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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃

@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social

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cool nice person. communist labor union organizer. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · Nov 22

Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 12h

RIP James joyce you would have loved muscle mommies

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 12h

All protein smells like farts on a long enough timeline

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 12h

Where

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 13h

Most notably, it's the plant based protein powders that suck, by and large. Stick to whey and casein and you're fine

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 16h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 14h

I don't know where i stand anymore. I'm "left" on almost every debate but the left is calling me a centrist and posting pigpoopballs in my mentions which is as bad, to me, as calling for ethnic cleansing and colonial subjugation

PaulheadleyNBA @paulheadleynba.bsky.social · Sep 3

I don't know where I stand anymore. I'm left on almost every debate but "the left" online is every bit as destructive and obnoxious and incoherent as the extreme right now and I kinda hate them all

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 14h

As a nb whose primary reason for id'ing that way is "i don't care enough about gender to bother confirming to the standards" it is exhausting to have to explain the what of my gender to someone before even getting to the why. So i just go along to get along

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 17h

Goddamn. Saw him live once at a P-Funk show unannounced, playing Sir Nose. He came out shirtless, leather pants, and the big nose mask and I've never seen so many women get wet at the same time

Lucius Fox In The Box @carnegro.bsky.social · 17h

I am about to go for the longest walk. Heartbreaking. balleralert.com/profiles/blo...

D’Angelo Dead At 51 After Battle With Pancreatic Cancer

Neo-soul legend D’Angelo has died after a private battle with pancreatic cancer. Read Baller Alert’s exclusive report celebrating his life, music, and impact.

balleralert.com

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 18h

They're calling it LinkedIn for getting pussy

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 18h

Look i smoked spirits for 12 years because of this logic

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 18h

Criterion Collection Quibi

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 20h

Holes is more than the sum of her parts

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

if newsmax can refuse to sign a loyalty pledge to pete hegseth then the nations colleges and universities can refuse to sign a binding settlement requiring them to do DEI for nazis and hasbarists

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1d

Solidarity is the only way

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 20h

Thought this was a Mayor Howard post

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going Robert Crumb mode: listening to 1930s jazz and admiring women with big asses

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 20h

That's right

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

My giants fandom is begrudging but my trade union sympathies are enthusiastic.

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

More like david superpacman

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

If i could go back in time i would kill hitler, ofc, but I'd also kill Lorne Michaels once 30 rock premiered so i wouldn't have to keep watching SNL even though i haven't enjoyed it in 15 years

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

If you say his name and he's not in the replies arguing with you it's because he agrees

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Wtf tuna comes in 5oz cans(3oz drained)

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Id take my dentures out and gum that neck till it squart

Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 1d

Honored to draw my first cover for TIME ❤️

TIME tweet:
The living Israeli hostages held in Gaza have been freed under the first phase of Donald Trump's peace plan, alongside a Palestinian prisoner release. The deal may become a signature achievement of Trump's second term, and it could mark a strategic turning point for the Middle East https://time.com/7325156/trump-gaza-ceasefire-deal/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_content=131025
With cover image of a worms-eye view of Trump
https://x.com/TIME/status/1977784098929385818

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

My grandmother also spent afternoons listening to birds but i don't need to bring her up either

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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t watch anything on YouTube related to Messiaen’s Turangulila Symphony without at least one dipshit squawking about “Johnny Greenwood of Radiohead plays an ondes martenot too!”

Fuck Johnny Greenwood, Fuck your little band, get out of here with that shit you don’t belong here

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

You don't have to defend will in the replies. If there's anything he is capable of doing it's argue about himself online

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Pino?

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

I bet chicken tastes like them

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