BREAK GREATER THAN 4 HRS YESTERDAY
Screenshot of Jenny Holzers profile with "NO BREAK GREATER THAN 4 HRS YESTERDAY" label displayed
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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parkermolloy.com
lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
President Copypasta
pbump.com Philip Bump @pbump.com · 5d
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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emericanjezebel.bsky.social
If Kamala Harris runs again, I will personally doorknock against her campaign.
December 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
botsnack.bsky.social
Irony is 10 years dead and yet here we have a renewed round of beatings.
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
botsnack.bsky.social
#BestOfEbay
An embarassingly bad ebay item listing. Ostensibly a picture of a music stand, but also includes a portion of leg and foot, and a weird dirty looking blanket, with the music stand included but at a very weird angle.
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM