🍂🦃BLEAKSIGILFEAST🦃🍂
@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social
cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
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Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
I would seriously rather kill myself than watch this. I would seriously rather kill myself than do be around these people especially on 5 grams of psilocybin.
oh to do a near heroic dose of shrooms with mr beast, as dozens of vials of your blood are drawn, and the world watches on
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I would seriously rather kill myself than watch this. I would seriously rather kill myself than do be around these people especially on 5 grams of psilocybin.
No thank you Apple TV I am not going to tune into the pluribus podcast after the episode, i will log onto bluesky dot social and read what my friends are posting
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
No thank you Apple TV I am not going to tune into the pluribus podcast after the episode, i will log onto bluesky dot social and read what my friends are posting
Median democrat
Before Trump, cite a unilateral action by the United States towards another nation for the acquisition of their resources?
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Median democrat
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I only got two things in this life: my word and my harem of big titty goth shawties and brother i fuckin love lying
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I only got two things in this life: my word and my harem of big titty goth shawties and brother i fuckin love lying
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Cocky need boing boing
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Cocky need boing boing
Pay for healthcare
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Pay for healthcare
Ouch my peanus horts
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ouch my peanus horts
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Livin' on a Political Compass
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Livin' on a Political Compass
Haven't done this in a while @profanity.accountant
@wittywebhandle.bsky.social has swears! They've used 3,856 profanities in their last 19,219 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (1,201 times)
🥈 "shit" (864 times)
🥉 "fuck" (462 times)
🥇 "fucking" (1,201 times)
🥈 "shit" (864 times)
🥉 "fuck" (462 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Haven't done this in a while @profanity.accountant
James Brown
Melt Banana
Television
Boris
Bela Fleck
Melt Banana
Television
Boris
Bela Fleck
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
(my wife’s favorite band is Bayside)
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
(my wife’s favorite band is Bayside)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Veronicas*
Janet Jackson
Chappell Roan (very early career)
Tinashe
(I think that’s literally it. I don’t like crowds lol)
The Veronicas*
Janet Jackson
Chappell Roan (very early career)
Tinashe
(I think that’s literally it. I don’t like crowds lol)
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
James Brown
Melt Banana
Television
Boris
Bela Fleck
Melt Banana
Television
Boris
Bela Fleck
Joy to the world
The lord is cum
The lord is cum
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Joy to the world
The lord is cum
The lord is cum
Silence, Belgian
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Silence, Belgian
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It is time to normalize getting drunk and calling your family yakubian devils
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
It is time to normalize getting drunk and calling your family yakubian devils
A girl I dated compared my dick to "the medieval torture device that splits you open from the inside"
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A girl I dated compared my dick to "the medieval torture device that splits you open from the inside"
Oi its the gay baby innit oive pissed me nappy there alroite
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oi its the gay baby innit oive pissed me nappy there alroite
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me in mixed company: treating addiction like a moral failing is a big part of how we got here, with only punitive measures to combat drug related deaths. rethink the way you use the language of addiction
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me in mixed company: treating addiction like a moral failing is a big part of how we got here, with only punitive measures to combat drug related deaths. rethink the way you use the language of addiction
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
The most annoying guy in every AA meeting be like
INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The most annoying guy in every AA meeting be like
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
christmas music turned on at work
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Bwabha , bwa ha ha, bwa hahahahahahaha
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bwabha , bwa ha ha, bwa hahahahahahaha
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People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
Why would the Mayor of New York City be interviewed by the racist guy who pooped his pants on cum town and made Dasha Nekrosova famous
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Why would the Mayor of New York City be interviewed by the racist guy who pooped his pants on cum town and made Dasha Nekrosova famous
Wow I'm at the YMCA new employee orientation and I'm learning the YMCA is woke? What the helly
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Wow I'm at the YMCA new employee orientation and I'm learning the YMCA is woke? What the helly